Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Good night. - Night, darling. Happy Christmas.

(Clears throat)

No, look. I'm serious here.

(English) Thank you.

Think I've found a venue.

- Too much detail, Mum. - Anyway, how can we help, sir?

- I'll get it. - No, no, no. I want to choose mine.

- You can't always be sensible. - 'You can if you're Prime Minister.'

- OK, I'm back. Let's go. - Yeah. Well...

Make your heart believe a lie

Not always the case, is it?

American girls would dig me with my cute British accent.

As the Tremeloes said.

Hmm! No, absolutely not! We do not and didn't consult on that either!

Hated him, I think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you.

Yeah, of course you did you saucy minx...

Did you have this kind of problem?

(Norah Jones: Turn Me On)

(Pointer Sisters: Jump)

(Turns volume up)

Ah yes, I'm very busy and important how can I help?

That was the Christmas effort from the once great Billy Mack.

not to. Not this time.

- Did you get us any presents? - Matter of fact, I did.

And you can't refuse the call

Mm-mm! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!

I came in and he slinked towards me and there was a fire

And how long have you been in love with Karl, our enigmatic chief designer?

It's a... self-preservation thing, you see.

So, erm, what do you need?

through the immortal genius of the Bay City Rollers.

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!

- Hi. - Catering manager.

- Sorry about that. - No, it's fine.

The trouble with love is The trouble with love

(High-pitched humming: Silence Is Golden)

- Night, Sarah. - Night, Karl.

Looking forward to it. A lot.

God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows

Bill, it's for you, babe.

- Eu peço imensa desculpa. - Oh, no. Hold on.

(All I Want For Christmas Is You)

When talking with Traffic Engineers...

did you see bottom

It's stronger than your pride

and there being no parents now and us being over here,

God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows

Watch he keeps his hands off you.

One present only each tonight. Who's got one for Dad?

I can't even try

Birchanger, the dodgy end

Goodbye baby, baby bye bye

And that's not you? That's not me, Michael.

This is our first really important test, let's take a stand.

But long as there are stars above you...

David Beckham's left foot, come to that.

Er, yeah, well... Wow. That-that could be it.

And I am primarily attractive to girls who are cooler, game for a laugh.

But now it's just another show

Hey. How you doing?

who's filling in for bitch? sue toyne.

Come on and let it...

But the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.

I can feel it in your heartbeat

No, absolutely not. We didn't and do not consult on that either.

I mean, come on, it's been an honour.

let's get pissed and watch porn

uncle jamie sucks how oringinal

So is she. Although she would have been kind of Ionely.

(Girls Aloud: Jump)

Looking forward to it

- No, seriously. - (Bell)

I feel it in my toes

and your very bad driving.

(Girlfriend) Hurry up, big boy!

I thought I made it clear last night.

Tell me, if you were in my position, what would you do?

I look quite pretty

Oh, look, everyone, it's Uncle Jamie.

Just would’ve given him the boring biscuits with no chocolate

Premier Furey to MUN Our special relationship is still very special

(Cheering, whistling)

Come on, let's get pissed and watch porn.

Oh, now. We haven't been introduced.

Where no one's ever gone before

2 and a half is a lot of wood david

- 'Hi, Billy.' - Hello.

Latina sisters at work

'Is it Blue or the unexpected Christmas sensation from Billy Mack?

Listen, why don't I give you a lift

I hate uncle jakey

Lighting need to know when we're gonna see the, erm, nipples and when we're not.

OK, Dad. Let's do it. Let's go get the shit kicked out of us by love.

- God, I'm so late. - It's just round the corner, you'll make it.

I've come here with a view to asking you...

Goodbye baby, baby bye bye...

- Er, yes. In fact, I am. Merry Christmas. - Oh.

I think I want...

You want to marry my daughter?

Oh, please, please don't, little darling.

- OK. What's next? - The President's visit.

Don't buy duet ai for looker

When Kai has no clothes on

So we just have a little bed and no couch.

The thing that's gonna make it more crowded...

Had to rent out my flat to pay for my ticket.

I’m off in three weeks!

(Portuguese) It's the saddest part of my day, leaving you.

It tastes delicious!

And so does Karl.

I hate Uncle Greyjoy

No, sir, we're going to pop it in the Christmas box.

- Lovely, obliging girl. - Yeah.

That's OK. Life is full of interruptions and complications.

Actually they're not funny They're art

Ah. Hello. Does Natalie live here?

- I might get a shag at last. - Naughty.

You've not stopped all day But you want your clients to feel supported

Wrap your love around me