Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"BITS AND BOBS"

I don't want a lot for Christmas

Absolutely not! We didn't And do not consult on that either

I think I've got it all figured out

There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?

A friend who bullies us is no longer a friend

(Sound turned down)

It is chock-a-block full of puzzles It is chock-a-block full of puzzles

It tears my heart in two

or maybe Munchies?

OK. Terry, I won't be long.

No. I realised that Christmas is the time to be with the people you love.

Everyday at DCAA!

Oh, you were wonderful.

I'm actually yours, with love. Your Robert Mueller

Who do you have to screw around here To get a cuppa tea and a chocolate biscuit

All alone on Christmas Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas

Ah, right. Well, er...

Shut up, Miss Dunkin' Donut 2003.

Good King Wenceslas looked out

the great Mrs Jean Anderson.

Just be patient.

Yeah, you're still sickeningly handsome, whereas I look like my Aunt Mildred.

Imagine your husband bought a gold necklace

Good morning. I had an uncle called Terence.

I'll make you so sure about it...

- Nein! - Ja, darling!

(Female DJ) 'It's almost enough to make you feel patriotic,

It's great Scotch.

God only knows what I'd be without you

(From DJ booth) Bye bye baby, baby goodbye

So, what's the problem, Samuel?

but you turn out to be the fucking love of my life.

Alex reminds me of.....

THE SAME. OH. IT'S THE SAME.

Who do you have to screw round here to get a cup of tea and a biscuit?

Chappel Roan is the Midwest lesbian who taught your cold english wife how to feel.

It can tear you up inside Ooh

(Girls) "Straw."

I know my heart I know my heart can make you happy

Meat Loaf definitely got laid at least once.

And what does she, he, feel about you?

so do you believe that by 2037 we will turn the new on gillard? yes i believe it, and by 2099 expect more taxes to bonk.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

(Yes, I'm lying)

thought it'd be something worse.

Er, bugger off, call me later.

Let's, erm... move on, shall we?

- Lovely, yes. - Thank you.

or, when I hang up,

You sure you don't mind me going without you?

(Daisy) What is it?

Normally, I'm really shy, takes me ages to get the courage up, so thank you.

(Eva Cassidy: Songbird)

I thought it was time I did.

- Got to go. - Bye.

Worse than the total agony of being in love?

Er, either I could behave like a real rock'n'roll loser

Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas Don't leave me alone

Not that Josh Groban crap again!

Actually they’re not funny They’re art

Well, erm, where do you live, for instance?

And if you want more

- But you wanted it giftwrapped. - I did but...

- Ah, my sister lives in Wandsworth. - Oh.

(Wedding March becomes La Marseillaise)

- Before we run out of chances. - Who, me?

'but I'm hoping for a late surge.

So deep I can't sleep, I can't...

- (Sighing) OK, fine. - Thanks and, er, be nice.

No. I've done fuck-all and never will because he's too good for me.

- (Music stops) - Yeah, erm,

And they called it...

Of course, if you want me to come over I will. Mm-hm.

22 is alot of men, Daniel

Well, if it's not too much of an inconvenience.

He now spends all the time in his room. I mean, he'll be up there now.

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either

Oh, fine. Nice to meet you, Jack.

Make my wish come true

I'll have a look but I'm pretty sure I wiped it, so don't get any hopes up.

Just maybe go and see something Christmassy or something.

(Juliet) I am so happy to see you!

- Oh, yeah, yeah, that is dodgy. - Hm.

Visions of sugarplums have disappeared...

I can safely say that is the worst record I've heard this century...

NOT REALLY! ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE CANNOT AND DO NOT CONSULT ON THAT EITHER!

What did I do? I made a papier-mâché lobster head.

Hmmm. No, Absolutely Not! We do not and didn't consult on that either

Merry, so merry...

I love you even when you're sick and look disgusting.

Hi, guys. Hey, hey, hey. You all right?

I hate Uncle Jamie!

Yes, she's American.

Tell me I've got to know

and we need Leo, and we need them now.

Don’t buy Noel Gallagher concert tickets Live near Wythenshawe Park and hear the entire concert for free

Well, now, that was an interesting day.

none one is going to pick you if you don't cheer up

It seems no matter what I do

- (Knocking) - Yeah.

Yeah, sure, sure.

'I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow airport.

Well, we need Kate

It's a personalised felt-tip pen.

And I can't breathe

We've never got friendly.

Excellent. Excellent. Perfect, keep that going.

- Harry? - Sarah,

For God's sake, Ringo Starr married a Bond girl.

So, let's go. We can definitely crack this.

- Wives and family and stuff? - Yeah. I mean, not children.

Unfortunately, she cannot speak French, just like you.

(Man) 'Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world,

"Come on and let it snow." Ouch.

- Hi, Sarah. - Hi, Karl.

I may not always love you

And your very loud typing

And then when he sometimes does come out, it's obvious he's been crying.

Just any bar. Just your average American bar.

Try my lovely nuts?

(Portuguese) Maybe you could name one of the characters after me.