Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Er, yeah, well... Wow. That-that could be it.
It's stronger than your pride
I’m off in three weeks!
The thing that's gonna make it more crowded...
But now it's just another show
Hated him, I think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you.
And so does Karl.
(Cheering, whistling)
Hey. How you doing?
I can feel it in your heartbeat
Come on. Home.
(Girlfriend) Hurry up, big boy!
(Doorbell)
Mm-mm! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
uncle jamie sucks how oringinal
- 'Hi, Billy.' - Hello.
- Good night. - Night, darling. Happy Christmas.
Easy question.
(All I Want For Christmas Is You)
Actually they're not funny They're art
(Turns volume up)
Don't buy duet ai for looker
- God, I'm so late. - It's just round the corner, you'll make it.
- I'll get it. - No, no, no. I want to choose mine.
(Clears throat)
I look quite pretty
(Portuguese) It's the saddest part of my day, leaving you.
But the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.
No, look. I'm serious here.
American girls would dig me with my cute British accent.
So is she. Although she would have been kind of Ionely.
- I might get a shag at last. - Naughty.
Oh, now. We haven't been introduced.
It tastes delicious!
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
Thank you.
And that's not you? That's not me, Michael.
Gr-great band.
Oh, look, everyone, it's Uncle Jamie.
Come on, let's get pissed and watch porn.
Latina sisters at work
Looking forward to it
And you can't refuse the call
Early lunch.
That's OK. Life is full of interruptions and complications.
I've come here with a view to asking you...
No.
Goodbye baby, baby bye bye...
OK, Dad. Let's do it. Let's go get the shit kicked out of us by love.
Hmm! No, absolutely not! We do not and didn't consult on that either!
- No, seriously. - (Bell)
But long as there are stars above you...
Oh, please, please don't, little darling.
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
Make your heart believe a lie
Erm...
- Yes. - Oh...
Well, goodbye.
and your very bad driving.
No, sir, we're going to pop it in the Christmas box.
Please.
did you see bottom
Love actually
As the Tremeloes said.
- Sorry about that. - No, it's fine.
When talking with Traffic Engineers...
2 and a half is a lot of wood david
let's get pissed and watch porn
Where no one's ever gone before
Watch he keeps his hands off you.
(English) Thank you.
Just would’ve given him the boring biscuits with no chocolate
No, absolutely not. We didn't and do not consult on that either.
I can't even try
Aa-ahh.
(High-pitched humming: Silence Is Golden)
- OK, I'm back. Let's go. - Yeah. Well...
Think I've found a venue.
Just in cases.
(Pointer Sisters: Jump)
- OK. What's next? - The President's visit.
So, erm, what do you need?
Come on and let it...
- Hi. - Catering manager.
Oh, no.
I hate Uncle Greyjoy
That was the Christmas effort from the once great Billy Mack.
I'm dreaming
I think I want...
And I am primarily attractive to girls who are cooler, game for a laugh.
- Did you get us any presents? - Matter of fact, I did.
who's filling in for bitch? sue toyne.
It's a... self-preservation thing, you see.
and there being no parents now and us being over here,
Lighting need to know when we're gonna see the, erm, nipples and when we're not.
- Eu peço imensa desculpa. - Oh, no. Hold on.
Ah. Hello. Does Natalie live here?
Not always the case, is it?
Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
Birchanger, the dodgy end
Listen, why don't I give you a lift
You want to marry my daughter?
I feel it in my toes
(Girls Aloud: Jump)
- Night, Sarah. - Night, Karl.
This is our first really important test, let's take a stand.
- You can't always be sensible. - 'You can if you're Prime Minister.'
To hear
I thought I made it clear last night.
Bill, it's for you, babe.
I hate uncle jakey
- Too much detail, Mum. - Anyway, how can we help, sir?
'Is it Blue or the unexpected Christmas sensation from Billy Mack?
So we just have a little bed and no couch.
through the immortal genius of the Bay City Rollers.
You've not stopped all day But you want your clients to feel supported
David Beckham's left foot, come to that.
I mean, come on, it's been an honour.
Did you have this kind of problem?
When Kai has no clothes on
Had to rent out my flat to pay for my ticket.
- Lovely, obliging girl. - Yeah.
Ah yes, I'm very busy and important how can I help?
Tell me, if you were in my position, what would you do?
Actually
A lot
- Er, yes. In fact, I am. Merry Christmas. - Oh.
Looking forward to it. A lot.
The trouble with love is The trouble with love
Yeah, of course you did you saucy minx...
(Norah Jones: Turn Me On)
I came in and he slinked towards me and there was a fire
And how long have you been in love with Karl, our enigmatic chief designer?
Premier Furey to MUN Our special relationship is still very special
not to. Not this time.
Wrap your love around me
One present only each tonight. Who's got one for Dad?
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows