Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

2 and a half is a lot of wood david

Hey. How you doing?

(Turns volume up)

Latina sisters at work

Did you have this kind of problem?

One present only each tonight. Who's got one for Dad?

God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows

Wrap your love around me

I've come here with a view to asking you...

Tell me, if you were in my position, what would you do?

- I'll get it. - No, no, no. I want to choose mine.

As the Tremeloes said.

American girls would dig me with my cute British accent.

I feel it in my toes

Make your heart believe a lie

Goodbye baby, baby bye bye

It's stronger than your pride

I mean, come on, it's been an honour.

- I might get a shag at last. - Naughty.

So is she. Although she would have been kind of Ionely.

(Norah Jones: Turn Me On)

But now it's just another show

That was the Christmas effort from the once great Billy Mack.

Birchanger, the dodgy end

(Girls Aloud: Jump)

- Good night. - Night, darling. Happy Christmas.

Watch he keeps his hands off you.

Just would’ve given him the boring biscuits with no chocolate

- Lovely, obliging girl. - Yeah.

- Eu peço imensa desculpa. - Oh, no. Hold on.

- God, I'm so late. - It's just round the corner, you'll make it.

God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows

- OK, I'm back. Let's go. - Yeah. Well...

(Portuguese) It's the saddest part of my day, leaving you.

'Is it Blue or the unexpected Christmas sensation from Billy Mack?

But the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.

No, sir, we're going to pop it in the Christmas box.

(Girlfriend) Hurry up, big boy!

Looking forward to it

not to. Not this time.

Had to rent out my flat to pay for my ticket.

and your very bad driving.

It's a... self-preservation thing, you see.

This is our first really important test, let's take a stand.

The trouble with love is The trouble with love

Come on, let's get pissed and watch porn.

Ah yes, I'm very busy and important how can I help?

Where no one's ever gone before

- You can't always be sensible. - 'You can if you're Prime Minister.'

You want to marry my daughter?

So we just have a little bed and no couch.

Looking forward to it. A lot.

- OK. What's next? - The President's visit.

Oh, please, please don't, little darling.

The thing that's gonna make it more crowded...

Hated him, I think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you.

I hate Uncle Greyjoy

When Kai has no clothes on

(English) Thank you.

So, erm, what do you need?

Er, yeah, well... Wow. That-that could be it.

- Night, Sarah. - Night, Karl.

And that's not you? That's not me, Michael.

That's OK. Life is full of interruptions and complications.

- No, seriously. - (Bell)

Ah. Hello. Does Natalie live here?

OK, Dad. Let's do it. Let's go get the shit kicked out of us by love.

- Did you get us any presents? - Matter of fact, I did.

And you can't refuse the call

I can't even try

I think I want...

Not always the case, is it?

Mm-mm! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!

Think I've found a venue.

(Clears throat)

And how long have you been in love with Karl, our enigmatic chief designer?

Bill, it's for you, babe.

(High-pitched humming: Silence Is Golden)

No, look. I'm serious here.

I thought I made it clear last night.

Oh, now. We haven't been introduced.

Actually they're not funny They're art

It tastes delicious!

No, absolutely not. We didn't and do not consult on that either.

Yeah, of course you did you saucy minx...

But long as there are stars above you...

I came in and he slinked towards me and there was a fire

- Hi. - Catering manager.

and there being no parents now and us being over here,

through the immortal genius of the Bay City Rollers.

When talking with Traffic Engineers...

- Too much detail, Mum. - Anyway, how can we help, sir?

I hate uncle jakey

who's filling in for bitch? sue toyne.

- Sorry about that. - No, it's fine.

uncle jamie sucks how oringinal

did you see bottom

I can feel it in your heartbeat

Listen, why don't I give you a lift

And so does Karl.

- Er, yes. In fact, I am. Merry Christmas. - Oh.

- 'Hi, Billy.' - Hello.

You've not stopped all day But you want your clients to feel supported

Goodbye baby, baby bye bye...

let's get pissed and watch porn

Hmm! No, absolutely not! We do not and didn't consult on that either!

(Pointer Sisters: Jump)

(All I Want For Christmas Is You)

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!

And I am primarily attractive to girls who are cooler, game for a laugh.

(Cheering, whistling)

Premier Furey to MUN Our special relationship is still very special

Don't buy duet ai for looker

I look quite pretty

Come on and let it...

David Beckham's left foot, come to that.

Oh, look, everyone, it's Uncle Jamie.

Lighting need to know when we're gonna see the, erm, nipples and when we're not.

I’m off in three weeks!