Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I can't betray him. - I'm afraid you have no choice.
Truman authorized the onetime printing...
Ooh! Can't forget the mints!
It's hard to believe there's a place worse than America. But we found it.
That'll teach 'em to drag their feet on high definition TV!
## [Krusty Blathering]
[Spectators Booing]
Hey, put in a good word for ol' Gil, would ya?
No, sir. Please, I can't go to prison.
Exactly. All we ask is preferential treatment because of my fabulous wealth.
No, sir. I'm really sorry, sir. An older boy told me to do it.
You're talking about Cuba?
Attention, fugitives. You are leaving U.S. jurisdiction.
And it has "freedom" written all over it.
They pee in a cup and throw it on you! I saw it in a movie.
You won't be seeing any prison movies where you're going- prison!
- [Crowd Cheering On TV] - Hey, I see you're watchir a ball game.
[Backfires]
So, Lenny, let's say you pull a thorn out of the pope's butt, and he grants you one wish.
Ohh! Will this horrible year never end?
Marge, how many kids do we have? Oh, no time to count.
3 x 10469 = 31407
Any of these islands would make a fine new country.
Happy 2024
of the largest denomination currency ever- a trillion-dollar bill.
It commemorates my liberation of a trillion dollars that would have been foolishly squandered.
So now our own government is hunting us down...
[Crowd Cheering]
- [Door Slams] - [Vehicle Rapidly Departs]
Unfortunately, the money never arrived.
And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government...
- [All Groaning] - I know, I know, I know.