Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'll be honest with you. - Yeah, just destroy everything.
♪ You're a real-life fantasy, you're a real-life fantasy ♪
And he needs an opening act.
"artists you didn't know were Jewish"?
(COUGHING)
- ♪ Eh ♪ - ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
Not to you, but to, like... I love, um, like, oranges.
I hate her. What?
GAIL: Well, the soldiers are loving them.
I was supposed to go to my brother's wedding,
Or maybe I'll be the most important thing
- That's cool. Yeah. - I had some ideas, right?
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
- You can't use those sticks. - Yeah, you can't use that.
(LAYERED VOCALS CONTINUE AS BACKING MUSIC)
Okay. Whatever.
- What? - Did you wear that to work?
♪ No, I don't know what you've been told ♪
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
Let's aca-rock this.
(CHUCKLES)
No service.
- (GASPING) - (INDISTINCT, FRANTIC CHATTER)
♪ And I guess it was enough for me ♪
(SIMPLE BEAT PLAYING)
(BEES BUZZING)
- Like a cover band. - (CHUCKLING): No, no, no, no.
♪ I don't need no money ♪
I knew that song would get you.
I think it's time that we go on
You smell like Skittles.
- Th-They're singing together? - ♪ What doesn't kill you ♪
Let's see what we have in the can.
♪ Swing down, sweet chariot, stop and let me ride ♪
♪ Running her hands through my fro ♪
Couldn't possibly.
Um, hey, I just wanted to say thank you for... for this.
(LAUGHS) I got a little bit of your panties,
Wait. Yes. A riff-off! Yes!
- Great idea. - AMY'S FATHER: Patricia,
♪ Sit still, look pretty ♪
♪ Don't like it, go to hell ♪
(MUSIC ENDS)
I'm just small.
(ENGINE NOISE DIES DOWN)
♪ Child is slowly taken ♪
Dude, what is...
♪ Girl, don't keep me waiting now ♪
Would you like a beet juice?
Just a little.
♪ Makes you stronger, stand a little taller ♪
♪ Got you stuck on my body, on my body like a tattoo... ♪
You sure you're cool with this?
So nice! Oh, you're so beautiful.
We're on in ten. First positions.
- ♪ In your head ♪ - That's a guitar, man.
But I'm in the middle of a tour right now.
♪ Step one, take his pictures off the wall ♪
I seen something, I heard something,
that didn't have to do with baking.
- So nice to meet you. - ASAP!
Th-This is very generous,
♪ You worth more than diamonds, more than gold ♪
♪ Is it me you're looking for? ♪
♪ I love it, love it, love it ♪
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm having a crazy idea.
♪ Coldest summer, chain and wrist lit ♪
♪ Freedom ♪
(SCREAMING, FRANTIC CHATTER)
You think you're bad?
Yeah, I do. That bank account
- Okay. - And also...
They just disqualified themselves
No, to run military dark ops.
- to take in, okay? - Uh, yeah.
Over here, we got Saddle Up.
♪ All we have to do now ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
(QUIET CHATTER)
We are done when I get the money.
So close. You're in the danger zone.
- Oh, I'm a... - Music executive?
GAIL: Here we are.
We've been expecting you.
And protecting the United States... always.
Why are you running from him?
Well, yeah, of course you know.
CHICAGO: Amy?
but we're talking about my family.
Why are we not calling the police or Chicago?
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
Okay. There's something that you should know.
so they're trying to intimidate us.
It's 5:00.
- No. - Uh, no, no, no. Uh, well,
♪ You a star, baby, just go, let's go ♪
I'm done with you, Dad.
♪ Huh! ♪
In fact, we gotta set up.
Yeah.
- No way! - Oh! - I got in. I'm a vet.
Move, move, move!
Oh, my God, you guys, that was so much fun!
You know he got a tattoo of me on his butt cheek?
BECA: Oh, my God.
Well, there were too many moments of greatness
They just don't like sharing the spotlight,
♪ So you better get this party started ♪
having a second family, you know.
Some of them I know, like, really well.
I see it.
♪ Yeah, you know you got 'em now ♪
♪ Who's living in a Barbie world ♪
your awesome jobs and amazing lives.
CHLOE: Um, we need to find our friends,
♪ Doesn't mean I'm over 'cause you're gone ♪
- Was I not always in? - Um...
- We're like sisters, Aubrey. - (CHUCKLES)
- ♪ Turn on, turn on ♪ - ♪ Turn on ♪
When u sneak in to business
- What? - Yeah, you're very unreliable.
It's time for you to grow.
Who doesn't want to see that on "Salute the Troops"
Oh.
♪ With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride... ♪
But that's perfect. I'll finally be able
Hey. (CHUCKLES)
- What? - ♪ I'd roll out of bed ♪
I mean, you guys come together for your tour,
- and wonderful and he wants... - Okay, Emily, you are so shrill
Oh, well.
(VOCALIZING, BEATBOXING)
They helped put me through college.
You thinking what I'm thinking?
Isn't this beautiful? Doing a wonderful
with music executives, and you...
No, no. It's accurate.
They clearly just see us as a threat.
(HOLDING HIGH NOTE)
♪ No, I ain't got cash, I ain't got cash ♪
- Mm-hmm. - Please hear this in the best way possible.
Hey. You were great.