Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The show's literally tomorrow.
and I pulled your recording.
who somehow managed to win at something
♪ I'm comin' up ♪
CALAMITY: We honestly just
Stand at attention. This is "Taps."
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
Stop her!
That's my dad's yacht, the Fat Dingo Bitch.
Congratulations.
It is "Aubrey," isn't it?
(HORN DRONING)
There's... uh, uh, uh...
♪ But no, I'm never gonna be 'cause I don't want to be... ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
when he's not behind the turntables, it's kind of crazy.
♪ Calling all stars, come on... ♪
- Are we floating? - (CREAKING CONTINUES)
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ - ♪ Jump in front of ♪
♪ I don't want to sit still ♪
- Are you ready? - Yeah! - Let's go, ladies! Come on!
Yes.
I mean, that's why we're all here, right?
♪ I don't like it ♪
AUBREY: You know what? I have an idea.
I rained hellfire!
musical presentation in a bunker.
♪ And make them true ♪
You weren't here before.
What's up, pitches?
(YELLS FIERCELY)
- Ronald McDonald. - Separate teams!
♪ It's in the air and it's all around ♪
so I just had to ask.
♪ Hey, get low with the Pimp-Lo ♪
the spot on the tour, right?
♪ Me and you, girl, you and me ♪
Don't you want to make music?
GAIL: Let's set the stage, all right?
- ♪ Eh ♪ - ♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh ♪
I don't know, I was just listing stuff, and now I'm sad.
lost in a sea of seamen.
And then, maybe a few days later,
EMILY: Oh, look who it is.
But there's one thing you're forgetting, Dad.
- Beca and Fat Amy. - Great.
- Yes. - Ooh. - Like music industry slutty.
Lilly could lay down a beat.
Who wants to go to Italy?
- to that job again. - (TOILET FLUSHES)
- Carry on. That's okay. - I wasn't gonna leave anyway.
You always do this.
You have 30 minutes.
- I don't remember that. - Back in Spain?
Oh, my God, so you were just with Aubrey's dad?
♪ But today the way I play the game ♪
Seriously, open your legs. It'll come out quicker.
They all definitely have boyfriends.
Thanks, babe.
- Open it. Open the door. - Help!
Fired twice in one day.
You could get a job, you know.
- I hate fake people. - I hate a fake bitch.
♪ You worth more than diamond, more than gold ♪
- Um, w-well... - Yep.
JOHN: Well, these Bellas actually seem
- Look. - Oh... - (MURMURING, GASPING)
♪ We light up the night like a black sun ♪
(CHUCKLING): Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God. Guys, I just want to sing so bad.
- Okay. - Okay, ready?
You're kind of making it worse.
- ♪ No ♪ - ♪ I know the other girlies ♪
Yeah, maybe we'll even open for DJ Khaled in the end.
(CHUCKLING): They look like idiots.
Your performance was incredible, Patricia.
- but this is nice, too. - AUBREY: Aw.
and the only person you can ever truly rely on is yourself.
♪ Hey... ♪
- Let's do this. - Okay.
Emily, is it true what you said back there?
Ooh.
♪ I'm never gonna be that girl ♪
- ♪ Uh! Give me the beat ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
- Yeah, it's-it's really okay. - No, that's okay.
I joined the National Guard.
Love you
(GRUNTS)
♪ Let me squeeze on that booty like stress balls ♪
ALL: Help!
♪ It's Friday night and it won't be long ♪
I've graduated college.
♪ Yeah, party all night, let's all aboard ♪
Your glands look frustrated.
- (CELL PHONE RINGING) - Oh. Hey, baby.
Beca, you're in shock.
- Yeah! - Whoo!
for us to get together.
You know what? I think I might just...
"Fat Amy Winehouse."
♪ We all stars, we are one ♪
But you guys are the homes that my heart lives in.
This is confusing technology for a woman.
if he decides to show.
You got all that on camera, right, John?
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to put into "Fat Amy Winehouse."
- I... - Yay! - Hugger!
and this is my song, and I feel like
That's not fair. You seem very nice.
I should have said that it was an excuse to see each other.
♪ There are ways to change the mood ♪
And a sincere thank-you for coming out to entertain
that your nips tingle a bit.
I'm DJ Khaled, aka Billy.
I'm sort of freelancing right now.
Next time, when you're trying to impress DJ Khaled,
♪ Calling all stars, come on ♪
You're a very stupid person.
Independent... ly.