Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- violence out of the question... - Hold it! Slow down.
Come on, keep movin'!
Afraid? Are you kidding?
Where are you goin', Egg?
- If we reach Lo Pan... - When we reach Lo Pan.
A dad joke!
Lo Pan appeared on the street?
There’s Asians, gays And Silicon Valley douche bag sorcery
- Don't give up, Jack. - OK. Let's just chew our way outta here!
- No, no. - Yes.
I feel pretty good. You know, I'm not...
- Hell of boiling oil. - You're kidding!
Mary Poppins Returns (2018)
- I don't get this at all....canadian prime minister???
Ch'ing-ti!
Don't make a sound.
Here's to the army and navy and the battles they have won.
- Shit! - See?
No pathetic excuses
Long time ago, Chinese men with gold-rush fever flooded into California.
- When I find her, I will marry her. - Never!
- I think it was Lo Pan. - Who?
A hotel between Basspro and Cabelas?!
It's about all sorts of scary things: an ancient army of the dead,
- I'll buy another one. - But there's only one Miao Yin!
Nothing you can understand.
Shit, Jack. I don't like the looks of this.
The cab driver said... He told me that I could...
Hell of being what? Chinese have a lot of hells.
OK.
Time for the Medicine!
HEY, IM JUST A POOR CHINESE BOY
I'd go in there with you, but they know my face and they'd wanna push it in.
Boy, listen to me. Real tough guy.
You, who shake the heavens and descend from the east,
- Yeah, sort of. It's hard to explain. - Try real hard.
The girl with green eyes... The girl who can take the burning blade
Well, China's in the heart, Jack. Wherever I go, she's with me.
Hide!
- Where's Eddie? - Beats me.
Can I ask you a serious question? Absolutely not!
Can I ask you a serious question? Absolutely not!
- Yeah. - Thought so. Good. Do we drink it?
Great.
Take her.
I got a great idea.
SON OF A BITCH MUST PAY