Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh. Am I sad or not sad?
Um...
You know I love Christmas, I always will
Grande, er... grande familio, grande tradizione de Christmas presents.
And the President should be prepared for that.
Where the fuck
Oh, God - say yes, you skinny moron.
- OK. - Yes!
All of your Christmases
With all respect, they were bad policies.
Ah.
Erm, it... it was about Christmas.
Oh, great.
No nappies, no teenagers, no scary wife.
It'll fool ya every time
and on the next judge judy... ." "i returned back the $300 i saw the value of the resale." "ok at least i don't put monry into a magic cutting machine and get $29882239 back from OZ!" next judge judy.
No, absolutely not! We can't do crack And do not consult on on that either
My little lobster, you were so...
- Sure. - Just one second.
- How far is this place? - Just round the corner.
Well, I... just needed Natalie...
Until you're resting here
and I know you've never particularly warmed to me.
It doesn't care how fast you fall You're losing that control
And it would've been much better if they'd not turned out to be men?
What about the letter box
(Portuguese) Just don't go eating it all yourself,
- This is Terence. He's in charge. - Morning, sir.
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either
That's all right, more for me.
No, absolutely not! We do not and Didn't consult on that either!
Ooh, would I call it a good run?
(Kelly Clarkson: The Trouble With Love Is)
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America, watch out! Here comes Colin Frissell.
Me on a work video conference
- I don't need a bag, I'll put it in my pocket. - Oh, this isn't a bag, sir.
- Every night. - Good.
Casi es navidad Es como aceptar pulpo como animal de compañia
Can you just put your hands on her breasts?
I can't help myself
being Prime Minister, I could just have him murdered.
:) :)
ggggg vvggggggggg
- 'It's come out all blue and wibbly.' - I'm sorry.
Heck no, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
- No, Colin, no! - Yes!
Oh. Am I sad or not sad?
Sam?
(Parkinson laughing)
Metro Goldwyn Mayer’ MGM television
- This one's Greta. - Hello, Greta.
Yes I have, Ant or Dec.
(Embarrassed giggle) Right.
That is so funny!
If you want more, more, more
It's all for you, sir.
No, please come. It'll be great.
- Praise the Lord! - Oh, and he's a Christian.
Anyway, it's nice to meet you and...
Christ the saviour is born
- There's a fourth? - Yeah.
I'll give you anything you ask for.
It isn’t bloody Shakespeare.
He wants to marry you.
Wrap your love around me
Beautiful
You know the type, he's married to his job.
Come here,
Apparently he is going to kill Aurelia.
Mia's very pretty.
Give them a quid and tell them to bugger off.
(Ringing continues)
Listen, it was always going to be a totally shit time.
That are ringing in the snow...
and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat with me manager Joe,
and then we can talk about this state business business in the car.
- I'm Nancy. - Wicked.
Yeah, a bit dodgy, isn't it?
Be careful there
Cute name.
Joni Mitchell.
All right. Er, yes, I'm very busy and important, how can I help you?
Holy infant
(Music changes to slow tune)
Right.
OK.
May your days be merry
There's no beginning, there'll be no end
What did my parents do today? They planned a lovely holiday. And what did I do? I made a Glinda wand.
Yeah.
Make your heart believe a lie Make your heart believe a lie
it's lovely to find someone I can actually chat to.
And I can't hide
Our dual hop relationship is still very special.
Save it for a rainy day
- Back in a minute. - (Harry to kids) All right, take it easy.
Look, I've got to get to a... lunch.
Until you're resting here with me
OK.
Would you like it... giftwrapped?
(Bernie) Thanks, Dad.
Oh, bingo.
Birchanger, the dodgy wnd
Good. Well, I find you a perfect lady to clean the house.
“...In the Flashiest of Flashes...”
Needs a bit of editing.
It's written in the wind In the wind
I really must do copies.
I’m very busy and important
The trouble with love is
Make my wish come true
Er, er, what?
I really don't know love at all
which airline did auntie chris have for breakfast? japan airlines.
Sucks Sucks
Actually, they're not funny. They're art.
'I'm very sorry about the thing that happened.
(Terry) Harris Street. What number, sir?
...and these are for you.
You saucy minx, you.
Sorry?
It's the school Christmas concert, you see, David.
I'm off, actually.
I wish it could be
Me when I’m sad and have no clothes Kai:
Naughty Noo Noo
Another great idea from Burke St I think it's crap, Colin
Brightly shone the moon that night
And if you want more
Absolutely. Horrible moment, though. Can I call you back?
(Cheering)