Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh. Am I sad or not sad?

No nappies, no teenagers, no scary wife.

(Music changes to slow tune)

Grande, er... grande familio, grande tradizione de Christmas presents.

Until you're resting here

I'm off, actually.

And if you want more

That are ringing in the snow...

Me on a work video conference

- Sure. - Just one second.

Brightly shone the moon that night

With all respect, they were bad policies.

Wrap your love around me

There's no beginning, there'll be no end

Can you just put your hands on her breasts?

And I can't hide

And the President should be prepared for that.

It's all for you, sir.

Actually, they're not funny. They're art.

Apparently he is going to kill Aurelia.

What did my parents do today? They planned a lovely holiday. And what did I do? I made a Glinda wand.

That is so funny!

- Every night. - Good.

I really don't know love at all

I’m very busy and important

(Terry) Harris Street. What number, sir?

Birchanger, the dodgy wnd

“...In the Flashiest of Flashes...”

'I'm very sorry about the thing that happened.

- How far is this place? - Just round the corner.

Would you like it... giftwrapped?

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either

it's lovely to find someone I can actually chat to.

May your days be merry

All of your Christmases

The trouble with love is

Our dual hop relationship is still very special.

That's all right, more for me.

Make your heart believe a lie Make your heart believe a lie

It's written in the wind In the wind

Well, I... just needed Natalie...

Make my wish come true

I can't help myself

and I know you've never particularly warmed to me.

All right. Er, yes, I'm very busy and important, how can I help you?

What about the letter box

Erm, it... it was about Christmas.

- 'It's come out all blue and wibbly.' - I'm sorry.

Look, I've got to get to a... lunch.

which airline did auntie chris have for breakfast? japan airlines.

I really must do copies.

Be careful there

It'll fool ya every time

America, watch out! Here comes Colin Frissell.

If you want more, more, more

Metro Goldwyn Mayer’ MGM television

- There's a fourth? - Yeah.

No, absolutely not! We do not and Didn't consult on that either!

Christ the saviour is born

And it would've been much better if they'd not turned out to be men?

being Prime Minister, I could just have him murdered.

and on the next judge judy... ." "i returned back the $300 i saw the value of the resale." "ok at least i don't put monry into a magic cutting machine and get $29882239 back from OZ!" next judge judy.

God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows

Casi es navidad Es como aceptar pulpo como animal de compañia

Give them a quid and tell them to bugger off.

(Embarrassed giggle) Right.

Oh. Am I sad or not sad?

(Kelly Clarkson: The Trouble With Love Is)

- I don't need a bag, I'll put it in my pocket. - Oh, this isn't a bag, sir.

You know I love Christmas, I always will

- Back in a minute. - (Harry to kids) All right, take it easy.

Good. Well, I find you a perfect lady to clean the house.

...and these are for you.

- Praise the Lord! - Oh, and he's a Christian.

Listen, it was always going to be a totally shit time.

Yes I have, Ant or Dec.

I'll give you anything you ask for.

Another great idea from Burke St I think it's crap, Colin

Oh, God - say yes, you skinny moron.

Until you're resting here with me

Needs a bit of editing.

Absolutely. Horrible moment, though. Can I call you back?

- No, Colin, no! - Yes!

I wish it could be

Yeah, a bit dodgy, isn't it?

No, absolutely not! We can't do crack And do not consult on on that either

No, please come. It'll be great.

Me when I’m sad and have no clothes Kai:

Naughty Noo Noo

You saucy minx, you.

(Ringing continues)

It's the school Christmas concert, you see, David.

- I'm Nancy. - Wicked.

Ooh, would I call it a good run?

Heck no, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!

You know the type, he's married to his job.

(Parkinson laughing)

and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat with me manager Joe,

(Bernie) Thanks, Dad.

It isn’t bloody Shakespeare.

My little lobster, you were so...

ggggg vvggggggggg

and then we can talk about this state business business in the car.

Anyway, it's nice to meet you and...

Save it for a rainy day

- This is Terence. He's in charge. - Morning, sir.

Mia's very pretty.

He wants to marry you.

- This one's Greta. - Hello, Greta.

(Portuguese) Just don't go eating it all yourself,

It doesn't care how fast you fall You're losing that control