Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

These guys are animals, Jack.
Jack, listen. I need more of your help. I can't pay you today, OK?
- This gets worse? Come on! - 2,258 years ago
- Here, Jack. Nothin' or triple. - Nothin' or double.
"Chinese have a lotta' hells."
Can I ask you a serious question? No, absolutely not!
- To sharpen their knives? - I can't ask you to...
Very small.
Play your cards right, you live to talk about it.
If the Storms have Miao Yin, there's one place they'd go.
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- You're doin' real good, guys. - Come on, Jack!
Mary Poppins (1964)
I've waited for this for a long time, Jack.
Watch out, Wang Chi!
You're stayin' here with Eddie and Uncle Chu.
I smell the blood of human beings. Find them. Boil them until their flesh falls off.
Telling the guys Katie is on her way!
I Mean, it's not deductible, is it.
Can I ask you a serious question? No, Absolutely Not!
What, I'm supposed to buy this shit? 2,000 years and he can't find a broad to fit the bill?
- I don't get this at all. I thought... - Shut up, Mr Burton!
Jack!
Yes! Guide my hand
Take this bitch!
It‘s all in the reflexes
No Pathetic Excuses
Where's Hannah? On the floor next door. She's a wildcat.
Who?
I'm gonna tell you about an accident and I don't wanna hear "act of God", OK?
Quite fancy doing what I want and just pleasing myself. Just get in a teenth of wanger and loads of pop. What could go wrong
OK! You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning.
You just listen to the Pork-Chop Express and take his advice on a dark and stormy night.
I'm not gonna complain, because I'll bet I'd have lost my shirt in the next 20 minutes.
You heard me!
Holy shit!
Green explosions? People flyin' in and out? That was not real. I wanna talk to the cops.
Yeah, I know what you mean. My wife gave it to me for Christmas.
That way maybe.
Lo Pan is about to take his queen. He's too busy to care.
This knife cuts this bottle in half.
- Hollow. - Fuck it.
Where are we, Wang?
But finally we shall bring order out of chaos.
Absolutely not
- This is my neighbourhood. - Sure it was a war.
It's a good knife.
on a stormy night, when the lightning's crashin', the thunder's roarin',
the colours that never run
- I don't make the policy around here. - Come on, man! Give 'em a tour.
- Don't! - Don't what?
2020 be like We're getting
And now, my beloved disciples,
Get that one!
and a man would have to be some kinda fool to think we're all alone in this universe.
A hotel between Basspro and Cabelas?!
- What's happening, Wang? - Chinese standoff.
She has green eyes. You know how rare that is, Jack?
Whichever comes first.
I'll go anywhere or do anything to get my story. It's my big break.
CAN I PLEASE ASK YOU A SERIOUS QUESTION? ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Can I ask you a serious question? No, absolutely not!
Yeah, yeah.
Shit, Wang. It's only a game.
And yet we all keep trying, like fools.
There's Buddhism, Confucianism and Taoist alchemy and sorcery.
a girl brave enough to embrace the naked blade.
Plays at being a man. A creature of vast, dark, destructive power.
- What? - What the hell...?
No.
There, I think. Down there.
Wing Kong outside.
Fuck it
- It's Miller time. - You know what I say when it's Miller time?
Can I ask you a serious question? No, absolutely not!
What, you sleep on your office?
In order to be whole again, he had to find this certain girl of his prophecy,