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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Observe, ladies and gentlemen.
He's got $50 million.
Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.
Yes, your uncle ties the equipment.
Okay.
You're greening me.
My golly, I didn't think he'd take losing Jethro so hard.
Yeah.
Well, there's just a big old mess of...
Dr. Jet, write the check!
Time he learned to trade, like barrel making or blacksmithing.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, with the aid of my brilliant young assistant, I shall cause this vessel of solid metal to vanish before your eyes.
I guarantee you.
Do you have a 50-cent piece?
Pull a racket out of your hat!
Ladies and gentlemen, that there is such a good trick, I'm going to save it till last.
It is worth conservatively $100,000.
Yes, sir.
I never did like polka dots.
Not on stage, no.
This cabinet can produce what?
One day it's a rocket scientist and the next day it's a fry cook.
There ain't no beautiful maiden in here.
Thank you, sir.
I haven't the price of a meal.
Sure did, Ellie.
Me?
A magician does not sell the secrets that have brought him fame and fortune.
Dog, you're a magician.
Hillbilly, that is.