Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Precisely.
It's running our records! Earth defenses! Starfleet strength!
Mr Sulu,
Report to me in one hour.
An answer? I don't know the question.
Why does V'Ger travel to the third planet
Kirk-unit. V'Ger awaits the information.
to far more immediate and critical responsibilities.
Force fields up full. Put object on viewer.
I'm losing Starfleet! Interference from V'Ger!
both effective immediately.
Kirk: Who is V'ger? Probe: V'ger is that which seeks the creator.
Curious. I'm seeing images of planets, moons, stars,
Permission to come aboard, sir.
We can have you back on Vulcan in four days, Mr. Spock. Y’know, after the shakedown.
Oversexed whorebots. Dating sites with dangerous gender imbalances.
Get someone up here to take the navigator's station.
They're requesting damage and injury reports
Bones, there's a thing out there.
Captain Kirk, these messages will detail my attempt to contact the aliens.
Sir, the Enterprise redesign increases phaser power
This is Epsilon IX, Columbia. Am boosting output. How read you this?
Heading?
I remember Lieutenant Ilia once mentioning she wore that.
The machine inhabitants found it to be one of their own kind.
I NEED TO TAKE A DUMP
Negative helm control, Captain. Going reverse on impulse power!
You are, Mr. Decker.
You did have a relationship with Lieutenant Ilia, Commander.
looking for its Creator.
If you are referring to the Kolinahr, Doctor, you are correct.
This meme must evolve
Mr. Decker, I will contact you every five minutes.
Unknown, sir.
investigate and take whatever action is necessary
Travel pod available. Cargo six.
Captain, Starfleet is sending this tactical on V'Ger's position.
V'Ger needs the information.
Unbelievable technology.
All train compartments smell vaguely of shit.
The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes.
only the normal functioning of the carbon-based units.
surrounding alien vessel.
Divert auxiliary power to deflectors.
When they went into anti-matter imbalance,
-Jim, this is a mechanism. -A probe, Captain.
We have been contacted.
They still have the intruder on their monitors. It's decelerating.
to coincide with the opening of the V'Ger orifice.
-Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert! -Deck five, Captain. Officer's quarters.
Badly!
The machines interpreted it literally. They built this entire vessel
Engineering to all decks,
Enterprise would be unable to function without carbon units.
Thataway.
As much as you wanted the Enterprise, I want this.
Spock, this child is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth.
Machine
Fascinating. Not "Decker-unit"?
If V'Ger destroys the Enterprise,
Is there anything else?
All right, explanation. Why was my phaser order countermanded?
my farts are long and loud and they smell
-Medic. -Medics are coming.
my farts are long and loud and they smell
It's how we all feel, Mr Spock.
Why do they dislike carbon so much?
and I'm witnessing some sort of dimensional image,
-Maneuvering thrusters, sir. -Hold station.
Six...
Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert!
As in "frightened out of," Captain, sir.