Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Miley Cyrus had sex with a foam finger

What? Wh-What are you talking about?

I'm just gonna take my VCR, my VCR head-cleaning tape,

You... you should've known that.

pretend to slick your hair back, represent, bump,

I'm gonna make it up to you, starting right now.

fake yawn, finger gun, hitchhiker, hitchhiker,

All right, we'll start with the nine grand

Come on, y-you don't have to do that.

even though I've never cooked before.

It's almost Christmas. It's almost Christmas.

and all the eggshells and coffee grounds will be yours.

That's the deaf kid!

I'm excited for your first dance.

You've overstepped! No Christmas!

And your father loves you, too.

* Is violence in movies and sex on TV *

Holy wack-a-zoly!

and then spend the next 14 hours trying to get people to notice.

All right, let’s try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.

Dad and I spent more time together planning this wedding

I... Wait, wait, what?

And now we're ready to add music.

Poor... Green...

* You come on with a "come on"... *

Yeah, or lucky guy, if he ends up being gay.

It's a petition to force that hot mom

I can't go. I've got to go get my hair very minutely changed

Now, let's play "I Fell in the Shower, So Maybe We Do Need That Bar."