Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(Portuguese) I'd better get back to work.

ugliest man in the world,

Jo and I had a lot of time to prepare for this moment.

I'm too lost in you Baby, baby

Er, scary? Yes, sometimes scary.

"If you really love Christmas..."

YEP, SOLID GOLD SHIT MAESTRO

It's OK, we'll go to the airport. I know a short cut.

But like a drug that makes you blind

- Yes, I did. - I just went "blurh".

Come through. I'm sorry your wife couldn't make it.

What did my brother do today? He stood up and fought for his country. And what did I do? I made a papier maché lobster head.

Oh, dear me, how are the mighty fallen.

There's nothing you can do that can't be done

Annie, my darling, my dream, my boat.

And we can't even afford pyjamas.

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!

All I want for Christmas...

Two years, seven months,

I didn't want anyone to see, so I'm gonna hide somewhere.

Darling, could you make sure the kids are ready to go?

'boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends.

How Nevada Counts Votes

And feeling proud

- Certainly, sir. - Terrific. Thanks so much.

Mr President, has it been a good visit?

- Loitering around the jewellery section? - No. I was just looking around.

I can't believe you still listen to Joni Mitchell.

but it's Christmas and I just wanted to... check.

Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole

(Pidgin Portuguese) Bello.

IN CASE OF BAD GUYS! ABSOLUTELY NOT! DO NOT USE THE STAIRS! STAY ON THE ELEVATOR!

So you'd have to share with all three of us.

Now I was once a fool, it's true

and the baby Jesus was in his manger.

- I'll make sure we do. - Yeah? Good.

It doesn't care how fast you fall

Jump If you want to taste my kisses in the night

God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows

I'll take you down, I'll take you down

Is it just Mum or is it something else, huh?

beryl coffeecontestual are you a distant cousin of fucking faye's? yes fucky dear.

It's my brother, he's not well, he calls a lot.

(Press) Mr President!

No, no bloody rabbits No, no bloody rabbits

Hey, Sammo. Can't sleep?

No. There's a change of situation. Just me.

Right, listen, you keep yourself occupied

AND MOLTO BUENO IS SPANISH

Tell me how you want me

And she's going back to America. That's the end of my life as I know it.

It’s been an honor

There's nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game

- Night, Sarah. - Night, Karl.

See you got no say at all

The trouble with love is

Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole

And she's not my girl.

Find a venue, over-order on the drinks, bulk buy the guacamole

Looks like a dead baby's finger. Oooh.

That really was just round the corner. Er...

buy my festering turd of a record.

It's everywhere I go

And I realised that, as dire chance and fateful cockup would have it,

To come on home

God only knows what I'd be without you

All I want for Christmas is you

- You'll come back a broken man. - Yeah, back broken from too much sex.

there isn't just one person for each of us.

now unvanquish taji! meje jcjcj m ksjx ksi kdkdk kdjd hdiek

And everyone worships her because she's heaven.

- Thanks. Plan didn't work, though. - Tell her, then.

Help me, baby Help me, baby

Absolutely no idea. I mean, can you imagine?

Oh, God, she's in.

The move again, please, Judy.

“When the car needs parts” Ouch.

Would you like to meet your household staff?

- The traffic today was just... - Unbelievable.

God only knows what I'd be without you

He never tells me this.

And to be honest, despite all my complaining...

Part of the service now. Trying to get round everyone by New Year's Eve.

- (Knocking) - Yeah.

Uh, yes, I'm very busy & important, How can I help you?

I know you're Peter's best friend

and without knowing it, I've spent most of my adult life

I think it's crap, Colin.

And, erm... this is the Prime Minister.

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either

(On speakers) Bye bye baby, baby goodbye

Best sandwiches in Britain.

I've looked at life that way

So brightly everywhere

He's done it, it's official Worst DJ ever

- I don't play a musical instrument? - Yes, sir.

Shit, I can't believe I've just said that.

Or is it something worse?

Free as a bird Fire away

I know I seems an insane person because I hardly knows you

Even better. Sam, you've got nothing to lose and you'll always regret it if you don't.

If I could turn back...

"No, Right. Silence Is Golden."

Right, the Christmas party, not my favourite night of the year

I don't care about the presents

ooooh would we call that music?

Great. I've got Juliet on the other line, she wants to ask you a favour.

(Loud, repetitive snare hits)

What did my brother do today? He fought for his country.

It's my favourite time of day...

Thanks very much. Thanks...

Jump If you want to taste my kisses in the night

I played the game by all the rules

Like a schoolkid

- So, what can I do for you? - 'It's only a tiny favour.'

I have plans and I plan to see them through.

It's an art gallery. Full of dark corners for doing dark deeds.

with a cute bird balancing on their balls

but this is my other, slightly special, personal one.

It’s been an honor.

'It was a very odd moment and I feel like a prize idiot.