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you can just write on it.

She's got me but I'm not free so...

I'd get a girlfriend there instantly. What do you think?

There's just one thing I need

My cabinet are absolute crap. We hope to do better next year.

(Natalie) 'Dear sir, Dear David,

oh god, she's in and now she'll think i'm a total spaz if i don't go in, too

You've made the April I lead Foolish, too

Like a light bulb

Yes. Pathetic, isn't it?

'AII right, open your eyes.'

Which is what? Turkish?

I can't break this spell

Do you have a favorite lettuce? Do you want some....water?

When she first mentioned what's about to happen,

No way. Anyway, they fly tonight.

I'm rambling now, sorry.

That's where you're wrong.

(Chattering excitedly)

It's all for you, sir

You will know the difference when...

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I had a real search when you first called and couldn't find it so...

I am here to ask your daughter

And still somehow

with a chubby employee. (Snorts)

Did you see those pipes?

three days and, I suppose, what, two hours?

20 years ago, you'd have been his type.

Or give me 50% of the profits.

- It's the Chancellor on the other line. - It isn't!

- Yeah. - Uh-huh. Good, good.

I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes

or if, worst of all, it's a necklace and love?

No. I'll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.

(Darlene Love: All Alone On Christmas)

And may all of your Christmases come true

Are you gonna dip it in yogurt? Cover it with chocolate buttons?

It's Christmas.

Hold tight, everybody.

'Let's hope it's the latter. Here it is. Number one, from Billy Mack,

- Fool! - Get off, you big bully.

Oh, Jesus, not that crap again!

No! Absolutely not. We didn't and do not consult on that either

Erm, it was, erm...

Father is about to sell Aurelia as a slave to this Englishman.

Am I sad or not sad? I think you’re not surprised.

Like the desert

- Well, you know... - We always tell your secretary

You're the one girl in town I'd marry

(Bernie) Mine first. Mine.

Where no one's ever gone before

(Portuguese) I will miss you.

on my friend Mike's show in a few minutes' time.

You're not actually going ahead with this stupid plan?

to get the Pope on the phone tonight but...

Either that or gay as a picnic basket.

And a letter box

But I've never seen him before.

then casually mention you'd like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies.

And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness

redistribute her?

- Did I mention that I love you? - Yes, you did. Get out, loser.

But I will be very sorry

- What's that? - A cinnamon stick, sir.

Make your heart believe a lie

They've declared their marriage by the giving of rings.

I know. I'll name one of the characters after you.

Said love wasn't worth the pain

I hate Uncle jamie

(Russian) Is this the way to the train station?

'This must be very exciting for you, fighting for the Christmas number one.

Come on... Let's get pissed and watch porn

Those young popsters come Christmas will be stretched out naked

I've looked at love

switch off your phone and tell me exactly how long it is that you've been working here.

I Know My Heart I Know My Heart Can Make You Happy

You're so excited I can feel you getting hotter

I thought if I was in the band and played superbly,

I'll see you later, all right?

you never talk to me.

Where do the Ionely hearts go...

- Jeannie. - He's from England.

- 'Do you trust me? ' - 'I trust you.'

Wandsworth. The dodgy end.

why don't you come back and sleep at our place?

Well, this is a surprise.

Just one dance?

She's not here - she's at work. I'll take you.

Ooh, would we call her chubby?

No, l-I just thought I'd ask bluntly in case it was the right question

for her hands in marriage.

Cool. Powerful.

ever so coolly,

Yes, I have, Ant or Dec.

Certainly. Excellent. Will do.

- Just give me one sec. - Yeah.

And even if she did, she'd despise me.

(Portuguese) What kind of book is it?

The problem is his mum always used to talk to him, you know, and...

Sell? Who said sell? I'll pay him.

I hate Vladimir Putin

just always given him the boring biscuits with no chocolate.

God only knows what I'd be without you

- The final flourish. - Can I pay?

'We're live across the nation and you're number one.

- I'm always... - (Juliet) 'Mark? '

And you're all I see

Come on, Mikey, you know as well as I do the record's crap.

No, absolutely not! We did not and do not consult on that either!

Yep, solid gold shit maestro!

All I want for Christmas

Me the beginning of the episode

Have you gone completely insane?

Oh, where the fuck is my fucking coat?

...this one. - I have bought the traditional scarf as well

- Er, bonjour, Aurelia. - Bonjour.

Just never been able to tie a girl down.

Or I could give you 5% of the profits.