Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- (Chatting stops suddenly) - Ah. Hello.
- He's done it, it's official. - Worst DJ in the world.
Clifford's Really Big Movie Clifford's Really Big Movie
There's no beginning, there'll be no end
That will be nice.
Where's Sarah, by the way?
It isn’t bloody Shakespeare.
No, no bloody rabbits No, no bloody holly.
(Portuguese) Frightening? (Gasps)
- Ten seconds. - Ten seconds.
Late at night I talk to you
Will it make him better?
I know I should be thinking about Mum and I am but I'm in love.
It'll make you hear a symphony
You're a good girl And that's what makes me trust you like I do
How do you think the new record compares to your old, classic stuff?
It's junction 13 that's just murder, isn't it? Total gridlock this morning.
Oh god, it's half the book
You're a saint.
There.
I'm just sitting here
Are you from England?
- I'll deal with it. - Mm.
Looking for anything in particular, sir?
- OK, yeah. Is that all right? - Yes.
And you and you All I want for Christmas
(Karen) At the age of 11?
No, no, no, listen. This may be a bit pushy cos we just met you but...
Dreaming, dreaming of a white, white Christmas...
- Hello. - Very nice to meet you.
And, much as it grieves me to say it,
I was confident she expected me to ignore.
Mm.
I don't want a lot for Christmas
They're all of me
I just don't know.
No. That would be lovely.
the top. then i take a scorpio "K" shaped barette and clip that into my scalp and cut off. then i take a hairband twist put on top and cut in half. then i pop a wig cap over it. . then i take a crimper and demi crimp then crimp the roots and cut off. then i take a razor comb and lenhten into an inner weave back backcomb. and that's how i do an away rihanna weave.
I've looked at love that way
'A golden oldie for a golden oldie.'
wasn't some smug teenager
I'm sadder but I'm wiser too
But wouldn't it be great if number one this Christmas
A tiny, insignificant detail.
- I mean... - No, that's good.
There's nothing you can sing that can't be sung
(Sam) Look at the sign on the door.
Vino. Hello.
Bernard. Stays in his room all the time. Thank goodness.
(Portuguese) Thriller... crime...
And circus crowds
- Hi. - Hello.
You've stayed rather close.
Yes, OK. Right. At least it's nice and warm in here.
Merry Christmas to you.
- 'I'll call you back.' - No, you won't!
There's a word for hangover I've never heard before.
Yes, I... I'm not quite sure it's gonna be possible
Banofee Pie? Too good to share
It is chock-a-block full of condoms.
The trouble with being the Prime Minister's sister is it puts your life into perspective.
- My fault. - No, no, really, it wasn't.
Well,
She's the one.
- Hey! - What are you doing here?
Let’s get pissed and watch porn
I was just passing and I thought we might check that video thing out.
No, Col! There are a few babes in America, I grant you,
I want something I want. Something pretty.
Waiting for you
Sarah's waiting for you.
God only knows what I'd be without you...
"No, Absolutely Not. We Do not And Didn't Consult On
I really don't know love
Did she? Oh, well, that's good, I must write to her and say thanks.
JAMIE GET OVER HERE YOU SUCK AND THATS IT DEAL WITH IT
I think there's a pretty sizeable arse there, yes, sir. Huge thighs.
I just wanna see my baby
is fx quant developers who work in c#
- That's not unusual. My horrid son... - Bernard?
- King of beers. - Bud coming up.
All I want for Christmas is you
Babe. Absolutely, fire away.
eight is a lot of doors david
So which exactly is the dodgy end?
Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
Very satisfactory indeed.
Oh, how are you?
Oh.
Worst dj in the world
At the end of the high street, Harris Street, near the Queen's Head.
What the hell are you doing here?
that these things are going on but it never occurred to me you'd actually turn up.
God, that's a surprise.
I'll get it.
Let's get pissed And watch only fools
More than you could ever know
Don't ask me why, and don't read stuff into this,
- God, it's half the book. Oh, no. - Que desastre.
As every fairy tale comes real
Any progress with our matchmaking plans?
(Music and chatter)
No, absolutely not. We cannot and will not consult on that either.
I hate Everton I hate Everton
- What about this? - Table.
O-Of course. Of course.
I suppose I'd better do the duty round.
(Mark) Yeah. Yeah.
We need the Belchers and we need them now!
To say I love you right out loud
Just stop. Stop.
Jeannie?
And feel my touch
He’s done it, it’s official Worst GM in the world
Jump for my love
Would you like some... bank recs?
(Man) OK, you can stop there. Thanks.
I don't want a Christmas box.
In a dark room
This is all I'm asking for All I'm asking for
Any chance of a dance with the boss?
Yeah, I know. Same as Mum.
Ah, bonjour, Eleonore.
- This is Pat. - Hello, Pat.
New Christmas single, cover of Love Is All Around.
- Oh. - Listen, erm, I've been thinking.
There's a strong feeling in the party we mustn't allow ourselves to be bullied
...Iove. - Oh, wow.
on some state business.
The trouble with love is It's in your heart, it's in your soul
Frissell.
- All right. - (Girls cheer)
There was for you.
Yeah! No! Absolutely Not! We Didn't And Do Not Consult On That Either!
I think you're referring to
for instance, that I should bring Claudia Schiffer as my date to the funeral,
- Cos on Christmas... - '... the bad grandad of rock'n'roll,
Just to remind you
- Very jealous of your plane, by the way. - Thank you. We love that thing.
This DJ, what do you reckon?