Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

we have had a wonderful life.
Why don't you come upstairs in about ten seconds?
Erm. Would you like the last, er...?
Even though you won't be able to help?
I hope you don't mind, I sort of brought my sister to stay.
Tone, you're just jealous.
I just want you for my own
- Please, sir, please. - Please.
(Cheering, applause)
Wait till Carol-Anne gets here. She's crazy about English guys.
(Portuguese) My goodness, this is a very big fish!
Of a white...
Little bow.
Don't show it around too much.
I Just Feel We've Been Bad Sons This Year.
Oh, I like him. I can't understand why he's not married, though.
Inception Of Darkness Exorsist 3
Ah, yes, yes. I fear this is going to be a difficult one to play. Alex.
"Yes, I'm Very Busy And Important, How Can I Help You?"
Ah. Brilliant.
Mia, Mia, would you turn that down?
Oh I look quite pretty
Great.
'Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy but it's always there.
Do. The SAS are absolutely charming.
Oh, great.
and you needed someone to talk to about it and no one had ever asked you.
- What's it like? - Good. Good.
Caught in you
Carol.
Thank you, sir. I'll think about it.
Oh, all the lights are shining
Some more than others.
Me the end of the episode
Something along the stationery line? Are you short of staplers?
Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole
Love is all ar...
It can tear you up inside
Not a nice guy, actually, in the end.
- These are from the Treasury... - Uh-huh.
Hello, Daisy.
(Kids snickering)
8 is a lot of bottles of squash David
- Ooh, sorry. - Oh, God, sorry. You all right?
What position is that?
- Hell no! - But there's one problem.
Prontissimo.
(Italian) Ah, ah, buongiorno.
Would we call him chubby?
Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Kevan!
Mother and child
I think she's ten years too young to remember a footballer called Eusebio.
Absolutely. Absolutely.
This one says "Peter and Juliet's Wedding".
fucking miserable because our fucking gamble didn't pay off.
Basya's friends are so good-Iooking
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
Then jump for my love
- Mark, didn't see you there. - Just thought I'd tag along.
No, absolutely not! We did not and do not consult on that either!
Love, love, love
(Portuguese) What did you say?
- Hey, girls. - Carol-Anne, come meet Colin.
- No. - Right, fine, thank you. Sorry to disturb.
(On jukebox) Man, it's a hot one
He said no one'd fancy a girl with thighs the size of tree trunks.
(Sugababes: Too Lost In You) You look into my eyes
What?
No, no, I think it'd be fine.
"Never. I Am Colin, God Of Sex. I'm Just On The Wrong Continent, That's All."
I don't know, this whole stepfather thing seems suddenly to somehow matter
It might be an issue!
(Dec) Er, a lot of kids watching, Billy. (Billy) Oh, yeah.
No, Absolutely Not! We Can't Do Crack And Do not consult on that either!
- Yes, all right. - Lovely.
So, here it is one more time,
Look, it's Pikey.
At the sight...
- Oh, hi. - (Peter) Who is it?
Mark, can I say something?
Greyjoy
Just, erm, would you excuse me for one second?
Joe.
Oh, fuck, wank, bugger, shitting arsehead and hole.
I'm sure she's a lovely girl but I wonder if you could, erm...
Let's not forget that America is the most powerful country in the world.
And every day.
(S Club Juniors: Puppy Love)
No, Absolutely Not! We Can't And Won't Consult On That Either!
Cos I feel that when I'm with you
And this year you bring a lady guest?
Would you stay? Knowing life would always be a little bit worse?
It can tear you up inside It can tear you up inside
Just give me one second.
Christmas Is All Around. Thank you, Billy. After this, the news.
Er, bella.
No one's ever gonna shag you if you cry all the time.
Heard you nailed it Blake
And the sound of children's laughter fills the air
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Farewell, failure.
Sammy! Fantastic show! Classic drumming, son.
It was great. Thanks for the gorgeous sendoff.
they don't need evidential proof.
Morning, ma'am. How's your day so far?
Yeah?
THIS IS SHIT, ISN'T IT?
It's a...self preservation thing, you see
Sleep in heavenly peace
(Repetitive drumbeats)
Ha ha ha! Ho.
Apart from the one obvious tiny little baby little hiccup.
and now I'm left with no one, wrinkled and alone.
It's gonna be a very good Christmas.
All I want for Christmas
Well, there's not much to know.
Boa noite, Jamie.
(Snorts) Not really, Mike.
Where no one's ever gone
(Laughs)
- Nyet! - Da!
Absolutely.
- Rip it! - What is it?
Can’t argue with that!
- Aw, he should have kissed her. - No, that's cool.
Love is all around me And so the...
- I've worked out why I can't find true love. - Why is that?
- No, she doesn't. - Oh dear. OK.
- Good night. - Good night.
I've never been gladder to see my stupid big brother.
(Joins in with rich, deep voice) When the snow lay round about
And you can't refuse the call
You know, erm...
"And turn me on"
But now my world's a deeper blue
Second prize (Applause cheering)
Love, love, love, love
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