Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
No! Absolutely not! We Can't And Won't Consult On That Either!
Mm-mm! Absolutely not! We do not and didn't consult on that either!
I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes
So if you really love Christmas Love Christmas
switch off your phone and tell me exactlyhow long it is that you've been working here."
(Chorus) Love, love, love
No, James! Absolutely not. We didn't and do not consult on that either!
we're a thousand miles from earth da da da da do do do do da da we come here on a mission to find out what can be switch off the battery do do do do do da da wop as long as we're together there's no place i'd rather be do do do do do da wop wop woo woo da da do wop no place i'd rather be do do do woo woo da wop
Send an embarrassingly big car and I’ll be there
when your coworker compliments you on a reply-all
Wandsworth. The dodgy end.
All right, bye-bye.
(Karen) It was a starry night in ancient Jerusalem
I always think Pavarotti dresses very well.
And may all of your Christmases
Birchanger, the dodgy end
'Blue are outselling me five to one
Think about it, for all our sakes.
Everyday at DCAA! Fuck it all!
Thanks, boss.
THE DODGY END
- Do you want to make a run for it? - Hold on to that.
Not quite finished.
It's all for you, sir
- Yeah. - Yeah.
And on this cold, cold night it's gonna be crowded and sweaty and stuff.
ooooooh would we call that funny
I said, "Over my dead body."
Santa won't you bring me my honey
You're welcome.
Where the fuck Are the fucking bids
Waiting for the rain
what would happen if i was a silouette marrying people off on the fire escape? oh god it wouldn't end well for the greenies and you'd support gay clutter tax marriage.
yes beryl mayoogniwuenfeeodkjwoedjfjfkxmakdcjdnqwkaksdodoxkrockerttsucewhiterette? what doyou want? i want to et all the rockkerotettes.
No! Absolutely not. We did not and do not consult on that either.
No! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
So what do you reckon to our new prime minister?
I'd like to go to Wandsworth, the dodgy end.
it's just a weird personality thing.
Come on, then. In the car. In the car.
They’re all of me Jess looking at daddy’s photos
- How are you feeling? - Erm...
Obviously, if you don't want to, you don't have to. I...
'they were all messages of love.
Cos this love's got me blind
No! Absolutely not. We did not and do not consult on that either
Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
You baby
So tender and mild
This is shit, isn't it?
Helpful.
Over and over again
basically you're fucked, aren't you?
May your day
No, I am on shag highway, heading west.
Oh, look, don't be a moron.
- (Doorbell) - Hello. Sorry to disturb.
- Right. - I'd better be getting inside, actually.
A tiny insignificant detail
Hi, babe, how's it going? Yeah.
mid-fifties,
- You admit the prostitutes were a mistake? - I do.
Am I sad or not sad?
- You are the champion! - (Crowd) Shh.
They’re not funny, they’re art
Ah, Natalie. Hi.
Erm, this is my mum and my dad and my Uncle Tony and my Auntie Glynne.
IN CASE OF BAD GUYS! ABSOLUTELY NOT! DO NOT USE THE STAIRS! STAY ON THE ELEVATOR!
george i told ya not to get a pole and swing and be stuck like a magnet! boing good riddance faye you uryrrh from misushwyy's shaigarbages!
Hello, you must be Tony.
No.
Right, well, lucky you.
There’s a fourth one?
(Sighs)
You always talk to Peter.
A classic fool.
- She was rubbish. - OK, here's one.
- Well, girls love musicians, don't they? - Uh-huh.
And now I've gone and said "shit". Twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
I want something I want something pretty
(Clears throat)
It's true.
backing vocals coordinated by her mother,
Where the fuck is my fucking wallet
Right. Well, this is Gavin.
- So, how's the Christmas party going? - Good.
Would you like it… giftwrapped?
Don't do that.
Teresa My darling, my dream, my boat
Thanks, Alex. I don't think we're making progress here.
- See you later. - Yes. Looking forward to it.
Whatever. There's this big concert at the end of term and Joanna's in it.
- You know that? - Yes.
English girls. They're stuck up, you see.
I was standing in for Brad Pitt once on Seven Years In Tibet...
Lost in everything about you
The trouble with love is Ooh, yeah
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
Look, the sheep are ready already and you're not even...
Waiting to bloom
It's a perfume. Gucci, wow.
- It's all right. - Did you see what I did?
(With English accent) "Bottle."
You've seen the films, kiddo. It ain't over till it's over.
No.
I feel very proud
I should have told her every day because she was perfect every day.
The trouble with love is
IT’S A SELF PRESERVATION THING…YOU SEE
- Hello, Gavin. - My copper.
FGX068 Is ON
Enough now.
(Portuguese) Oh, my God, I've got a terrible stomachache.
I'm naked and I want you at least twice before Jamie gets home.
Banoffee pie?
- I just feel we've been bad sons this year. - Sounds fine. A bit boring but fine.
- (Sarah) Stop. - (Mobile)
The trouble with love is
spades king music
Everyday at DCAA! Are you not entertained?!?!
God only knows what I'd be without you
You think this is full of clothes? Like hell it is.
You are on the road to disaster.
- No bloody holly. - But sir...
All I want for Christmas
He can't do that - she's our best waitress.
'Tis but the work of a moment.
If you saw my sister, you'd understand why.
'Keep your eyes closed.
- And ditto. - Thank you.
A dozen roses, diamond rings
All the local schools have joined together, even St Basil's...
Carol. (Laughs)
No, I'd... I'd better not.
I feel it in my fingers In my fingers
I really must do copies
And I can't breathe
- Sam, time for dinner. - I'm not hungry.
Just leave them, please! They're not important.
I think it's crap, Colin.
*four
You know she is, darling.
No! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either.
More than you could ever know You will ever know
Erm, I'm starting to feel...
'It's Billy Mack.'
and Sam's darling mum was right.
I left Elton's and a hefty number of half-naked chicks with their mouths open
Er, yes, Peter.
I hope to see much more of you as our countries work toward a better future.
Thank you.
(Portuguese) What kind of idiot doesn't make copies?
'if you can't say it at Christmas, when can you, eh? -
She lives next door.
And Advise The Girls To Avoid Kevin If They Want Their Breasts Unfondled.
- Actually, I really can't wait. - You won't regret it, sir.
the ships tax has been invested by a treetop. yes cut the carbons! cut the iranges! i'm wanting in now! yes my words aren't useless lies honest! i'll fight for a 1% even if i have to! yes the pollution will see by 2911 the tax will be proven useful for parliament! yes you can rely on gillaster!
Please. All I want is one shot of me in a wedding dress that isn't turquoise.
8 is a lot of legs, David
And your very loud typing
testing
- Food? - No, thanks.
Joni Mitchell is the woman who taught your cold English wife how to feel.
- Britney Spears. - Wow.
¿Donde esta mi maldito fontanero?
I just felt like such a fool because...
And he’s got a big knob
No, thanks.
Ooh, would I call good?
Of course.
I swore I'd never love again
Free as a bird. Fire away.
'lf you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.'