Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Greyjoy
All I want for Christmas
"Yes, I'm Very Busy And Important, How Can I Help You?"
(Kids snickering)
Even though you won't be able to help?
Can’t argue with that!
Let's not forget that America is the most powerful country in the world.
Love is all around me And so the...
we have had a wonderful life.
Heard you nailed it Blake
Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Kevan!
It can tear you up inside It can tear you up inside
- Aw, he should have kissed her. - No, that's cool.
Yeah?
And every day.
- No. - Right, fine, thank you. Sorry to disturb.
Oh, I like him. I can't understand why he's not married, though.
And the sound of children's laughter fills the air
"And turn me on"
Mother and child
No, Absolutely Not! We Can't And Won't Consult On That Either!
Would we call him chubby?
- These are from the Treasury... - Uh-huh.
Ah, yes, yes. I fear this is going to be a difficult one to play. Alex.
Er, bella.
Of a white...
Not a nice guy, actually, in the end.
Oh, fuck, wank, bugger, shitting arsehead and hole.
It was great. Thanks for the gorgeous sendoff.
Tone, you're just jealous.
It's a...self preservation thing, you see
And you can't refuse the call
Oh I look quite pretty
- I've worked out why I can't find true love. - Why is that?
I'm sure she's a lovely girl but I wonder if you could, erm...
Second prize (Applause cheering)
"Never. I Am Colin, God Of Sex. I'm Just On The Wrong Continent, That's All."
(Portuguese) What did you say?
Me the end of the episode
(Laughs)
I don't know, this whole stepfather thing seems suddenly to somehow matter
Erm. Would you like the last, er...?
No, Absolutely Not! We Can't Do Crack And Do not consult on that either!
What?
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
Oh, all the lights are shining
Why don't you come upstairs in about ten seconds?
I just want you for my own
Absolutely.
Ha ha ha! Ho.
Something along the stationery line? Are you short of staplers?
Christmas Is All Around. Thank you, Billy. After this, the news.
- Rip it! - What is it?
I Just Feel We've Been Bad Sons This Year.
I've never been gladder to see my stupid big brother.
(Dec) Er, a lot of kids watching, Billy. (Billy) Oh, yeah.
I think she's ten years too young to remember a footballer called Eusebio.
No one's ever gonna shag you if you cry all the time.
Farewell, failure.
Just give me one second.
- Please, sir, please. - Please.
8 is a lot of bottles of squash David
Sleep in heavenly peace
Would you stay? Knowing life would always be a little bit worse?
So, here it is one more time,
Don't show it around too much.
No, absolutely not! We did not and do not consult on that either!
Apart from the one obvious tiny little baby little hiccup.
Love is all ar...
- Yes, all right. - Lovely.
Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole
Carol.
- Good night. - Good night.
fucking miserable because our fucking gamble didn't pay off.
What position is that?
Oh, great.
Little bow.
Then jump for my love
Cos I feel that when I'm with you
when your coworker compliments you on a reply-all and now she'll think i'm a total spaz if i don't go in too
(S Club Juniors: Puppy Love)
It can tear you up inside
- Ooh, sorry. - Oh, God, sorry. You all right?
Love, love, love
Look, it's Pikey.
He said no one'd fancy a girl with thighs the size of tree trunks.
At the sight...
(Repetitive drumbeats)
No, no, I think it'd be fine.
(Portuguese) My goodness, this is a very big fish!
Mark, can I say something?
Inception Of Darkness Exorsist 3
THIS IS SHIT, ISN'T IT?
- What's it like? - Good. Good.
It's gonna be a very good Christmas.
- Hell no! - But there's one problem.
Prontissimo.
(Joins in with rich, deep voice) When the snow lay round about
Just, erm, would you excuse me for one second?
Basya's friends are so good-Iooking
Some more than others.
And this year you bring a lady guest?
Thank you, sir. I'll think about it.
Where no one's ever gone
Mia, Mia, would you turn that down?
(Italian) Ah, ah, buongiorno.
Caught in you
they don't need evidential proof.
But now my world's a deeper blue
Well, there's not much to know.
(On jukebox) Man, it's a hot one
- Nyet! - Da!
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(Snorts) Not really, Mike.
- Mark, didn't see you there. - Just thought I'd tag along.
Sammy! Fantastic show! Classic drumming, son.
(Sugababes: Too Lost In You) You look into my eyes
Hello, Daisy.
- Oh, hi. - (Peter) Who is it?
- Hey, girls. - Carol-Anne, come meet Colin.
Great.
(Cheering, applause)
This one says "Peter and Juliet's Wedding".
I hope you don't mind, I sort of brought my sister to stay.
Joe.
Love, love, love, love
Absolutely. Absolutely.
Do. The SAS are absolutely charming.
Morning, ma'am. How's your day so far?
'Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy but it's always there.
You know, erm...
Wait till Carol-Anne gets here. She's crazy about English guys.
and you needed someone to talk to about it and no one had ever asked you.
Ah. Brilliant.
It might be an issue!
and now I'm left with no one, wrinkled and alone.
Boa noite, Jamie.
- No, she doesn't. - Oh dear. OK.