Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Well, good night. - Night.

- And you stay here till Christmas? - Yeah, yeah.

to drive away from you.

- Look, could we be quite quick? - Certainly, sir.

Hi there and welcome back.

Heavenly hosts sing alleluia

Thought as much.

Oh baby, I'm too lost in you

Hmm! No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either

No. Absolutely not! We can't and won't consult on that either!

We can't even afford pajamas

Nowadays the only clothes I can get into were once owned by Pavarotti.

Yes. Yes, I'm sure he's very good at exorcism but...

When a client wants to look at the back of your camera ALmost everythings pictures of dead babies...

(Clears throat) Look, erm...

picked wrong Englishman.

- (Feedback) - I'm afraid you did it again, Bill.

As long as it's not something I don't wanna give.

Well, then. I'd better go.

'I promise to sing a song stark naked on TV on Christmas Eve.'

I go out of my mind

I'm afraid that there's something really wrong, you know?

And try to listen

Jon is so much more than a color scheme

Yeah, she's terrific. At her job.

80 thousand is alot of words david

Not sure that politics and dating go together.

I'm very busy and important how can i help you?

Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're gay?

Not even to let the boy say goodbye to the love of his life?

Yes, is that an important message to you, Bill?

Come on. Showtime. Quickly.

YES WISCONSIN BABES

- The nurses are trying to kill me. - Nobody's trying to kill you, babe.

It's always been youuuuuuuu

(David) Oh, God, it's the longest street in the world and I have absolutely no idea.

Colin, you're a Ionely, ugly arsehole. Accept it.

No, only kidding! (Snorts)

Underneath the Christmas tree

Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.

Catch a falling star And put it in your pocket

More than you could ever know

I'll speak to you. Bye.

And you leave 'em laughing when you go

Premier Furey to MUN Our special relationship is still very special

Hmmm! No, absolutely not! We do not and didn't consult on that either!

I feel very proud.

I therefore proclaim that they are husband and wife.

in super potassium 64 diet h.x D33 spider version remix, let's go to wario's stadium boing oh no bomb! craaash! you placed 0TH! better luck next time! and peach placed 1st in koopa's island moo moo bom-omb fortress sky fort ok, lost the emerald you have 0 chaos emeralds. ok roger let's go to hazy rainbow ride.

Until you're resting here with me

Excuse me, Judy, if you could just lower the nipples

Farrell: "The project is far more than a new coliseum."

Morning, my future wife.

Yes, oh, splendid. It's lovely to see you all.

I know it's right

(Portuguese) Try not to disturb the eels.

and me knowing so little about you, it seems elitist and wrong.

Everyday at DCAA! Are you entertained?!!?

Mary, can we move the Japanese ambassador to four o'clock tomorrow?

- Ask me anything, I'll tell you the truth. - Best shag you ever had?

Glee prom Queen Special Education

- Unless... - What?

Underneath the Christmas tree

NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE CANNOT AND WILL NOT CONSULT ON THAT EITHER!

Come on. Just come up.

so if you've got a framed picture, like, for instance, this one of Blue,

Can't deny the joy it brings

Well, we're not the richest of girls, you know.

I'll take you down, I'll take you down

Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole

'Seems to me that love is everywhere.

or if it's sex and a necklace

and I'm the lobster.

So, come on, it's someone at school. Right?

'Particularly because -

Absolutely Not! We Do Not And Didn't Consult On That Either!

- like the last government. - (AIl) Here, here.

Christ the saviour is born

You can just show yourself out, can't you?

Absolutely not! Absolutely not!

We've been waiting for hours, it's the first ever preview.

I'm-I'm not busy. I...

- The worst in history? - Probably.

It's love's illusions that I recall

Almost everything's episodes of West Wing.

Gatwick airport, please. Fast as you can.

Y casi es navidad ¿Tanto se nota?

- Not like the stag night? - Unlike the stag night.

God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows

- Table. The same. - Oh, it's the same.

Sam, I've done chicken kebabs.

- I thought you didn't know my name. - Course I do.

I know. Now, go or you will actually miss it.

Casi es navidad ¿En que se nota?

Oh, yes, of course, erm...

I'm Colin, by the way.

Well, step aside, ladies. This one's on me.

Judy, could you take the top off this time?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that is so cute.

Wisconsin Babes!

I'm not going to act like a petulant child.

- Unless you just... - No! No! Good.

- Really? - This is so much more than a bag.

I think I'd better not come in, you know?

Where the fuck is my fucking coat?

- Can I come in? - Er, yeah, well, I'm a bit busy...

let's get pissed and watch porn

Well, this is a surprise

I don't know, I hadn't thought.

My mind's made up, the way that I feel

(Dido: Here With Me)

My reaction to Yellowstone finally ending

switch off your phone and tell me exactly how long it is that you've been working here.

(Dog barking in distance)

Aurelia-Love Actually You’ve Got it

It's brilliant. It even writes on glass,

You realised it was all around.

Great, er, good, good.

- You know... - Don't be such an arse.

did you see what I did?

No! Absolutely not! We can't and won't consult on that either!

The Worst In History?

I think maybe now I have made the wrong choice,

Right now. Thank you.

Me to the political texts