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to conform with our initial IP with the intruder.

Well, however it's pronounced, Mr Spock,

Enterprise is the only Federation starship that stands in its way.

my surname is mucus

Enterprise, they could be mistaking our scans as a hostile act.

Photon tor-pee-dohs Away

which will not last more than three minutes.

I am concerned with that being our only source of information, Captain.

Spock, tell me.

Voyager series,

"The Creator does not answer."

Impulse power, Mr. Sulu.

They still can.

Force field circuits E10 through 14 show ready for reactivation.

-I cannot. -This Creator V'Ger is looking for,

Unable to make contact with Starfleet, Captain.

Yes, sir. I’m the new PLO

Cloud composition, Mr Spock?

is less than three days away from this planet.

It's borderline on the simulator, Captain.

-We know nothing about it as yet. -Precisely the point, Captain.

-Position report, Navigator. -Computing new intersection course.

Tactical plot on viewer.

The new screens held.

Yes, sir, I'll do that.

Science Officer Spock, reporting as ordered, Captain.

We've plotted a course on that cloud, Commander.

and I hope we got this one off to a good start.

Engineering, what's happening to our force fields?

help us make direct contact with V'Ger.

Spock! Spock! Spock!

-Mr. Sulu, ahead warp 1. -Warp 1, sir.

Five years out there dealing with unknowns like this.

Push the igniter-enable release to begin a 10-second countdown

Mr. Scott, we need warp drive as soon as possible.

Helm control restored, sir.

Intermix set, bridge. Impulse power at your discretion.

From those positions,

Damn it, Bones. I need you.

We don't know that, Mr Spock.

temporary grade reduction to commander.

V'Ger must evolve.

I have an exterior visual.

Yes, Captain. We witnessed a birth.

Epsilon IX is monitoring the intruder. Keep a channel open to them.

Shit up what the fuck

my farts are long and loud and they smell

Not a doctor who'll argue every little diagnosis with me.

I OFFER MY SERVICES AS SCIENCE OFFICER

Holding at 37.65 degrees.

Captain, a maximum phaser strike directly at the beam

Clear the bridge, Captain?

THEREFORE, DISQUS IS INCAPABLE OF BELIEVING IN THEM.

V'Ger is barren, cold.

Mind if I tag along, Captain?

and complete vessel status.

It wasn't your fault.

but only to V'Ger directly.

Resume duty stations.

Star Trek The Motion Picture

Captain, Voyager VI disappeared into what they used to call a black hole.