Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(groans) How come every song you play

‐(guns click empty) ‐(gasps)

for the collector's name was Death.

and attaboys for being such an upstanding fella?

(to tune of "Stayin' Alive"): Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

("The Simpsons Theme" plays briefly)

Don't mind me. Just rebooting the Wi‐Fi.

‐(growling) ‐Hmm?

He doesn't even look at his phone when he's bored.

I'll let you get back to your Heathcliffs and your Garfields.

Well, he tries, anyway. Aw, bless his heart.

this lovely morning we're having.

Just for once, I wouldn't mind a little Taylor Swift

that was quite an even‐ing.

I started to hide, but I couldn't find any good places.

(gasps) Hold on.

and hungered for his dinner.

Do you think I should call the police?

(sighs) I wish your great‐grandfather,

He can turn his video game up real loud.

Don't kill him.

Some arm candy for Flandy.