Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The trouble with love is

Yeah, a bit dodgy, isn't it?

Christ the saviour is born

Erm, it... it was about Christmas.

Well, I... just needed Natalie...

No nappies, no teenagers, no scary wife.

That are ringing in the snow...

- Praise the Lord! - Oh, and he's a Christian.

Another great idea from Burke St I think it's crap, Colin

Mia's very pretty.

Good. Well, I find you a perfect lady to clean the house.

and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat with me manager Joe,

It'll fool ya every time

That's all right, more for me.

Grande, er... grande familio, grande tradizione de Christmas presents.

All of your Christmases

I wish it could be

And I can't hide

“...In the Flashiest of Flashes...”

It doesn't care how fast you fall You're losing that control

I'm off, actually.

It's the school Christmas concert, you see, David.

I'll give you anything you ask for.

- 'It's come out all blue and wibbly.' - I'm sorry.

With all respect, they were bad policies.

And the President should be prepared for that.

Make my wish come true

What about the letter box

I really must do copies.

It's written in the wind In the wind

Save it for a rainy day

(Parkinson laughing)

Ooh, would I call it a good run?

All right. Er, yes, I'm very busy and important, how can I help you?

And it would've been much better if they'd not turned out to be men?

No, please come. It'll be great.

No, absolutely not! We can't do crack And do not consult on on that either

I can't help myself

No, absolutely not! We do not and Didn't consult on that either!

You saucy minx, you.

- I don't need a bag, I'll put it in my pocket. - Oh, this isn't a bag, sir.

You know I love Christmas, I always will

and on the next judge judy... ." "i returned back the $300 i saw the value of the resale." "ok at least i don't put monry into a magic cutting machine and get $29882239 back from OZ!" next judge judy.

Naughty Noo Noo

and I know you've never particularly warmed to me.

Actually, they're not funny. They're art.

Me when I’m sad and have no clothes Kai:

May your days be merry

Be careful there

- Back in a minute. - (Harry to kids) All right, take it easy.

Absolutely. Horrible moment, though. Can I call you back?

Until you're resting here

and then we can talk about this state business business in the car.

Give them a quid and tell them to bugger off.

Until you're resting here with me

What did my parents do today? They planned a lovely holiday. And what did I do? I made a Glinda wand.

it's lovely to find someone I can actually chat to.

(Terry) Harris Street. What number, sir?

being Prime Minister, I could just have him murdered.

It isn’t bloody Shakespeare.

- This is Terence. He's in charge. - Morning, sir.

Make your heart believe a lie Make your heart believe a lie

Yes I have, Ant or Dec.

Wrap your love around me

(Bernie) Thanks, Dad.

And if you want more

Anyway, it's nice to meet you and...

Needs a bit of editing.

- How far is this place? - Just round the corner.

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either

Look, I've got to get to a... lunch.

Oh, God - say yes, you skinny moron.

- Sure. - Just one second.

ggggg vvggggggggg

Apparently he is going to kill Aurelia.

Our dual hop relationship is still very special.

- There's a fourth? - Yeah.

(Kelly Clarkson: The Trouble With Love Is)

Listen, it was always going to be a totally shit time.

Oh. Am I sad or not sad?

Heck no, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!

(Ringing continues)

God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows

He wants to marry you.

I’m very busy and important

America, watch out! Here comes Colin Frissell.

Would you like it... giftwrapped?

(Portuguese) Just don't go eating it all yourself,

It's all for you, sir.

That is so funny!

- I'm Nancy. - Wicked.

(Music changes to slow tune)

If you want more, more, more

My little lobster, you were so...

Me on a work video conference

'I'm very sorry about the thing that happened.

- No, Colin, no! - Yes!

You know the type, he's married to his job.

Casi es navidad Es como aceptar pulpo como animal de compañia

- Every night. - Good.

Birchanger, the dodgy wnd

Metro Goldwyn Mayer’ MGM television

...and these are for you.

There's no beginning, there'll be no end

Oh. Am I sad or not sad?

I really don't know love at all

which airline did auntie chris have for breakfast? japan airlines.

Brightly shone the moon that night

- This one's Greta. - Hello, Greta.

(Embarrassed giggle) Right.

Can you just put your hands on her breasts?