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That's lovely.
inevitably,
(Dido: Here With Me)
- Unless you just... - No! No! Good.
Oh baby, I'm too lost in you
Orange.
My reaction to Yellowstone finally ending
Lmn
- Look, could we be quite quick? - Certainly, sir.
Right now. Thank you.
Yeah, she's terrific. At her job.
Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're gay?
No!
Come on. Just come up.
(Applause)
Then maybe...
Hello?
Right.
Yes, oh, splendid. It's lovely to see you all.
Yes. Thanks.
We've been waiting for hours, it's the first ever preview.
Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
picked wrong Englishman.
Hi there and welcome back.
I therefore proclaim that they are husband and wife.
Judy, could you take the top off this time?
Not sure that politics and dating go together.
Sam, I've done chicken kebabs.
(Dog barking in distance)
Not even to let the boy say goodbye to the love of his life?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that is so cute.
NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE CANNOT AND WILL NOT CONSULT ON THAT EITHER!
Nowadays the only clothes I can get into were once owned by Pavarotti.
I don't know, I hadn't thought.
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
Glee prom Queen Special Education
Until you're resting here with me
Well, then. I'd better go.
did you see what I did?
Ja darling!
Y casi es navidad ¿Tanto se nota?
Wisconsin Babes!
- Unless... - What?
I feel very proud.
London Baby
- like the last government. - (AIl) Here, here.
We can't even afford pajamas
- The nurses are trying to kill me. - Nobody's trying to kill you, babe.
I'll take you down, I'll take you down
Bravo!
For you
It's always been youuuuuuuu
And you leave 'em laughing when you go
(David) Oh, God, it's the longest street in the world and I have absolutely no idea.
Wahooo Yay
The Worst In History?
(Doorbell)
And try to listen
I know. Now, go or you will actually miss it.
Almost everything's episodes of West Wing.
- I thought you didn't know my name. - Course I do.
switch off your phone and tell me exactly how long it is that you've been working here.
My mind's made up, the way that I feel
Underneath the Christmas tree
(Clears throat) Look, erm...
'Seems to me that love is everywhere.
Me to August
Where the fuck is my fucking coat?
I think I'd better not come in, you know?
I'm afraid that there's something really wrong, you know?
Underneath the Christmas tree
When a client wants to look at the back of your camera ALmost everythings pictures of dead babies...
Ow!
I know it's right
(Portuguese) Try not to disturb the eels.
You realised it was all around.
Absolutely not! Absolutely not!
Everyday at DCAA! Are you entertained?!!?
Casi es navidad ¿En que se nota?
I think maybe now I have made the wrong choice,
No. Absolutely not! We can't and won't consult on that either!
Catch a falling star And put it in your pocket
- The worst in history? - Probably.
I'm Colin, by the way.
I'm not going to act like a petulant child.
- Not like the stag night? - Unlike the stag night.
Farrell: "The project is far more than a new coliseum."
'Particularly because -
in super potassium 64 diet h.x D33 spider version remix, let's go to wario's stadium boing oh no bomb! craaash! you placed 0TH! better luck next time! and peach placed 1st in koopa's island moo moo bom-omb fortress sky fort ok, lost the emerald you have 0 chaos emeralds. ok roger let's go to hazy rainbow ride.
Morning, my future wife.
Well, this is a surprise
80 thousand is alot of words david
Come on. Showtime. Quickly.
Heavenly hosts sing alleluia
to drive away from you.
Thought as much.
Yes. Yes, I'm sure he's very good at exorcism but...
and I'm the lobster.
I'm very busy and important how can i help you?
What is that?
Can't deny the joy it brings
All is calm
'I promise to sing a song stark naked on TV on Christmas Eve.'
You can just show yourself out, can't you?
Well, step aside, ladies. This one's on me.
Christ the saviour is born
No, only kidding! (Snorts)
Hmm! No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either
- And you stay here till Christmas? - Yeah, yeah.
Absolutely Not! We Do Not And Didn't Consult On That Either!
l-l-I
- (Feedback) - I'm afraid you did it again, Bill.
I go out of my mind
or if it's sex and a necklace
Aurelia-Love Actually You’ve Got it
More than you could ever know
I'm-I'm not busy. I...
Premier Furey to MUN Our special relationship is still very special
so if you've got a framed picture, like, for instance, this one of Blue,
- You know... - Don't be such an arse.
It's brilliant. It even writes on glass,
Stupido.
Yes, is that an important message to you, Bill?
Natalie.
Mary, can we move the Japanese ambassador to four o'clock tomorrow?
I'll speak to you. Bye.
Jon is so much more than a color scheme
Oh, yes, of course, erm...
Hmmm! No, absolutely not! We do not and didn't consult on that either!
Gatwick airport, please. Fast as you can.
Me to the political texts
Excuse me, Judy, if you could just lower the nipples
- Well, good night. - Night.
- Ask me anything, I'll tell you the truth. - Best shag you ever had?
Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole
No! Absolutely not! We can't and won't consult on that either!
YES WISCONSIN BABES
- Really? - This is so much more than a bag.
Well, we're not the richest of girls, you know.
Great, er, good, good.
and me knowing so little about you, it seems elitist and wrong.
It's love's illusions that I recall
So, come on, it's someone at school. Right?
- Can I come in? - Er, yeah, well, I'm a bit busy...
let's get pissed and watch porn
(Mobile)
- Table. The same. - Oh, it's the same.
Colin, you're a Ionely, ugly arsehole. Accept it.
As long as it's not something I don't wanna give.