Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's, erm... (Imitates horror film sound effects)
- No, it's nothing, really. - Keith'll be very disappointed.
Right.
- Explain again why you're so late. - Can't a man have any secrets?
Uh, yes. I'm very busy and important, How can I help you?
Hillier School would now like to present their Christmas number.
So what's this big news?
and our special relationship is still very special.
The imperial pub has lots of dark corners for doing dark deeds
- Can I help you? - Yes. I'd like a Budweiser, please.
- Thank you. - (Portuguese) Não!
Don't worry, you're totally gonna like her cos she is "the sexy one".
Oh, don't wait up.
It can tear you up inside
The last administration made it perfectly clear.
Eight is a lot of legs, David.
You're going to sell me to a complete stranger?
Yeah, course you did, you saucy minx.
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
- Do you trust me? - I trust you.
You do
Me standing in the pouring rain
What is that word?
(Director) Right, let's have another look at that, please.
Really? I've never found that.
Britain.
(French) Er, je suis, er, très heureux de vous avoir ici.
Doesn't mean I'm not terribly concerned that your wife just died.
Keep singing like they know the score
Well, it shouldn't be.
So, three weeks till Christmas, looks like the real competition is gonna be Blue.
Yes and I'm sorry about all the cockups.
manus dei oot abbas serengilo oot dei sei est çerecelitos pôœt ent un ulembos. hup deî trei oot abbas silengiös oôt abbak porthàical gion belød.
My Saturday plans...
(Portuguese) Good evening.
Harriet. You haven't met Harriet.
Hi, Uncle Jamie!
Understood.
No! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
No, absolutely not! We Can't And Won't Consult On That Either.
Absolutely Not! We Do Not And Didn't Consult On That Either!"
Yes, we can see that, darling.
Brisbane, watch out! Here comes Patrick Voss!
Doesn't mean we'll be able to find the video, though.
OK. Well...
For you
I'll give you anything you ask for As long as it's not something I don't want to give
To continue your emotional education.
He's from England.
after 13 years of Mr Oh-But-You-Always-Love-Scarves.
There we go. Almost finished.
You're not who I think you are, are you?
Wait. Wait.
No, Thomas! Absolutely Not! We can't and won't consult on that either!
That's why we're making the new version.
Hi.
Jamie's friends are so good-Iooking.
There was more than one lobster present in the Seinfeld apartment?
Your Seattle Mariners. Make a move today
In the presence of God, Peter and Juliet have given their consent
- Daniel. - I'm Carol.
That is bad news.
Just to remind you…
So the feeling grows
Hear for the sleigh bells
- Oh. - Oh.
That's quite a few of you, I shouldn't be surprised and a half.
Um, ok, that’s done.
This is Carla. She's real friendly.
NOT THAT CRAP AGAIN!!!!
I heard you were gorgeous.
and of course I prediction you say no...
(TV) 'And coming up later this morning, it's this guy... '
Bye bye baby, don't make me cry
That is unexpected.
I'm fine. I'm FINE.
let's get pissed and watch porn
(Pidgin Spanish) Er, molto bueno...
And of course, your mobile goes.
Become a pop star and they give you them for free.
She can't speak English properly.
Maybe school?
Pardon me. I'm meaning your other daughter - Aurelia.
Love Actually predicting the future…
From give and take
I'm nice. I really am. Apart from my terrible taste in pie and...
And I love you, I love you, I love you...
God, come on, get a grip. You're the Prime Minister, for God's sake.
you're getting chubbier every day.
On the feast of Stephen
and over here we have contestant number 5... she couldn't stop with her gayles!
God only knows what I'd be without you
Thank God. You would've broken my heart if you'd said yes.
Save it for a rainy day
Right, I'll get my things and then let's fix the country, shall we?
Basically you're fucked, aren't you?
But Jamie, darling.
Waiting for the spring
Ruby and Toni watching my 2022 reel
To be honest, I didn't really...
“Er, yes, I’m very busy and important, how can I help you?”
Bye bye baby
(Cheering)
So that’s a no, then?
(Song continues on radio, quietly)
And your very loud typing
Silent night
we're just trying to help george get divorced aren't we? we certainly are.
I don't want to make you late for the concert.
I think maybe now I have made the wrong choice...
Er, mon-montagno,
Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there.
I'm a little relieved.
Sorry I'm late, I had to drop off Bernie at rehearsal.
I feel it in my toes
And you resisted the temptation for surprises.
Love of my life
Mane For Real for real
And I won't leave
Well done, you.
Very good, sir.
Apparently He Is Going To Kill Aurelia
Jump, if you wanna taste my kisses in the night then
I want something I want, not something I need
Oh, I guess they'll never know...
- And that's not you? - That's not me, Michael.
(Portuguese) Fuck - it's cold!
I want you to know, may your day
Let's get pissed and watch porn
Then jump for my love
Is it all party, party, party down there?
Never let it fade away
And "molto bueno" is Spanish.
Snapper as the penny drops…
And he's got a big knob
I'll take you down, I'll take you down
- Thank you! - Oh, well, you know.
a fantastic place called Wisconsin
Have you been watching stuff on TV?
aldi sucks