Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- 'It's come out all blue and wibbly.' - I'm sorry.
Absolutely. Horrible moment, though. Can I call you back?
(Ringing continues)
Erm, it... it was about Christmas.
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either
and on the next judge judy... ." "i returned back the $300 i saw the value of the resale." "ok at least i don't put monry into a magic cutting machine and get $29882239 back from OZ!" next judge judy.
No, absolutely not! We do not and Didn't consult on that either!
- How far is this place? - Just round the corner.
Sorry?
All of your Christmases
Well, I... just needed Natalie...
Right.
Casi es navidad Es como aceptar pulpo como animal de compañia
Good. Well, I find you a perfect lady to clean the house.
Save it for a rainy day
- Every night. - Good.
Yeah.
Make your heart believe a lie Make your heart believe a lie
He wants to marry you.
...and these are for you.
I’m very busy and important
- I don't need a bag, I'll put it in my pocket. - Oh, this isn't a bag, sir.
And it would've been much better if they'd not turned out to be men?
Would you like it... giftwrapped?
Our dual hop relationship is still very special.
It'll fool ya every time
I'll give you anything you ask for.
Ooh, would I call it a good run?
Um...
America, watch out! Here comes Colin Frissell.
Me on a work video conference
Give them a quid and tell them to bugger off.
Another great idea from Burke St I think it's crap, Colin
All right. Er, yes, I'm very busy and important, how can I help you?
That's all right, more for me.
Oh. Am I sad or not sad?
Sam?
Actually, they're not funny. They're art.
- Praise the Lord! - Oh, and he's a Christian.
Metro Goldwyn Mayer’ MGM television
May your days be merry
ggggg vvggggggggg
I really don't know love at all
Oh, God - say yes, you skinny moron.
:) :)
It's all for you, sir.
- No, Colin, no! - Yes!
it's lovely to find someone I can actually chat to.
If you want more, more, more
and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat with me manager Joe,
Sucks Sucks
Er, er, what?
No, absolutely not! We can't do crack And do not consult on on that either
Heck no, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
Me when I’m sad and have no clothes Kai:
Cute name.
With all respect, they were bad policies.
No, please come. It'll be great.
Oh. Am I sad or not sad?
It's written in the wind In the wind
Look, I've got to get to a... lunch.
Come here,
- Sure. - Just one second.
There's no beginning, there'll be no end
That is so funny!
OK.
That are ringing in the snow...
Until you're resting here with me
Christ the saviour is born
Apparently he is going to kill Aurelia.
Mia's very pretty.
My little lobster, you were so...
'I'm very sorry about the thing that happened.
and then we can talk about this state business business in the car.
- This is Terence. He's in charge. - Morning, sir.
- This one's Greta. - Hello, Greta.
Oh, bingo.
Holy infant
No nappies, no teenagers, no scary wife.
- I'm Nancy. - Wicked.
I'm off, actually.
and I know you've never particularly warmed to me.
Naughty Noo Noo
I can't help myself
I wish it could be
.
(Portuguese) Just don't go eating it all yourself,
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
which airline did auntie chris have for breakfast? japan airlines.
(Music changes to slow tune)
Oh, great.
OK.
- OK. - Yes!
Anyway, it's nice to meet you and...
(Embarrassed giggle) Right.
Joni Mitchell.
And the President should be prepared for that.
Yes I have, Ant or Dec.
Where the fuck
(Parkinson laughing)
Until you're resting here
You saucy minx, you.
Ah.
- Back in a minute. - (Harry to kids) All right, take it easy.
Can you just put your hands on her breasts?
What about the letter box
Birchanger, the dodgy wnd
Wrap your love around me
I really must do copies.
What did my parents do today? They planned a lovely holiday. And what did I do? I made a Glinda wand.
Be careful there
- There's a fourth? - Yeah.
Beautiful
It's the school Christmas concert, you see, David.
It doesn't care how fast you fall You're losing that control
Grande, er... grande familio, grande tradizione de Christmas presents.
The trouble with love is
(Cheering)
being Prime Minister, I could just have him murdered.
Yeah, a bit dodgy, isn't it?
Needs a bit of editing.
It isn’t bloody Shakespeare.
Brightly shone the moon that night
Listen, it was always going to be a totally shit time.
“...In the Flashiest of Flashes...”
(Bernie) Thanks, Dad.
You know I love Christmas, I always will
And I can't hide
And if you want more
(Kelly Clarkson: The Trouble With Love Is)
(Terry) Harris Street. What number, sir?
Make my wish come true
You know the type, he's married to his job.