Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, God, she's in.

Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole

Tell me how you want me

So you'd have to share with all three of us.

(On speakers) Bye bye baby, baby goodbye

- The traffic today was just... - Unbelievable.

- Certainly, sir. - Terrific. Thanks so much.

Shit, I can't believe I've just said that.

And everyone worships her because she's heaven.

Would you like to meet your household staff?

It’s been an honor

So brightly everywhere

Find a venue, over-order on the drinks, bulk buy the guacamole

Uh, yes, I'm very busy & important, How can I help you?

- I don't play a musical instrument? - Yes, sir.

Great. I've got Juliet on the other line, she wants to ask you a favour.

- Night, Sarah. - Night, Karl.

That really was just round the corner. Er...

It's an art gallery. Full of dark corners for doing dark deeds.

and the baby Jesus was in his manger.

and without knowing it, I've spent most of my adult life

"No, Right. Silence Is Golden."

AND MOLTO BUENO IS SPANISH

Jo and I had a lot of time to prepare for this moment.

I can't believe you still listen to Joni Mitchell.

Jump If you want to taste my kisses in the night

Looks like a dead baby's finger. Oooh.

I don't care about the presents

I played the game by all the rules

But like a drug that makes you blind

And she's going back to America. That's the end of my life as I know it.

Best sandwiches in Britain.

Even better. Sam, you've got nothing to lose and you'll always regret it if you don't.

It’s been an honor.

Free as a bird Fire away

(Pidgin Portuguese) Bello.

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either

It doesn't care how fast you fall

Now I was once a fool, it's true

And, erm... this is the Prime Minister.

The trouble with love is

What did my brother do today? He stood up and fought for his country. And what did I do? I made a papier maché lobster head.

All I want for Christmas is you

- Yes, I did. - I just went "blurh".

And feeling proud

Right, the Christmas party, not my favourite night of the year

- (Knocking) - Yeah.

All I want for Christmas...

(Loud, repetitive snare hits)

I've looked at life that way

God only knows what I'd be without you

Oh, dear me, how are the mighty fallen.

If I could turn back...

Or is it something worse?

To come on home

No. There's a change of situation. Just me.

I have plans and I plan to see them through.

I'll take you down, I'll take you down

And she's not my girl.

- I'll make sure we do. - Yeah? Good.

Er, scary? Yes, sometimes scary.

now unvanquish taji! meje jcjcj m ksjx ksi kdkdk kdjd hdiek

'It was a very odd moment and I feel like a prize idiot.

ooooh would we call that music?

He's done it, it's official Worst DJ ever

but it's Christmas and I just wanted to... check.

Is it just Mum or is it something else, huh?

Mr President, has it been a good visit?

Two years, seven months,

There's nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game

The move again, please, Judy.

with a cute bird balancing on their balls

No, no bloody rabbits No, no bloody rabbits

What did my brother do today? He fought for his country.

I think it's crap, Colin.

Darling, could you make sure the kids are ready to go?

- You'll come back a broken man. - Yeah, back broken from too much sex.

(Portuguese) I'd better get back to work.

And I realised that, as dire chance and fateful cockup would have it,

Hey, Sammo. Can't sleep?

IN CASE OF BAD GUYS! ABSOLUTELY NOT! DO NOT USE THE STAIRS! STAY ON THE ELEVATOR!

beryl coffeecontestual are you a distant cousin of fucking faye's? yes fucky dear.

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!

Like a schoolkid

'boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends.

And we can't even afford pyjamas.

Thanks very much. Thanks...

there isn't just one person for each of us.

ugliest man in the world,

- Thanks. Plan didn't work, though. - Tell her, then.

(Press) Mr President!

How Nevada Counts Votes

- So, what can I do for you? - 'It's only a tiny favour.'

but this is my other, slightly special, personal one.

“When the car needs parts” Ouch.

God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows

I didn't want anyone to see, so I'm gonna hide somewhere.

Come through. I'm sorry your wife couldn't make it.

It's my brother, he's not well, he calls a lot.

I know I seems an insane person because I hardly knows you

- Loitering around the jewellery section? - No. I was just looking around.

It's my favourite time of day...

Right, listen, you keep yourself occupied

Absolutely no idea. I mean, can you imagine?

Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole

God only knows what I'd be without you

See you got no say at all

Help me, baby Help me, baby

I'm too lost in you Baby, baby

Part of the service now. Trying to get round everyone by New Year's Eve.

I know you're Peter's best friend

It's OK, we'll go to the airport. I know a short cut.

It's everywhere I go

buy my festering turd of a record.

YEP, SOLID GOLD SHIT MAESTRO

"If you really love Christmas..."

Annie, my darling, my dream, my boat.

Jump If you want to taste my kisses in the night

And to be honest, despite all my complaining...

There's nothing you can do that can't be done

He never tells me this.