Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, clearly it's about his mum
And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend.
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either.
No, James! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
Well, I suppose I could.
and he's the President of the United States and nothing happened, I promise.
(Whispers) Merry Christmas.
'so here's one for our arse-kicking prime minister.
Oh, piss it!
- Thank you. - All right.
- than the whole of the United Kingdom. - That is total bollocks. You're mad.
- Love, love, love... - Did you do this?
(Pidgin Portuguese) Oh. Appolo... Erm, appologia.
You know, that is really great.
Don't worry. This was my school. I know my way around. Come on.
I'll just check into a motel like in the movies.
There was for Kate and Leo.
SHE doesn't even know my name.
Right.
you.
Now, this is Harriet.
Oh, no.
And I do believe it's a commercial break. We'll see you soon. Bye-bye.
So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does,
John's been very mysterious. Where did you two meet?
Jump for my love
You're beautiful.
Ooooooh, do we actually know?
'You might have guessed it although you may not believe it.
(Stacey) Uh-huh.
Oh, Jesus. Here, I've gotta run.
Sorry.
'Do you want a preview? You old flirt.'
It's stronger than your pride
Christmas is all around me All around me
Hi, I'm Stacey. (Giggles)
Come on.
Where the
Jump in You know these arms can fill you up
I will be prepared to be much stronger.
of the moment we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line.
Don't let them know
And you're all I need
If I could
I, er...
- God, you weigh a lot. - Oh, shut your face.
I think it's crap, Colin
Fair enough. And her name's Joanna?
- Welcome, Prime Minister. - Woh! I must work on my wave.
Can you drive her home after her work?
Aycan
The chubby girl?
- 'it's Christmas Is All Around.' - Oh, Jesus, not that crap again.
(Portuguese) This stuff better be good.
You better not say yes, Father.
Let's have it.
Love can be a many splendored thing
Jon Bon Jovi is as well and I'll definitely look into it.
Then I would
Oh I am what I am
Cookies Cookies
And now she'll think I'm a total spaz if I don't go in too.
It's a little long.
Me
- Exciting news! - What?
Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes
NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE CANNOT AND WILL NOT CONSULT ON THAT EITHER!
Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.
- Except I felt fat. - Don't be ridiculous.
- The lady of the house let you in, did she? - Yeah.
Me, because David is out of state in a bike trip
Never let it fade away
Yes. That necklace there, how much is it?
The head is a heavy thing, Noel
Here she is. This is Aurelia. This is Juliet. This is Peter.
(Beach Boys: God Only Knows)
Yeah.
- What do you call that? - Er, bottle.
It's a CD. Joni Mitchell, wow.
truth is, actually...
- The lobster? - Yeah.
Can you give me any clues at all?
Good night.
- He said I was getting fat. - I beg your pardon?
It's all just rubbish.
Erm, OK, that's done. Erm...
I'll go wherever you will go
(Press shouting)
Laughter fills the air
Oh, absolutely, yes. Con-Con grande, er, pl-plesura.
Milton Keynes has many roundabouts.
I was before she died and there's nothing I can do about it.
- Look at him! Eurh! - Just a minute.
Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either
You! Stay here.
We've been given our parts in the nativity play
Mr President!
Look, this has to be a very secret visit, OK?
Yep, solid gold shit, maestro.
then just disappointing you for four years.
Taste explosion?
- Why? - Because I...
- Has she noticed you yet? - No.
That was a good night.
- Tell her what? - That you love her.
I bloody am.
Every time I turn around
Oh, that's gorgeous.
thank you for the Christmas card.
Aren't you the Prime Minister?
It's a miracle. You're all dressed.
- Joanna's going back to America. - Your girl's American?
Sherlock Holmes is not a real detective.
switch off your phone and tell me exactly
It must have been the prawns.
And you can't refuse the call
but an old ex-heroin addict searching for a comeback at any price?
Thank you.
Standing right outside my door
Guys, time's tight and we have to get the actors in.
Right, right. Oh, no, please.
Yes! Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Colin!
No. Little scamps.
Er...
Don't give yourself away
I'll be flooded by invitations to a large number of glamorous parties.
I could love you but why begin it?
And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward,
It's all for you, sir
It's very close to my heart. Just give me a second.
Love Actually predicting the future
From heaven afar
"No, Absolutely Not! We Didn't And do not consult on that either
It's your sister on line four.
(Portuguese) Thank you very much but no.
See you got no say at all
IN CASE OF BAD GUYS! ABSOLUTELY NOT! DO NOT USE THE STAIRS! STAY ON THE ELEVATOR!
'And, if I reach number one,
'Merry Christmas and I hope you have a very happy New Year.
- I have a plan. - Thank the Lord. Tell me.