Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They have survived the burning blade, tamed the savage heart.
- Cash or charge? - Gosh! Cash, I guess.
- Where's Gracie? - On the floor next door. She's a wildcat.
This is gonna take crackerjack timing. Total concentration.
the First Sovereign Emperor...
Yeah, in deep shit.
Before you knew me, I slept on the floor.
Good, I thought so.
that still don't make any sense to me.
All movement in the universe is caused by tension between positive and negative furies.
And a wise man has enough sense to get in out of the rain.
No.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Well, last time we had this problem was on account of squirrels chewin' the wires.
Oh, boy.
Jack, I know where we are. This is a central... what do you call it?
I know. There's a problem with your face.
Ch'ing-ti! Ch'ing-ti!
- From there we can... - Do you have a gun, I hope?
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
See? That was nothing.
I got a very positive attitude about this.
What sort of strange things?
A girl from China? All right, I never done that.
How can I know that, Mr Shen?
- Yes. - She must be something extraordinary.
That's what I thought you meant. Where's your truck?
We're all in: me, Gracie and Margo. Uncle Chu and Egg are in Egg's bus, ready to get us out.
as I insert this needle into Miao Yin.
I'll trade ya.
It's a dad joke!
- He's helping us out. - It has been almost two hours.
Look, this is as far as I go, because I'm a dead giveaway, see?
Wait a minute, pal.
taps the back of your head up against a barroom wall,
Safe. Safer with me than any creature on earth!
- Do you mean oil? - I mean black blood of the earth.
نظام فلسفي واخلاقي في الصين
Are you crazy? Is that your problem?
- No horseshit, Wang. - No horseshit, Jack.
Two, three feet thick, I'll bet. Probably welded shut and covered with brick by now.
Hey I'm just a poor Chinese boy
Son of a bitch must pay!
- That was his funeral. - It was a war, Eddie.
INDEED!
Jack burton! Me!
Just sit tight. We've got one of our best men inside right now, stirring the pot.
Go right! Now!
Yes.
CAN WE PLEASE GO BACK TO THE WALMART STORE? ABSOLUTELY NOT!
You are nowhere
- In there? Are you nuts? - Go!
Otherwise I will send both of you to the hell where people are skinned alive.
next year we'll start importing a lot of strange things from Peking.
- Where's the light coming from? - The floor.
Margo, jump in!
Wait a minute! I'm a reasonable guy,
- It reminds me of an old Chinese joke. - Save it. I'll give you a lift. Get in.
- Then he's flesh. - Then it's too late.
Hey, you! Come on over here and fight like a man!
Like the wind. Yes, I can, Miss Law. My mind and my spirits are as one.
- I'll do my best. - Make them drop their guard.
Well, why don't you go on over to China? Visit the motherland?
- Don't look, Jack! - I already did.
saving all their pennies. And then they sent for their families
You never know till you try.
- Can I ask you a serious question? - Absolutely not.
My destiny rests in your capable hands.
- We'll find it for you. - Damn right you will.
Can I ask you a serious question? Absolutely not!