Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Those are my farts.
That's right, pumpkin. And I have an important announcement to make.
I would give all the money to charity.
Peter... did you marry me for my money?
Okay, from the top.
* It seems today that all you see *
Well, I guess Babs has her work cut out for her.
You're... you're not gonna take the money?
I... I don't have the parenting skills necessary
Wow.
Well, let's all go home, you guys.
D-Did I use that right? Perk? Yes, Peter.
to review Paul Greengrass' Captain Phillips.
Well, whatever.
Well, what's in it for ol' Pete?
You know, Chris, you've got a grandpa
Don't you want someone to bond with.
Holy Crap It Smells Like Farts in Here
Actually, Mom can't take care of him, she's out of town
than we ever have before.
Anyway, I don't plan on losing out on any of that money.
in Short Shorts
*
The Travel Channel presents,
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I...
Ugh, I am. I've been busting my ass
Books?
But you know what?
Name just one.
Peter, you know, i-it might help Chris
I was thinking we could spend some time together.
Can I meet the family?
It was on the Upper West Side of Manhattan.
I-I mean, what about Mom?
How's he doing? Not good.