Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh Jesus, not that crap again!

Anything for the hero of the hour.

'Tis but the work of a moment

- Thank you. - Thank you.

switch off your phone and tell me exactly how long it is that you've been working here."

Yeah, absolutely.

But, erm, you know Natalie who works here?

Oh, right. I should be easier than the last lot.

And she said, "No, Daniel, over mine."

when your coworker compliments you on a reply-all

So that's a no, then?

I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes

Even if that's the case, yeah.

Oh. Tastes like it, too.

Oh, dear me, how are the fatty fallen

'none of the phone calls from people on board were messages of hate or revenge,

No, Absolutely Not! We Do Not and Didn't consult on that either!

I love her and true love lasts a lifetime.

Erm, and you live with your husband? Boyfriend?

and our special relationship is still very special.

Good luck, Daisy, good luck, Bernie.

'Hold on. Hold on.

It would be great if we could be friends.

And Ferris wheels

I'll give you all that you need

I am going to sneak in And eat your finger clippings

I hear those sleigh bells ringing

- 'How's it looking so far? ' - 'Very bad indeed.

Come on, I've got treats at home. Dad's coming.

Here, aren't...

the dark horse for this year's Christmas number one,

I think we ought to take Mum out for her birthday on Friday. What do you think?

'That'll never make number one.'

- I'm sorry. - No, it's fine. It's fine.

But others she was pretty damn clear about.

(Santana Featuring Rob Thomas: Smooth)

I think there’s a pretty sizable arse there, sir. Huge thighs

(Daniel) Well, maybe not his eyeballs, then. Maybe just his veins.

- To a fantastic place called Wisconsin. - No!

It's everywhere I go

Enough. Enough now...

The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?

No, really. I'm just feeling so rotten.

Bye bye baby, baby goodbye

It's carol singers.

God only knows what I'd be without you

Cos on Christmas you can depend

I don’t want something I want. I want something pretty

Feel it in my toes, yeah

I thought I might be able to swap it for some pie

But their wives and girlfriends, et cetera.

As long as your boyfriend doesn't mind.

- You don't have a cute British accent. - Yes, I do! I'm going to America.

now my new nickname for auntie chris is... auntie slay.

And that's not you? That's not me, Michael.

- I don't have to go. - Right. Good.

Waiting for you to come on home

who's filling in for theon mulley? gina timmins.

Ooh, would we call her chubby?

I love that word "relationship". Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it?

- There. - That's great.

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that?

- Erm... erm... - Um... um...

(Typewriter clacking)

- My mum and... you know. - Of course, yeah. It's getting a bit cold.

- Really? Wow. - Yeah.

It's stronger than your pride

And, er, sometimes not. Mainly scary how bad the writing is.

He got me right, though. I'm just Judy.

I think it all hangs on the next song.

- David Beckham's right foot. - (Laughter)

- And massage them, please. - Right.

I hate uncle Jamie I hate uncle Jamie

No, Absolutely Not! We Didn't And Do Not Consult On That Either!

Basya's friends are so good-Iooking

Bonjour, Monsieur Bennett. Welcome back.

- Ever do weddings? - Yes, I do.

When it comes to me, you can have everything.

- Tell me. - It's basic, really.

Lost in everything about you

- What do we do now? - Smile.

Im fucked, I'm fucked

Hello! What the hell are you doing here?

It's all right...

Oh no, that is so inconvenient

And the songbirds

Ah, well. OK, well...

- Three illegitimate but charming children? - No.

For actually giving a real answer to a question.

'General opinion makes out that we live in a world of hatred and greed

- In the nativity play? - Yeah. First Lobster.

- What about this? - Er, straw.

There'd better not be eels in here.

OK, let's say, er, Thursday, my place.

Just a moment, I know I've got it. Would you hang on to that?

You know perfectly well that any bar anywhere in America

Yeah. Stepdad, actually.

hmm. yes means no I think

(A capella) I don't want a lot for Christmas

Look, I'm so sorry about that day.

- And I think you're the man that I really... - We're here.

Let me just pop it in the box.

All that ice cream. Er...

Well something's lost

(English) You learned English?

I FEEL IT IN MY FINGERS

Now here's one for the lovers.

Be careful there.

You're Sam's dad, aren't you?

You're so excited I can feel you getting hotter

Here's an important message from your Uncle Bill -

- Yes, yeah. - Bloody freezing...

Thank you. Thank you so much.

There'll be no crying

OH, JESUS, NOT THAT CRAP AGAIN!

Thank you, sir.

I feel it in my toes

Yep Solid Gold Shit, Maestro

This is Aurelia.

People hate sissies.

Karen, it's me again.

And this is Natalie. She's new, like you.

All alone on Christmas

- Come on. - Right.

Right. Back at three. Christmas shopping, never easy or pleasant.

- Hello, Natalie. - Hello, David. I mean, sir.