Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's all for you, sir
Can you drive her home after her work?
I mean, clearly it's about his mum
(Beach Boys: God Only Knows)
you.
Where the
- He said I was getting fat. - I beg your pardon?
Er...
Jump for my love
You know, that is really great.
Come on.
And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend.
NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE CANNOT AND WILL NOT CONSULT ON THAT EITHER!
Yes! Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Colin!
Good night.
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either
And now she'll think I'm a total spaz if I don't go in too.
And you can't refuse the call
It's very close to my heart. Just give me a second.
Me
- Joanna's going back to America. - Your girl's American?
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either.
(Stacey) Uh-huh.
and he's the President of the United States and nothing happened, I promise.
Don't give yourself away
Yep, solid gold shit, maestro.
Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
It's all just rubbish.
- Has she noticed you yet? - No.
switch off your phone and tell me exactly
Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.
The head is a heavy thing, Noel
It's stronger than your pride
- than the whole of the United Kingdom. - That is total bollocks. You're mad.
So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does,
You! Stay here.
I'll just check into a motel like in the movies.
- What do you call that? - Er, bottle.
Here she is. This is Aurelia. This is Juliet. This is Peter.
You better not say yes, Father.
There was for Kate and Leo.
And you're all I need
From heaven afar
- I have a plan. - Thank the Lord. Tell me.
'so here's one for our arse-kicking prime minister.
- 'it's Christmas Is All Around.' - Oh, Jesus, not that crap again.
Oh, piss it!
Oh, Jesus. Here, I've gotta run.
I will be prepared to be much stronger.
Yes. That necklace there, how much is it?
See you got no say at all
'And, if I reach number one,
It's a miracle. You're all dressed.
'You might have guessed it although you may not believe it.
Taste explosion?
Love Actually predicting the future
Jump in You know these arms can fill you up
- Exciting news! - What?
Cookies Cookies
Hi, I'm Stacey. (Giggles)
It must have been the prawns.
Fair enough. And her name's Joanna?
then just disappointing you for four years.
of the moment we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line.
- Look at him! Eurh! - Just a minute.
- Tell her what? - That you love her.
Every time I turn around
It's a little long.
I bloody am.
(Portuguese) Thank you very much but no.
- Why? - Because I...
Then I would
Look, this has to be a very secret visit, OK?
Sherlock Holmes is not a real detective.
Oh, no.
Never let it fade away
Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas
Well, I suppose I could.
I, er...
- Thank you. - All right.
Oh, that's gorgeous.
It's a CD. Joni Mitchell, wow.
You're beautiful.
(Press shouting)
(Pidgin Portuguese) Oh. Appolo... Erm, appologia.
No, James! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
- Except I felt fat. - Don't be ridiculous.
but an old ex-heroin addict searching for a comeback at any price?
Milton Keynes has many roundabouts.
Oh I am what I am
I'll be flooded by invitations to a large number of glamorous parties.
- Welcome, Prime Minister. - Woh! I must work on my wave.
Guys, time's tight and we have to get the actors in.
Aycan
And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward,
- The lady of the house let you in, did she? - Yeah.
I think it's crap, Colin
'Do you want a preview? You old flirt.'
That was a good night.
Aren't you the Prime Minister?
Right.
No. Little scamps.
Don't let them know
truth is, actually...
SHE doesn't even know my name.
"No, Absolutely Not! We Didn't And do not consult on that either
Standing right outside my door
Mr President!
Right, right. Oh, no, please.
Me, because David is out of state in a bike trip
(Portuguese) This stuff better be good.
Jon Bon Jovi is as well and I'll definitely look into it.
'Merry Christmas and I hope you have a very happy New Year.
thank you for the Christmas card.
Yeah.
Oh, absolutely, yes. Con-Con grande, er, pl-plesura.
Sorry.
Laughter fills the air
Ooooooh, do we actually know?
I could love you but why begin it?
John's been very mysterious. Where did you two meet?
Christmas is all around me All around me
I'll go wherever you will go
If I could
Love can be a many splendored thing
And I do believe it's a commercial break. We'll see you soon. Bye-bye.
- God, you weigh a lot. - Oh, shut your face.
(Whispers) Merry Christmas.
I was before she died and there's nothing I can do about it.
It's your sister on line four.
Can you give me any clues at all?
I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes
Thank you.
- The lobster? - Yeah.
- Love, love, love... - Did you do this?
Erm, OK, that's done. Erm...
The chubby girl?
Don't worry. This was my school. I know my way around. Come on.
We've been given our parts in the nativity play
Now, this is Harriet.
IN CASE OF BAD GUYS! ABSOLUTELY NOT! DO NOT USE THE STAIRS! STAY ON THE ELEVATOR!
Let's have it.