Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Explain again why you're so late. - Can't a man have any secrets?
manus dei oot abbas serengilo oot dei sei est çerecelitos pôœt ent un ulembos. hup deî trei oot abbas silengiös oôt abbak porthàical gion belød.
So what's this big news?
Love Actually predicting the future…
God, come on, get a grip. You're the Prime Minister, for God's sake.
So that’s a no, then?
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
Er, mon-montagno,
and of course I prediction you say no...
- Thank you. - (Portuguese) Não!
Mane For Real for real
Save it for a rainy day
(Portuguese) Good evening.
It can tear you up inside
Hear for the sleigh bells
Absolutely Not! We Do Not And Didn't Consult On That Either!"
Snapper as the penny drops…
What is that word?
Right.
Well done, you.
Uh, yes. I'm very busy and important, How can I help you?
Bye bye baby
That is unexpected.
Don't worry, you're totally gonna like her cos she is "the sexy one".
Pardon me. I'm meaning your other daughter - Aurelia.
Basically you're fucked, aren't you?
God only knows what I'd be without you
Become a pop star and they give you them for free.
Hi.
Really? I've never found that.
Keep singing like they know the score
To be honest, I didn't really...
Waiting for the spring
I think maybe now I have made the wrong choice...
You do
a fantastic place called Wisconsin
I heard you were gorgeous.
Eight is a lot of legs, David.
Let's get pissed and watch porn
And of course, your mobile goes.
Have you been watching stuff on TV?
And I love you, I love you, I love you...
NOT THAT CRAP AGAIN!!!!
And he's got a big knob
Maybe school?
Thank God. You would've broken my heart if you'd said yes.
you're getting chubbier every day.
- Oh. - Oh.
No! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
Never let it fade away
let's get pissed and watch porn
This is Carla. She's real friendly.
Um, ok, that’s done.
Doesn't mean we'll be able to find the video, though.
(Cheering)
The last administration made it perfectly clear.
Jamie's friends are so good-Iooking.
Yes, we can see that, darling.
(Director) Right, let's have another look at that, please.
Then jump for my love
Ruby and Toni watching my 2022 reel
I want something I want, not something I need
Bye bye baby, don't make me cry
we're just trying to help george get divorced aren't we? we certainly are.
Well, it shouldn't be.
Just to remind you…
- Can I help you? - Yes. I'd like a Budweiser, please.
Your Seattle Mariners. Make a move today
No, absolutely not! We Can't And Won't Consult On That Either.
Harriet. You haven't met Harriet.
OK. Well...
(Portuguese) Fuck - it's cold!
There we go. Almost finished.
Sorry I'm late, I had to drop off Bernie at rehearsal.
Oh, don't wait up.
Brisbane, watch out! Here comes Patrick Voss!
after 13 years of Mr Oh-But-You-Always-Love-Scarves.
No, Thomas! Absolutely Not! We can't and won't consult on that either!
- Do you trust me? - I trust you.
- Daniel. - I'm Carol.
Hillier School would now like to present their Christmas number.
Doesn't mean I'm not terribly concerned that your wife just died.
(Pidgin Spanish) Er, molto bueno...
But Jamie, darling.
Yeah, course you did, you saucy minx.
So the feeling grows
That's why we're making the new version.
So, three weeks till Christmas, looks like the real competition is gonna be Blue.
The imperial pub has lots of dark corners for doing dark deeds
Love of my life
I'll take you down, I'll take you down
Hi, Uncle Jamie!
Silent night
In the presence of God, Peter and Juliet have given their consent
Is it all party, party, party down there?
You're going to sell me to a complete stranger?
On the feast of Stephen
Right, I'll get my things and then let's fix the country, shall we?
I'll give you anything you ask for As long as it's not something I don't want to give
You're not who I think you are, are you?
Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there.
Jump, if you wanna taste my kisses in the night then
Oh, I guess they'll never know...
I want you to know, may your day
That's quite a few of you, I shouldn't be surprised and a half.
For you
- Thank you! - Oh, well, you know.
Very good, sir.
From give and take
(Song continues on radio, quietly)
And your very loud typing
I don't want to make you late for the concert.
- And that's not you? - That's not me, Michael.
There was more than one lobster present in the Seinfeld apartment?
(TV) 'And coming up later this morning, it's this guy... '
And you resisted the temptation for surprises.
I'm fine. I'm FINE.
aldi sucks
Me standing in the pouring rain
It's, erm... (Imitates horror film sound effects)
(French) Er, je suis, er, très heureux de vous avoir ici.
Understood.
And I won't leave
Yes and I'm sorry about all the cockups.
Wait. Wait.
- No, it's nothing, really. - Keith'll be very disappointed.
And "molto bueno" is Spanish.
Apparently He Is Going To Kill Aurelia
I'm nice. I really am. Apart from my terrible taste in pie and...
I'm a little relieved.
I feel it in my toes
and over here we have contestant number 5... she couldn't stop with her gayles!
He's from England.
That is bad news.
To continue your emotional education.
Britain.
“Er, yes, I’m very busy and important, how can I help you?”
My Saturday plans...
She can't speak English properly.
and our special relationship is still very special.