Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I can't breathe
Clever guys,
Well, if it's not too much of an inconvenience.
How are you?
Worse than the total agony of being in love?
Right.
And a wave.
It's great Scotch.
And your very loud typing
Who do you have to screw around here To get a cuppa tea and a chocolate biscuit
He now spends all the time in his room. I mean, he'll be up there now.
It can tear you up inside Ooh
And they called it...
"BITS AND BOBS"
All alone on Christmas Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas
Let's, erm... move on, shall we?
Want to bet?
thought it'd be something worse.
- Before we run out of chances. - Who, me?
Make my wish come true
Who do you have to screw round here to get a cup of tea and a biscuit?
- Ah, my sister lives in Wandsworth. - Oh.
Just be patient.
A friend who bullies us is no longer a friend
"Come on and let it snow." Ouch.
It tears my heart in two
I'll have a look but I'm pretty sure I wiped it, so don't get any hopes up.
(Yes, I'm lying)
Yeah, you're still sickeningly handsome, whereas I look like my Aunt Mildred.
- No. - Yes!
So deep I can't sleep, I can't...
Normally, I'm really shy, takes me ages to get the courage up, so thank you.
And what does she, he, feel about you?
Yeah, sure, sure.
Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas Don't leave me alone
and we need Leo, and we need them now.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, that is dodgy. - Hm.
Tell me I've got to know
Sorry.
Chappel Roan is the Midwest lesbian who taught your cold english wife how to feel.
OK. Terry, I won't be long.
Meat Loaf definitely got laid at least once.
There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?
I may not always love you
(From DJ booth) Bye bye baby, baby goodbye
Visions of sugarplums have disappeared...
And I won't go
(Wedding March becomes La Marseillaise)
Er... OK.
- But you wanted it giftwrapped. - I did but...
- Got to go. - Bye.
(Girls) "Straw."
THE SAME. OH. IT'S THE SAME.
God only knows what I'd be without you
Or down low
Shut up, Miss Dunkin' Donut 2003.
Joanna.
'I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow airport.
Actually they’re not funny They’re art
IT'S AN HONOR
Oh, fine. Nice to meet you, Jack.
(Female DJ) 'It's almost enough to make you feel patriotic,
Good King Wenceslas looked out
What did I do? I made a papier-mâché lobster head.
Imagine your husband bought a gold necklace
(Man) 'Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world,
or maybe Munchies?
Unfortunately, she cannot speak French, just like you.
It's easy
I hate Uncle Jamie!
Absolutely not! We didn't And do not consult on that either
It is chock-a-block full of puzzles It is chock-a-block full of puzzles
Like a flower
none one is going to pick you if you don't cheer up
I love you even when you're sick and look disgusting.
We've never got friendly.
To You
It seems no matter what I do
And then when he sometimes does come out, it's obvious he's been crying.
Alone again.
Er, no.
(Mobile)
'but I'm hoping for a late surge.
Hmmm. No, Absolutely Not! We do not and didn't consult on that either
I know my heart I know my heart can make you happy
(Cheering)
Well, erm, where do you live, for instance?
Glories stream
You sure you don't mind me going without you?
Alex reminds me of.....
- (Music stops) - Yeah, erm,
- Nein! - Ja, darling!
Of course, if you want me to come over I will. Mm-hm.
And if you want more
I thought it was time I did.
Yes, she's American.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Not that Josh Groban crap again!
Thank you.
Er, bugger off, call me later.
Oh, you were wonderful.
So, what's the problem, Samuel?
I don't want a lot for Christmas
- Harry? - Sarah,
- (Knocking) - Yeah.
I think I've got it all figured out
- Lovely, yes. - Thank you.
(Portuguese) Maybe you could name one of the characters after me.
Excellent. Excellent. Perfect, keep that going.
Yes.
arvarez...
22 is alot of men, Daniel
or, when I hang up,
the great Mrs Jean Anderson.
NOT REALLY! ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE CANNOT AND DO NOT CONSULT ON THAT EITHER!
Everyday at DCAA!
I'm actually yours, with love. Your Robert Mueller
It's a personalised felt-tip pen.
Who cares?
(Daisy) What is it?
Well, we need Kate
Merry, so merry...
Good morning. I had an uncle called Terence.
I can safely say that is the worst record I've heard this century...
I'll make you so sure about it...
but you turn out to be the fucking love of my life.
Hi, guys. Hey, hey, hey. You all right?
Just maybe go and see something Christmassy or something.
Try my lovely nuts?
No. I realised that Christmas is the time to be with the people you love.
Stop! Stop.
so do you believe that by 2037 we will turn the new on gillard? yes i believe it, and by 2099 expect more taxes to bonk.
Just any bar. Just your average American bar.
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either
(Juliet) I am so happy to see you!
Er, either I could behave like a real rock'n'roll loser
Don’t buy Noel Gallagher concert tickets Live near Wythenshawe Park and hear the entire concert for free
Right.
Sure.
Well, now, that was an interesting day.
For God's sake, Ringo Starr married a Bond girl.
(Sound turned down)
- (Sighing) OK, fine. - Thanks and, er, be nice.
- Wives and family and stuff? - Yeah. I mean, not children.
Ah, right. Well, er...
Total agony.
No. I've done fuck-all and never will because he's too good for me.
So, let's go. We can definitely crack this.
(Eva Cassidy: Songbird)
- Hi, Sarah. - Hi, Karl.