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Option to buy into company health insurance?
with everything here at TelAmeriCorp?
- I'm a martyr! I am a martyr!
Wrapping paper'? Aisle six? Aisle seven?
- Ooh, cowboy hat.
- Isn't it kind of illegal
Go again. - You've been replaced.
Been funnier.
Do not let this communist bitch cross this line!
- We might get laid.
- Ooh, let's talk-to-the-handed this office.
Hey, Alice, it's Mr. Benson on line one from corporate.
#evve o walle dream team
Commie scab!
- Oh, I should have figured you to be a traitor.
- What about them?
- What? I can't hear you guys.
You've got yourself a deal.
- Yes, it did. - Yeah.
I Don't Have Time For This Chicanery
- News copters covering the strike, probably, dude.
- How so?
and then park them inside your buttholes.
- How do you say, "I don't think so," in Chinese?
tight butthole area.
Yes, that's a great idea.
- You know, guys, some say that luck
- He's got a hard "On."
- He's a witch! Burn him!
lady of the evening such as yourself.
- Ew. God, how have you ever gotten laid?
You're striking with us, huh?
Gonna take it to the roof and use the Sun's heat.