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but if it is, we'll put some up around the office.
- Nice.
Suck our dicks!
- Burger wolf. - The burger wolf.
♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪
- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪
- Back outside!
- I don't know. Stock options? Is that a thing?
- As you can see behind me,
So...
- Well, why don't you try to explain how you have
- College was a very drunk time in three girls' lives.
So, um, just between you and me,
- Anyways... - Ar-Anders.
No, no, no, it's not a real strike.
- So what do you say?
And a-three and a-two and a...
We're telemarketers!
- I want to run with the big dogs.
or some sports shit.
- What?
I'm on the "do not call" list,
- Yeah, but we just drank that thick nectar of the gods.
- Wah...
It's "On-ders."
No, this is, um...
- I'm serious. I don't think anyone says that.
- Go back to sniffing Alice's ass, dude.
- We're on strike for more pay, better hours, insurance.
- From the tightest butthole on the block.
- You could have said "Benedict Anders."
to be paid for by the company.
- Little gang. - Yeah, little keg-nog.