Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I feel very proud.

God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows

Right now. Thank you.

- Look, could we be quite quick? - Certainly, sir.

No. Absolutely not! We can't and won't consult on that either!

I'll speak to you. Bye.

Yeah, she's terrific. At her job.

My reaction to Yellowstone finally ending

No, only kidding! (Snorts)

'I promise to sing a song stark naked on TV on Christmas Eve.'

I think maybe now I have made the wrong choice,

Where the fuck is my fucking coat?

It's brilliant. It even writes on glass,

You can just show yourself out, can't you?

Aurelia-Love Actually You’ve Got it

Wisconsin Babes!

I'm not going to act like a petulant child.

- You know... - Don't be such an arse.

I'll take you down, I'll take you down

- Unless... - What?

- Really? - This is so much more than a bag.

Well, step aside, ladies. This one's on me.

Nowadays the only clothes I can get into were once owned by Pavarotti.

I'm Colin, by the way.

Y casi es navidad ¿Tanto se nota?

Hmm! No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either

- Well, good night. - Night.

When a client wants to look at the back of your camera ALmost everythings pictures of dead babies...

and me knowing so little about you, it seems elitist and wrong.

- The worst in history? - Probably.

Heavenly hosts sing alleluia

I'm-I'm not busy. I...

- And you stay here till Christmas? - Yeah, yeah.

Come on. Just come up.

Not even to let the boy say goodbye to the love of his life?

Jon is so much more than a color scheme

Oh baby, I'm too lost in you

Hmmm! No, absolutely not! We do not and didn't consult on that either!

Sam, I've done chicken kebabs.

and I'm the lobster.

Great, er, good, good.

Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole

The Worst In History?

And you leave 'em laughing when you go

Absolutely not! Absolutely not!

Absolutely Not! We Do Not And Didn't Consult On That Either!

- Not like the stag night? - Unlike the stag night.

And try to listen

Well, this is a surprise

Catch a falling star And put it in your pocket

- Table. The same. - Oh, it's the same.

Yes. Yes, I'm sure he's very good at exorcism but...

- Ask me anything, I'll tell you the truth. - Best shag you ever had?

- Can I come in? - Er, yeah, well, I'm a bit busy...

You realised it was all around.

No! Absolutely not! We can't and won't consult on that either!

'Particularly because -

Christ the saviour is born

Hi there and welcome back.

Casi es navidad ¿En que se nota?

Can't deny the joy it brings

Come on. Showtime. Quickly.

Farrell: "The project is far more than a new coliseum."

More than you could ever know

I don't know, I hadn't thought.

Everyday at DCAA! Are you entertained?!!?

(David) Oh, God, it's the longest street in the world and I have absolutely no idea.

Almost everything's episodes of West Wing.

to drive away from you.

let's get pissed and watch porn

We've been waiting for hours, it's the first ever preview.

did you see what I did?

- I thought you didn't know my name. - Course I do.

Yes, oh, splendid. It's lovely to see you all.

Premier Furey to MUN Our special relationship is still very special

Oh, yes, of course, erm...

'Seems to me that love is everywhere.

YES WISCONSIN BABES

It's love's illusions that I recall

I therefore proclaim that they are husband and wife.

so if you've got a framed picture, like, for instance, this one of Blue,

Not sure that politics and dating go together.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that is so cute.

- The nurses are trying to kill me. - Nobody's trying to kill you, babe.

Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're gay?

As long as it's not something I don't wanna give.

in super potassium 64 diet h.x D33 spider version remix, let's go to wario's stadium boing oh no bomb! craaash! you placed 0TH! better luck next time! and peach placed 1st in koopa's island moo moo bom-omb fortress sky fort ok, lost the emerald you have 0 chaos emeralds. ok roger let's go to hazy rainbow ride.

My mind's made up, the way that I feel

Underneath the Christmas tree

Thought as much.

Well, then. I'd better go.

Me to the political texts

Yes, is that an important message to you, Bill?

It's always been youuuuuuuu

Colin, you're a Ionely, ugly arsehole. Accept it.

- (Feedback) - I'm afraid you did it again, Bill.

switch off your phone and tell me exactly how long it is that you've been working here.

Judy, could you take the top off this time?

Mary, can we move the Japanese ambassador to four o'clock tomorrow?

(Dido: Here With Me)

Underneath the Christmas tree

Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.

- like the last government. - (AIl) Here, here.

80 thousand is alot of words david

picked wrong Englishman.

I think I'd better not come in, you know?

Gatwick airport, please. Fast as you can.

Glee prom Queen Special Education

(Clears throat) Look, erm...

I go out of my mind

Morning, my future wife.

- Unless you just... - No! No! Good.

Until you're resting here with me

I'm very busy and important how can i help you?

I'm afraid that there's something really wrong, you know?

(Portuguese) Try not to disturb the eels.

We can't even afford pajamas

I know. Now, go or you will actually miss it.

I know it's right

Excuse me, Judy, if you could just lower the nipples

Well, we're not the richest of girls, you know.

(Dog barking in distance)

So, come on, it's someone at school. Right?

or if it's sex and a necklace

NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE CANNOT AND WILL NOT CONSULT ON THAT EITHER!