Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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- than the whole of the United Kingdom. - That is total bollocks. You're mad.
- He said I was getting fat. - I beg your pardon?
And I do believe it's a commercial break. We'll see you soon. Bye-bye.
It must have been the prawns.
SHE doesn't even know my name.
I, er...
John's been very mysterious. Where did you two meet?
- Love, love, love... - Did you do this?
It's all just rubbish.
switch off your phone and tell me exactly
There was for Kate and Leo.
- Exciting news! - What?
Right.
See you got no say at all
So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does,
You better not say yes, Father.
And you can't refuse the call
Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.
'Merry Christmas and I hope you have a very happy New Year.
Milton Keynes has many roundabouts.
Laughter fills the air
'Do you want a preview? You old flirt.'
I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes
Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
Aren't you the Prime Minister?
I'll just check into a motel like in the movies.
but an old ex-heroin addict searching for a comeback at any price?
It's stronger than your pride
I will be prepared to be much stronger.
From heaven afar
truth is, actually...
Standing right outside my door
IN CASE OF BAD GUYS! ABSOLUTELY NOT! DO NOT USE THE STAIRS! STAY ON THE ELEVATOR!
And now she'll think I'm a total spaz if I don't go in too.
- I have a plan. - Thank the Lord. Tell me.
I mean, clearly it's about his mum
'And, if I reach number one,
Can you drive her home after her work?
NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE CANNOT AND WILL NOT CONSULT ON THAT EITHER!
Er...
'so here's one for our arse-kicking prime minister.
of the moment we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line.
(Pidgin Portuguese) Oh. Appolo... Erm, appologia.
We've been given our parts in the nativity play
- 'it's Christmas Is All Around.' - Oh, Jesus, not that crap again.
Aycan
Yeah.
Oh, absolutely, yes. Con-Con grande, er, pl-plesura.
Well, I suppose I could.
I could love you but why begin it?
It's very close to my heart. Just give me a second.
- Look at him! Eurh! - Just a minute.
That was a good night.
Every time I turn around
Fair enough. And her name's Joanna?
- Joanna's going back to America. - Your girl's American?
And you're all I need
Guys, time's tight and we have to get the actors in.
If I could
Cookies Cookies
Oh, piss it!
(Beach Boys: God Only Knows)
Me, because David is out of state in a bike trip
Right, right. Oh, no, please.
Where the
(Stacey) Uh-huh.
Yes! Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Colin!
Mr President!
And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward,
Hi, I'm Stacey. (Giggles)
thank you for the Christmas card.
you.
It's a CD. Joni Mitchell, wow.
Christmas is all around me All around me
Thank you.
Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas
The head is a heavy thing, Noel
Don't let them know
(Portuguese) This stuff better be good.
- The lobster? - Yeah.
Yes. That necklace there, how much is it?
You're beautiful.
The chubby girl?
Then I would
Oh, Jesus. Here, I've gotta run.
(Portuguese) Thank you very much but no.
You know, that is really great.
It's all for you, sir
Here she is. This is Aurelia. This is Juliet. This is Peter.
Sorry.
then just disappointing you for four years.
Sherlock Holmes is not a real detective.
- Except I felt fat. - Don't be ridiculous.
I think it's crap, Colin
Don't give yourself away
It's a little long.
Jon Bon Jovi is as well and I'll definitely look into it.
I'll go wherever you will go
Can you give me any clues at all?
Jump for my love
It's your sister on line four.
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either.
Look, this has to be a very secret visit, OK?
I bloody am.
Come on.
- Thank you. - All right.
No. Little scamps.
'You might have guessed it although you may not believe it.
Never let it fade away
- God, you weigh a lot. - Oh, shut your face.
and he's the President of the United States and nothing happened, I promise.
- The lady of the house let you in, did she? - Yeah.
Ooooooh, do we actually know?
Love Actually predicting the future
- Tell her what? - That you love her.
- Why? - Because I...
It's a miracle. You're all dressed.
- Has she noticed you yet? - No.
Now, this is Harriet.
"No, Absolutely Not! We Didn't And do not consult on that either
Oh, that's gorgeous.
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either
- What do you call that? - Er, bottle.
No, James! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
Taste explosion?
And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend.
Yep, solid gold shit, maestro.
Good night.
Oh, no.
Love can be a many splendored thing
I was before she died and there's nothing I can do about it.
I'll be flooded by invitations to a large number of glamorous parties.
Don't worry. This was my school. I know my way around. Come on.
(Press shouting)
- Welcome, Prime Minister. - Woh! I must work on my wave.
Me
Let's have it.
(Whispers) Merry Christmas.
Jump in You know these arms can fill you up
You! Stay here.
Oh I am what I am