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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
As the first customers tasted the new secret recipe,
Oh, God!
Homemade teargas. That's an idea.
Tom, Tom.
Lending a helping hand to a neighbor in their hour of need.
I did!
I want my chicken!
Lord, I'm too young to die!
Okay, try it!
Everything is going to be okay...
...is a restricted area.
What about everyone else?
This shit is bad as fuck.
obneaiobea obneaiobea
It was so delicious.
I'm okay. Honey?
No chicken? I ain't gonna be able to get that bucket?
How come you get to have a friend
That's what they do. Keep screwing the little man.
Huey, did you hear about the mystery virus?
Hey, old woman! Suck on this!
* Down to the gristle *
Okay, but what's the most important stuff?
You're really gonna leave us out here to die?
You, sir, are a terrorist and a threat to public good!
It's a generator.
I can get it out and eat it too.
to hundreds of thousands by the end of the week.
Shh! Everybody shush! Shush!
The faithful have been lined up for days.
Goat Simulator Is Rated R (Restricted)
* It's bone-suckin' good *
Unfortunately, there is no cure for the pandemic we now face.
Have you eaten the chicken?