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Because there is no such thing as half-Christmas.
- Mm-hmm. - We hearing each other?
I say luck is for nerds without Bluetooths.
- Well, here we go.
and my balls are dyed purple this time,
"O n-d e rs." It's not "An-ders."
Bene-dick Arnold, over here.
Strikes are frickin' cool!
to what we were talking about-
- Ow, dude.
You know, I got a 25-foot pontoon boat I got to pay off.
- You get it?
- Thank you. - Stop.
Is there a poop in here?
- Hung by the chimney with care, fine sir.
- All right.
- Commie scab! - Move.
Unlike these freeloaders, no offense,
- It's kind of the reason for the season.
That's why it's called the Soviet Union.
Suck our dicks!
- Yeah.
- Stree-ike!
- Okay. Okay-
Look, um, I know that you're big fans of the Dollar Store,
- Whoa. - Scary.
You're getting your final paychecks on Friday.
Yeah, okay. Give my best to Ruth.
we got a job to get back to.
- I got you some new work buddies.
Your path to the top is gonna be littered
- Well, this is the third cat that you've had.
with losers like them, "An-ders."
- Excuse me. Pardon me.
No, she's not. Can you please hold?
Go! And also give us a ride.
- Why are you being such a Scrooge McDuck?
Is that something Oscar handles,
It never was. I don't know why you guys keep saying it.
- Well, then who's gonna protect our jobs, Alice?
I think I'm gonna have to side with Adam on this one.
- No, you've been replaced. It's already happened.
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