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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
(Press clamouring)
Unless Claudia Schiffer calls, in which case I want you out of here straightaway,
Definitely go for England, girl.
that is so cute.
The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles,
and, come Christmas, gave it to somebody else.
(Daisy) Dad! Dad!
I'm sorry, I literally don't have anybody else to talk to.
Dreams and schemes
I'm well shot of him.
När man vill åka på Konsert med Mikael igen
Start again.
Yahoo!
- (Natalie giggles) - Excellent.
Don't worry. My expectations are not that high
has your auntie chris got disteria? yes there's an example of a disteria entity for you. yes i can safely say she's got it.
No! Absolutely not! We did not and do not consult on that either!
It doesn't often happen here at Radio Watford, I can tell you.
And erm, unfortunately, we're very late.
I feel it in my fingers...
Enough.
Which means...
(Crowd laughing)
My heart keeps calling And I keep on falling
"No, Absolutely Not! We Do Not And Didn't Consult On That Either!
Could we be quite quick, please?
while I do the boring stuff for our mothers.
- Hello there. - I'm right over here.
Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
d
Well, look, I...
I think it's brilliant, I think it's stellar.
Yes.
- Romance? - Yes.
It's £270.
God only knows what I'd be without you
God only knows what I'd be without you
All right. Er, yes, I'm very busy and important, how can I help you?
And everyone worships her because she’s heaven
Who do you have to screw round here to get a cup of tea and a biscuit?
No, no. We'll want to have sex in every room, including yours.
Sorry if our line was firm but there's no point in tiptoeing around today,
Hi. How was the honeymoon?
- Even the weird ones get girlfriends. - That's right.
I look quite pretty
I feel it in my fingers
Well, we all do.
And I burn every track Clipse and J Timberlake...
Ready in the flashiest of flashes.
Thanks THAT WILL BE NICE
No?
And so the feeling grows
She's Portuguese.
Beautiful Aurelia...
Tears and fears
Who do you have to screw round here to get a cup of tea and a biscuit?
- Ah. - (Portuguese) Later you'll drive me home?
tax justice campaigners posting bobby dean
No, absolutely not! We didn't And do not consult on that either!
- Tell her. - What?
Absolutely. There is one final thing to look at.
No! Absolutely not!
- God, I wish you hadn't have turned it down. - I didn't.
But very, very talented musicians.
Is you
You could've said "fuck" and we'd have been in real trouble.
- All we need now... - Oh, God.
Wwwwwould we call that “top rated?”
(Justin Timberlake: Like I Love You)
Soooo....
contains ten girls more beautiful and more likely to have sex with me
Look, don't, don't argue.
Let’s get pissed and watch porn
These duel hops have a good relationship.
Yeah, I'm mature now.
I am Adam, god of sex, I’m just on the wrong continent
- Hi. Really pleased to meet you. - Hello, Harriet.
thank you.
Remember, I was a kid once, too.
- My brilliant wife. - Ah, yes.
- You really want to know? - I really want to know.
I am so in the wrong.
London
I've gotta know
Good morning, sir. I'm the housekeeper.
Christmas is a time for people with someone they love in their lives.
All Right. Er, Yes, I'm Very Busy And Important How Can I Help You?
And maybe check the room for needles.
By the way, I feel bad. I never ask you how your love life is going.
saving some shit my grandmother could have written.
A relationship based on the President taking what he wants
- Leave it. - Ooh!
like it never did before.
'and the question is who is number one on the Radio One chart show tonight?
- Senhor Barros? - Sim.
Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there!
All I want for Christmas
JAMIE GET OVER HERE YOU SUCK AND THATS IT DEAL WITH IT .
You'll meet Prince William - then you can marry him instead.
Father Is About To Sell Aurelia As A Slave To This Englishman
(Intro begins)
Sleep in heavenly peace
Like seven inches from the midday sun...
I hope we'll meet again, Karen.
Ah, er...
- Does Natalie live here? - No.
There'll be no end
Well, I'm sure...
Fuck - it's freezing! Fuck!
Are you being bullied?
And if you care
- 'How will you be celebrating? ' - I don't know.
This man wants to marry her.
- I'm always nice. - 'You know what I mean, Marky, be friendly.'
Looking forward to it
I don't care about the presents
You don't like me.
- Do you think everybody knows? - Yes.
Ooh, would we call it a career?
Well, I was there for a minute or two and then I had an epiphany.
...is a thing of the past
- Sean Connery, Harry Potter. - (Laughter)
And you just want the world to see
- is you. - (Laughs nervously)
Round yon virgin
No. No. No is the answer. Absolutely not.
Right, OK, let's go.
Our dual hop relationship is still very special.
So, not quite as secret as we'd hoped.
Suitcase Syitcase
No, absolutely not! We didn't And do not consult on that either
There are a lot of them about ...
It's just such a ridiculous waste.
Love is all you need...
(2nd man) I need a couple of orange gels.
And your very slow typing...
And, er...
- Fine. - I promise I won't look.
And feel my touch
Way up high
You know, Sammy, I'm sure she's unique and extraordinary
- Really? - Yeah.
Milesy
- No surprises? - No surprises.
Thanks.
- Oh. Hello. - Hello.
sorry to be a bit forward and all that but...
Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there.
Hello, does Natalie live here?