Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(Pointer Sisters: Jump)

Think I've found a venue.

- God, I'm so late. - It's just round the corner, you'll make it.

uncle jamie sucks how oringinal

Come on, let's get pissed and watch porn.

(Norah Jones: Turn Me On)

As the Tremeloes said.

Ah yes, I'm very busy and important how can I help?

But long as there are stars above you...

- Eu peço imensa desculpa. - Oh, no. Hold on.

Oh, now. We haven't been introduced.

I can't even try

- Sorry about that. - No, it's fine.

Tell me, if you were in my position, what would you do?

- Er, yes. In fact, I am. Merry Christmas. - Oh.

This is our first really important test, let's take a stand.

No, absolutely not. We didn't and do not consult on that either.

So, erm, what do you need?

let's get pissed and watch porn

I mean, come on, it's been an honour.

I thought I made it clear last night.

I think I want...

The trouble with love is The trouble with love

- You can't always be sensible. - 'You can if you're Prime Minister.'

- Did you get us any presents? - Matter of fact, I did.

And you can't refuse the call

One present only each tonight. Who's got one for Dad?

(Turns volume up)

No, look. I'm serious here.

Don't buy duet ai for looker

and there being no parents now and us being over here,

who's filling in for bitch? sue toyne.

And I am primarily attractive to girls who are cooler, game for a laugh.

- No, seriously. - (Bell)

I feel it in my toes

Actually they're not funny They're art

I hate uncle jakey

Oh, please, please don't, little darling.

- Hi. - Catering manager.

(Girls Aloud: Jump)

Birchanger, the dodgy end

Did you have this kind of problem?

(Girlfriend) Hurry up, big boy!

OK, Dad. Let's do it. Let's go get the shit kicked out of us by love.

through the immortal genius of the Bay City Rollers.

No, sir, we're going to pop it in the Christmas box.

Where no one's ever gone before

did you see bottom

- Too much detail, Mum. - Anyway, how can we help, sir?

(High-pitched humming: Silence Is Golden)

It tastes delicious!

It's stronger than your pride

I look quite pretty

2 and a half is a lot of wood david

- I might get a shag at last. - Naughty.

Goodbye baby, baby bye bye

(Clears throat)

I can feel it in your heartbeat

'Is it Blue or the unexpected Christmas sensation from Billy Mack?

Goodbye baby, baby bye bye...

Lighting need to know when we're gonna see the, erm, nipples and when we're not.

That was the Christmas effort from the once great Billy Mack.

Wrap your love around me

I came in and he slinked towards me and there was a fire

(English) Thank you.

And that's not you? That's not me, Michael.

and your very bad driving.

So we just have a little bed and no couch.

Watch he keeps his hands off you.

(Portuguese) It's the saddest part of my day, leaving you.

- Lovely, obliging girl. - Yeah.

That's OK. Life is full of interruptions and complications.

Yeah, of course you did you saucy minx...

Not always the case, is it?

But now it's just another show

And so does Karl.

- I'll get it. - No, no, no. I want to choose mine.

God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows

God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows

Hmm! No, absolutely not! We do not and didn't consult on that either!

You've not stopped all day But you want your clients to feel supported

Looking forward to it. A lot.

David Beckham's left foot, come to that.

- Night, Sarah. - Night, Karl.

Premier Furey to MUN Our special relationship is still very special

Hated him, I think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you.

Had to rent out my flat to pay for my ticket.

- Good night. - Night, darling. Happy Christmas.

Oh, look, everyone, it's Uncle Jamie.

Make your heart believe a lie

(All I Want For Christmas Is You)

- OK. What's next? - The President's visit.

Latina sisters at work

When talking with Traffic Engineers...

So is she. Although she would have been kind of Ionely.

Ah. Hello. Does Natalie live here?

When Kai has no clothes on

not to. Not this time.

But the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.

Looking forward to it

Er, yeah, well... Wow. That-that could be it.

I've come here with a view to asking you...

The thing that's gonna make it more crowded...

Bill, it's for you, babe.

I’m off in three weeks!

You want to marry my daughter?

- 'Hi, Billy.' - Hello.

(Cheering, whistling)

Just would’ve given him the boring biscuits with no chocolate

Hey. How you doing?

It's a... self-preservation thing, you see.

Mm-mm! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!

Listen, why don't I give you a lift

- OK, I'm back. Let's go. - Yeah. Well...

Come on and let it...

American girls would dig me with my cute British accent.

I hate Uncle Greyjoy

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!

And how long have you been in love with Karl, our enigmatic chief designer?