Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Except I felt fat. - Don't be ridiculous.
I was before she died and there's nothing I can do about it.
Taste explosion?
It's a miracle. You're all dressed.
IN CASE OF BAD GUYS! ABSOLUTELY NOT! DO NOT USE THE STAIRS! STAY ON THE ELEVATOR!
Let's have it.
Yeah.
'Merry Christmas and I hope you have a very happy New Year.
It must have been the prawns.
and he's the President of the United States and nothing happened, I promise.
SHE doesn't even know my name.
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either
Love Actually predicting the future
You better not say yes, Father.
Then I would
(Portuguese) Thank you very much but no.
Yes. That necklace there, how much is it?
I will be prepared to be much stronger.
Christmas is all around me All around me
It's a little long.
Can you give me any clues at all?
Hi, I'm Stacey. (Giggles)
Don't worry. This was my school. I know my way around. Come on.
It's a CD. Joni Mitchell, wow.
Right, right. Oh, no, please.
I bloody am.
Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas
Here she is. This is Aurelia. This is Juliet. This is Peter.
(Press shouting)
Oh, absolutely, yes. Con-Con grande, er, pl-plesura.
Good night.
Yes! Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Colin!
Thank you.
- Look at him! Eurh! - Just a minute.
(Portuguese) This stuff better be good.
(Stacey) Uh-huh.
Oh, no.
It's all just rubbish.
Oh, Jesus. Here, I've gotta run.
It's all for you, sir
switch off your phone and tell me exactly
It's your sister on line four.
Guys, time's tight and we have to get the actors in.
Aren't you the Prime Minister?
And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend.
I mean, clearly it's about his mum
Me, because David is out of state in a bike trip
See you got no say at all
- Tell her what? - That you love her.
(Whispers) Merry Christmas.
Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
'And, if I reach number one,
Now, this is Harriet.
you.
No. Little scamps.
Don't give yourself away
Can you drive her home after her work?
I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes
(Beach Boys: God Only Knows)
The chubby girl?
And you're all I need
Oh, that's gorgeous.
And you can't refuse the call
And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward,
of the moment we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line.
If I could
Jon Bon Jovi is as well and I'll definitely look into it.
From heaven afar
- I have a plan. - Thank the Lord. Tell me.
truth is, actually...
- Exciting news! - What?
- Why? - Because I...
- He said I was getting fat. - I beg your pardon?
The head is a heavy thing, Noel
I'll go wherever you will go
- God, you weigh a lot. - Oh, shut your face.
That was a good night.
So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does,
'You might have guessed it although you may not believe it.
Jump for my love
- Love, love, love... - Did you do this?
Aycan
I, er...
'Do you want a preview? You old flirt.'
Right.
- than the whole of the United Kingdom. - That is total bollocks. You're mad.
No, James! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
then just disappointing you for four years.
Oh, piss it!
Jump in You know these arms can fill you up
(Pidgin Portuguese) Oh. Appolo... Erm, appologia.
Laughter fills the air
Where the
I think it's crap, Colin
NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE CANNOT AND WILL NOT CONSULT ON THAT EITHER!
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either.
thank you for the Christmas card.
Milton Keynes has many roundabouts.
Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.
Mr President!
Love can be a many splendored thing
It's stronger than your pride
- Has she noticed you yet? - No.
- Welcome, Prime Minister. - Woh! I must work on my wave.
You know, that is really great.
I could love you but why begin it?
- What do you call that? - Er, bottle.
Standing right outside my door
but an old ex-heroin addict searching for a comeback at any price?
Oh I am what I am
Look, this has to be a very secret visit, OK?
I'll be flooded by invitations to a large number of glamorous parties.
Er...
"No, Absolutely Not! We Didn't And do not consult on that either
Every time I turn around
John's been very mysterious. Where did you two meet?
Me
- The lady of the house let you in, did she? - Yeah.
Ooooooh, do we actually know?
You're beautiful.
Cookies Cookies
- Joanna's going back to America. - Your girl's American?
Don't let them know
We've been given our parts in the nativity play
Sherlock Holmes is not a real detective.
And I do believe it's a commercial break. We'll see you soon. Bye-bye.
I'll just check into a motel like in the movies.
Erm, OK, that's done. Erm...
It's very close to my heart. Just give me a second.
You! Stay here.
- Thank you. - All right.
Yep, solid gold shit, maestro.
'so here's one for our arse-kicking prime minister.
There was for Kate and Leo.
Never let it fade away
Fair enough. And her name's Joanna?
Well, I suppose I could.
- The lobster? - Yeah.
- 'it's Christmas Is All Around.' - Oh, Jesus, not that crap again.
Sorry.
Come on.
And now she'll think I'm a total spaz if I don't go in too.