Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The bombs bursting in air
Needs oil.
If this was Biden what would you say?
The ball game is over! Racine has won the game, 3 to 2...
...come on down to the ballpark and bring the kiddies.
Well then this would be more, wouldn't itt
Okay, find your name.
-What's he do when not in the Army? -Dairy assistant manager.
Go! Go! Go!
You’re still missing the cut off man. Not you Brantley
Anyone ever tell you, you look like a little penis with a hat on?
OH SWEETIE! Happy Birthday, Jables!
Did she get it?
Timesheets Anything worth doing is worth doing right
That's that lump that's three feet above your ass!
So long, Charlie!
Then why...?
There's no crying in graveyard!
Bullshit. You can all kiss my ass. That's right.
-How much? -1 0 bucks.
I was fine until that scout walked into our barn. I'm no quitter.
Tryouts. Get out there.
There’s no crying in Twitter. No crying!
Game's tied 2-2, the bottom of the 9th...
There's No Crying in Banner !! There's No Crying in Banner !!
It had to be yoooouuu
...as we go to the bottom of the 9th.
“Let’s Go Brandon” - Blake Ferguson
Meanwhile, Chicago club owner Walter Harvey, the candy-bar king...
...and makes the catch!
He's good-looking.
Do you understand? All of the owners are getting out.
...To See Me Play the Game! And Did I Cry?!
I'm just too friendly Too friendly
We’re gonna lose!
I almost forgot how beautiful you are.
That's a dress.
One more! One more!
Dottie, here you are. You weren't on the bus.
...who'll play in a bathing suit if I ask.
... who plays like Gehrig and looks like Garbo.
Evelyn, look at this! l've got Stilwell's snack on my cleat!
-There you go, lra. -Thank you, Bob.
Anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a hat on?
May our bats be mighty.
Write to us. We'll miss you.
That latest in Barbarian Apparel Pretty darn nifty, if you ask me
We gotta make a stop. Fort Collins, Colorado.
Alice has been catching the last six games.
This really isn't right.
-A delivery boy walks in.... -What are you doing?
Outfielders, play deep a few steps. Don't give up anything long. Alice?
Dems right now
That's my daughter, 3rd baseman, Doris Murphy. Best one they got.
If I was you... I’d kill myself!
ln the 43 years l've practised medicine, I never saw a woman throw up that much.
No one'll get to this ball!
You think there’s men in this country who ain’t seen your bosoms?
-How's...? -Nelson? He's good.
You see how it works is, the train moves not the station. Uhhhh, this is making me sick.
Good, Mae! Good catch! Thank goodness.
Everyone's just gonna love him.
-You nervous, Doris? -Yeah.
Ladies!
Good thing your sister bailed you out.
So he's good-looking and smart.
That looked good to me, Ellen Sue!
Your head and not your behind? That looks really swollen.
No high ones.
Looks aren't the most important thing.
Stop kicking the rocks.
All right, if we just hold them now, we got it! Come on!
Look it over there!
Quieres dedo?!
That's a rope, honey.
Harris 2024
You're still missing the cutoff man.
When our boys come home from war...
Marla!
She was a dancer, I was a bouncer.
l'll be managing the Racine team when the season starts.
Miller Knobby
I've been traded to Racine! I've been traded to Racine!
They can't hear nothing. Enough socializing.
No, that's how he looks.
She will...
Play ball!
Don't start with me, Kit!
Knobby Miller
l've got peanuts all over myself.
Ladies… it’s my honor.
You want to get in my pants…don’t you baby! You know it!
You'll have regular classes at charm and beauty school.
... ''Look out, Mr. Hitler. The Yanks are coming. ''
"Avoid the clap," - Jimmy Dugan
lf you think you can do without the batting practice, think again.
Cheree, you're killing me! you're goddamn killng me cheree!
Ladies...
I'm Ernie Capadino, baseball scout.
THERE’S NO CRYING IN FÚTBOL AMERICANO!
That's that lump three feet above our ass, right?
What idiot said that?
You're lousy.
No, I just don’t have the parts for it.
--number 1 , Ellen Sue Gotlander.
…..And my bosoms fly out
That's it! Get lost!
-l didn't wanna be here! -Then why are you still here?
I was gettin’ too good, wasn’t I?!?!?!
I got my truck parked outside.
Thank you.
You see how it works is, the train moves not the station.
lt's personal?
C'mon Javi!
And the home of the brave
I'm Charlie Collins.
...and my bosoms fly out?
Nice guy.
You kind of let me down on that San Antonio job.
Because there's no crying in SAS User Migrations! There's no crying in SAS User Migrations!
Piss on your hat
Mae, your date's here.
Did you see Mae's catch, Dad?
With the boys overseas and off to war...
Foul ball! Hinson's taking after it.
Could be a record.
Great Ball Player Dottie Hinson
Got over a 100 (vaxxed) girls here So some of you’se gonna have to go home.
-Bye, Grandma. -Bye.
Good girl. Good, good.
l'll tell you what I'll miss.
Happy birthday Nag!
I'm so glad you came.
And a damn fine ballplayer.
Take off your hat, honey.
-Come on! -Open your mouth!
-Let's play ball. -Dirt in the skirt!
Time for the song and dance.
lf anything happens, he'll come back from the Pacific and kill me.
They'd really trade you. Miss Star, Miss Perfect.
I just spoke to my husband last night.
That ain't nothing!
Marla, honey? We gotta go.
You’re gonna lose
I loved you in The Wizard of Oz.
This is our other daughter, Dottie's sister.''
lt's half a dress.