Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In the presence of God, Peter and Juliet have given their consent
Bye bye baby, don't make me cry
From give and take
(Song continues on radio, quietly)
That's quite a few of you, I shouldn't be surprised and a half.
Oh, don't wait up.
Uh, yes. I'm very busy and important, How can I help you?
- Can I help you? - Yes. I'd like a Budweiser, please.
But Jamie, darling.
(TV) 'And coming up later this morning, it's this guy... '
NOT THAT CRAP AGAIN!!!!
- No, it's nothing, really. - Keith'll be very disappointed.
And he's got a big knob
Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there.
Um, ok, that’s done.
Wait. Wait.
aldi sucks
(Pidgin Spanish) Er, molto bueno...
And you resisted the temptation for surprises.
You do
God, come on, get a grip. You're the Prime Minister, for God's sake.
and our special relationship is still very special.
Yes, we can see that, darling.
God only knows what I'd be without you
Right.
The imperial pub has lots of dark corners for doing dark deeds
and of course I prediction you say no...
Yeah, course you did, you saucy minx.
Maybe school?
Doesn't mean we'll be able to find the video, though.
No, absolutely not! We Can't And Won't Consult On That Either.
Understood.
It's, erm... (Imitates horror film sound effects)
Mane For Real for real
So what's this big news?
we're just trying to help george get divorced aren't we? we certainly are.
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
- Thank you! - Oh, well, you know.
Don't worry, you're totally gonna like her cos she is "the sexy one".
Silent night
Really? I've never found that.
I want something I want, not something I need
He's from England.
Eight is a lot of legs, David.
Hi, Uncle Jamie!
Right, I'll get my things and then let's fix the country, shall we?
OK. Well...
(Portuguese) Fuck - it's cold!
Have you been watching stuff on TV?
So the feeling grows
- Daniel. - I'm Carol.
Become a pop star and they give you them for free.
I'm nice. I really am. Apart from my terrible taste in pie and...
- And that's not you? - That's not me, Michael.
Well, it shouldn't be.
That is bad news.
a fantastic place called Wisconsin
“Er, yes, I’m very busy and important, how can I help you?”
I heard you were gorgeous.
Bye bye baby
And of course, your mobile goes.
Oh, I guess they'll never know...
(Cheering)
(French) Er, je suis, er, très heureux de vous avoir ici.
Waiting for the spring
And I love you, I love you, I love you...
My Saturday plans...
Very good, sir.
I'm a little relieved.
And your very loud typing
For you
after 13 years of Mr Oh-But-You-Always-Love-Scarves.
I'll take you down, I'll take you down
It can tear you up inside
Never let it fade away
You're going to sell me to a complete stranger?
I feel it in my toes
Thank God. You would've broken my heart if you'd said yes.
And I won't leave
Yes and I'm sorry about all the cockups.
- Thank you. - (Portuguese) Não!
Me standing in the pouring rain
This is Carla. She's real friendly.
The last administration made it perfectly clear.
Let's get pissed and watch porn
Keep singing like they know the score
So, three weeks till Christmas, looks like the real competition is gonna be Blue.
- Do you trust me? - I trust you.
and over here we have contestant number 5... she couldn't stop with her gayles!
Pardon me. I'm meaning your other daughter - Aurelia.
Absolutely Not! We Do Not And Didn't Consult On That Either!"
I think maybe now I have made the wrong choice...
On the feast of Stephen
Hillier School would now like to present their Christmas number.
Is it all party, party, party down there?
There was more than one lobster present in the Seinfeld apartment?
No! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
Ruby and Toni watching my 2022 reel
To continue your emotional education.
(Director) Right, let's have another look at that, please.
Jamie's friends are so good-Iooking.
(Portuguese) Good evening.
Doesn't mean I'm not terribly concerned that your wife just died.
I want you to know, may your day
let's get pissed and watch porn
I'm fine. I'm FINE.
Your Seattle Mariners. Make a move today
- Explain again why you're so late. - Can't a man have any secrets?
Brisbane, watch out! Here comes Patrick Voss!
No, Thomas! Absolutely Not! We can't and won't consult on that either!
Britain.
Apparently He Is Going To Kill Aurelia
What is that word?
Basically you're fucked, aren't you?
Sorry I'm late, I had to drop off Bernie at rehearsal.
Just to remind you…
Snapper as the penny drops…
You're not who I think you are, are you?
Jump, if you wanna taste my kisses in the night then
Then jump for my love
Well done, you.
Harriet. You haven't met Harriet.
I don't want to make you late for the concert.
you're getting chubbier every day.
Save it for a rainy day
Er, mon-montagno,
That's why we're making the new version.
Love Actually predicting the future…
Hear for the sleigh bells
So that’s a no, then?
That is unexpected.
I'll give you anything you ask for As long as it's not something I don't want to give
- Oh. - Oh.
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Hi.
And "molto bueno" is Spanish.
There we go. Almost finished.
To be honest, I didn't really...
She can't speak English properly.
Love of my life