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Hi, babe, how's it going? Yeah.
- (Doorbell) - Hello. Sorry to disturb.
She lives next door.
Everyday at DCAA! Are you not entertained?!?!
Enough now.
No! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either.
I feel it in my fingers In my fingers
(Sighs)
- Right. - I'd better be getting inside, actually.
Carol. (Laughs)
Helpful.
Free as a bird. Fire away.
The trouble with love is
backing vocals coordinated by her mother,
A tiny insignificant detail
IT’S A SELF PRESERVATION THING…YOU SEE
yes beryl mayoogniwuenfeeodkjwoedjfjfkxmakdcjdnqwkaksdodoxkrockerttsucewhiterette? what doyou want? i want to et all the rockkerotettes.
He can't do that - she's our best waitress.
No.
The trouble with love is Ooh, yeah
*four
Waiting to bloom
- I just feel we've been bad sons this year. - Sounds fine. A bit boring but fine.
This is shit, isn't it?
There’s a fourth one?
Where the fuck is my fucking wallet
Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Thank you.
- Actually, I really can't wait. - You won't regret it, sir.
I hope to see much more of you as our countries work toward a better future.
Er, yes, Peter.
IN CASE OF BAD GUYS! ABSOLUTELY NOT! DO NOT USE THE STAIRS! STAY ON THE ELEVATOR!
basically you're fucked, aren't you?
No, James! Absolutely not. We didn't and do not consult on that either!
- Yeah. - Yeah.
You baby
And he’s got a big knob
No, I'd... I'd better not.
I want something I want something pretty
it's just a weird personality thing.
So tender and mild
Cos this love's got me blind
You know she is, darling.
Come on, then. In the car. In the car.
And now I've gone and said "shit". Twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
Where the fuck Are the fucking bids
And on this cold, cold night it's gonna be crowded and sweaty and stuff.
I said, "Over my dead body."
'It's Billy Mack.'
'Tis but the work of a moment.
mid-fifties,
(Chorus) Love, love, love
(Karen) It was a starry night in ancient Jerusalem
- No bloody holly. - But sir...
And may all of your Christmases
You've seen the films, kiddo. It ain't over till it's over.
A dozen roses, diamond rings
No, I am on shag highway, heading west.
Teresa My darling, my dream, my boat
More than you could ever know You will ever know
Erm, I'm starting to feel...
- You admit the prostitutes were a mistake? - I do.
(Portuguese) What kind of idiot doesn't make copies?
No! Absolutely not. We did not and do not consult on that either
Look, the sheep are ready already and you're not even...
Not quite finished.
You're welcome.
george i told ya not to get a pole and swing and be stuck like a magnet! boing good riddance faye you uryrrh from misushwyy's shaigarbages!
I think it's crap, Colin.
Mm-mm! Absolutely not! We do not and didn't consult on that either!
I should have told her every day because she was perfect every day.
we're a thousand miles from earth da da da da do do do do da da we come here on a mission to find out what can be switch off the battery do do do do do da da wop as long as we're together there's no place i'd rather be do do do do do da wop wop woo woo da da do wop no place i'd rather be do do do woo woo da wop
the ships tax has been invested by a treetop. yes cut the carbons! cut the iranges! i'm wanting in now! yes my words aren't useless lies honest! i'll fight for a 1% even if i have to! yes the pollution will see by 2911 the tax will be proven useful for parliament! yes you can rely on gillaster!
- Sam, time for dinner. - I'm not hungry.
- Britney Spears. - Wow.
And Advise The Girls To Avoid Kevin If They Want Their Breasts Unfondled.
I left Elton's and a hefty number of half-naked chicks with their mouths open
Just leave them, please! They're not important.
'Keep your eyes closed.
Think about it, for all our sakes.
It's a perfume. Gucci, wow.
A classic fool.
'lf you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.'
No, thanks.
Waiting for the rain
You think this is full of clothes? Like hell it is.
No! Absolutely not! We Can't And Won't Consult On That Either!
Right. Well, this is Gavin.
Everyday at DCAA! Fuck it all!
spades king music
I really must do copies
Thanks, boss.
All right, bye-bye.
Of course.
Whatever. There's this big concert at the end of term and Joanna's in it.
Right, well, lucky you.
- (Sarah) Stop. - (Mobile)
I always think Pavarotti dresses very well.
(Clears throat)
I'd like to go to Wandsworth, the dodgy end.
- You are the champion! - (Crowd) Shh.
It's all for you, sir
'if you can't say it at Christmas, when can you, eh? -
No! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
And I can't breathe
I swore I'd never love again
Am I sad or not sad?
No.
All the local schools have joined together, even St Basil's...
Wandsworth. The dodgy end.
God only knows what I'd be without you
Thanks, Alex. I don't think we're making progress here.
I feel very proud
- How are you feeling? - Erm...
Santa won't you bring me my honey
- Well, girls love musicians, don't they? - Uh-huh.
'Blue are outselling me five to one
'they were all messages of love.
No! Absolutely not. We did not and do not consult on that either.
Don't do that.
If you saw my sister, you'd understand why.
- Do you want to make a run for it? - Hold on to that.
English girls. They're stuck up, you see.
I just felt like such a fool because...
(With English accent) "Bottle."
And your very loud typing
- You know that? - Yes.
Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
Over and over again
Erm, this is my mum and my dad and my Uncle Tony and my Auntie Glynne.
FGX068 Is ON
and Sam's darling mum was right.
Ooh, would I call good?
Oh, look, don't be a moron.
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
Would you like it… giftwrapped?
All I want for Christmas
Send an embarrassingly big car and I’ll be there
I'm naked and I want you at least twice before Jamie gets home.
- So, how's the Christmas party going? - Good.
(Portuguese) Oh, my God, I've got a terrible stomachache.
switch off your phone and tell me exactlyhow long it is that you've been working here."
ooooooh would we call that funny
- See you later. - Yes. Looking forward to it.
- It's all right. - Did you see what I did?
You are on the road to disaster.
- Hello, Gavin. - My copper.
Obviously, if you don't want to, you don't have to. I...
You always talk to Peter.
Banoffee pie?
Lost in everything about you
Joni Mitchell is the woman who taught your cold English wife how to feel.
Hello, you must be Tony.
testing
They’re all of me Jess looking at daddy’s photos
THE DODGY END
- She was rubbish. - OK, here's one.
Ah, Natalie. Hi.
Birchanger, the dodgy end
I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes
¿Donde esta mi maldito fontanero?
It's true.
So what do you reckon to our new prime minister?
The trouble with love is
- And ditto. - Thank you.
- Food? - No, thanks.
They’re not funny, they’re art
what would happen if i was a silouette marrying people off on the fire escape? oh god it wouldn't end well for the greenies and you'd support gay clutter tax marriage.
I was standing in for Brad Pitt once on Seven Years In Tibet...
8 is a lot of legs, David
So if you really love Christmas Love Christmas
May your day
when your coworker compliments you on a reply-all
Please. All I want is one shot of me in a wedding dress that isn't turquoise.