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[Crowd Cheering]
I can buy and sell your sorry ass.
No. I say we just act snooty to Americans forever!
Cause I’m an idiot, happy?
Mr. Burns, I think we can trust the president of Cuba.
(ALL SINGING)
Perhaps I have something I can scald you with.
Imagine Dragons?? I thought this was the line for five finger Death Punch
American tax dollars will help our allies...
Maybe. But first I need to hear about some other crimes to get me fired up.
for holiday-related fatalities.
Mr. Simpson, this government computer can process over nine tax returns per day.
Every year you make hardworking joes like my reporter friend here pay income taxes.
[On Rolice Radio] This is AgentJohnson from the F.B.I.
It makes you look like a tool of government oppression.
Oh, no, you don't!
Its hard to believe theres a football team worse than leicester but we found it
[Bell Tolling]
Oh, wait. [Grunts]
- Now give it back. - Give what back?
Should we complain to somebody?
Looks like a good one. Any of you involved in any illegal activity?
Oh, so the island's not for sale, eh?
So, what brings you to my home?
And remember, this information is highly classified.
Back in 2011/2012/2013... Leave the chocolate alone!
I have a "to do" pile? [Gasps]
Excellent.