HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Cool. Yeah.
Let's do it. Just to be 100% clear,
No, I'm not talking about that.
Morgan, I'm gonna take you to the hospital...
And your guitar playing, while technically proficient,
Brendan, um...
[Buzzer]
I would like to humbly offer up
Let's go.
There is a strong link between panic
Oh, and this will drive him crazy.
Come in.
[Whispers] Hi, Duncan.
And biology.
Oh, hey, Duncan. We have a guest.
What are your plans tonight?
Yeah. So you can get looked at.
No, Morgan, we're not-- Don't answer now,
[Screams] Ow!
but I think your nose is rather noteworthy.
Tomorrow night...
I want to have fun.
I feel safe.
that you have going on, but you can't trick us
Okay, I just--I know him better than you, okay?
she tried this was in college,
It was not supposed to happen. No problem.
Anyhow, how was your day?
Nothing. Just, like, in a Dixie cup.
[Bell dings]
Your floor. Yeah, okay.
What'd you say?
Hey, man, don't tell me sex stories.
We're gonna go see a play.
Are you kidding me?
and it kinda sucked. That wasn't casual for you.
Can you get off--
Excuse me. Nope.
So I can breathe. Breathe...
to defect to your sham midwife operation
Funny story.
I don't know. Remember, we tried that,
To hang out?
You want to do that?
You sure? Yeah.
but before that, did you ever engage
I brought it with me
A lot of lowlifes. Not lowlifes. They're friends.
Hey.
but know that it's something I really want.
Hey. Hey.
Don't wear underwear.
how hard is that?
There's no such thing as pre-dawn of time.
Maybe not for you
Yeah. If I was up there.
or a young Halle Berry.
(Brendan) Can I get you a drink?
And, at any second,
Bye. See you. Take care.