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Good luck, kiddo.
We got what we came for
Just in cases
We need the
Girl I'd marry you now if I were free
But I can't hide
NOT REALLY! ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE CANNOT AND DO NOT CONSULT ON THAT EITHER!
and for this, we ask you to forgive us.
at Christmas
- Ah. Natalie. - Sir.
she might fall in love with me. What do you think?
Which doll for Daisy's friend Emily?
And we can't even afford pajamas
OR Orientation
and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm...
Actually, I was serious - I don't know where it is. I'll have a look tonight.
Right.
Thank you, sir. I had a premonition I was gonna fuck up on my first day.
(Bill laughing)
- (Portuguese) Where is Aurelia? - Why should I tell you?
All you need is love
(Sighs) It's just I know the old version so well, you know.
- you wee motherless mongrel. - Oh!
Sorry?
Come on and let it snow
(Otis Redding: White Christmas) I'm, I'm dreaming
and advise the girls to avoid Kevin if they want their breasts unfondled.
The dizzy dancing way that you feel
- Oh, I'm sorry. - Sorry.
Thank you. Good.
Ah...
Welcome back, Bill.
Thank you so much, Mark, this is exactly what I was hoping for.
Er, Natalie.
Right. Right. I understand that but I have decided...
No, I'm wise. Stateside I am Prince William without the weird family.
No, right. Silence is golden.
- Do you mind if I...? - I've probably taped over it.
- Oh, David. - Ah!
Is, er, Natalie in?
I FEEL IT IN MY FINGERS
Excellent. Thanks a lot.
- Hey, gorgeous. - (Gentle growl)
Dreaming of a white...
- Prime Minister. - Thank you very much.
(Bell tinkles)
Like American girls. So I should just go to America!
God only knows what I'd be without you...
I'm in love.
Ruthless, trained killers are just a phone call away.
Hello. Hi. Hello, darling.
. .
- Hello. - (Ringing continues)
OK? OK, I'll talk to you later.
(Male DJ) 'It's a rainy Christmas Eve all over the UK
Dreams for sale and fairy tales
And you and you
Meg på jobb når det ringer hjemmefra
- Oh. Am I sad or not sad? - I think you're not surprised.
Jack, yeah, I need a car.
spades king
So she's going to say her final farewell to you not through me but,
(Organ plays Wedding March)
Is the new prime minister in trouble already?
Chels in 30 years!
Prime Minister?
She's the coolest girl in school.
I look quite pretty
Da, Darling!
Some of her requests,
Is she?
(Doorbell)
- Aren't you a bit young to be in love? - No.
Where the fuck Is my fucking coat
To... Wisconsin!
Let’s go CG girls!
Premier Furey to MUN Our special relationship is still very special
Are you gonna give me something?
Oh but now old friends...
and get drunk with my fat manager...
- Wow. Thanks for that, Bill. - For what?
- 'Do you mean that? ' - 'Of course I do, Michael.
Good to have you back.
Lead vocals by ten-year-old Joanna Anderson,
I've just tried the wedding video and it's a disaster.
But then I hear it call my name
- Well, Bill... - It's a terrible, terrible mistake, chubs...
Yeah! No! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
in order to hang out with you at Christmas.
(Inaudible through glass)
RUTO MUST?? MUST GO
I hate uncle jakey
Oh baby
Oh, what the hell is that?
But I wanted to say, I hope that can change.
NOT REALLY! ABSOLUTELY NOT!
What the hell are you doing here? You're supposed to be at Elton John's.
Yes! Wisconsin babes!
I hope it's useful.
That is so inconvenient.
here I am,
I'll go wherever you will go
Between the two of us we'll find the answer and it won't hurt any more.
Just leave it.
Well, perhaps you should come on later, Plumpy.
So deep I can't sleep
She couldn't make it in. Family thing.
'I'm actually yours. With love, your Natalie.'
See you got no say at all
They're not worth it!
I can feel it in your heart beat
I'll warm them up!
Not my boyfriend.
Yeah, I can't see why not.
No, absolutely not! We didn't And do not consult on that either.
Billy, welcome back to the airwaves.
- You think I should? - Yeah.
(Knocks)
I just thought that maybe the time had come to do something about it.
Let’s get pissed and watch porn