HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Then the people turn into demons and live for ever.
All I've done all I've ever been It's all been for you...
Who are these people? Friends of yours? Now this really pisses me off to no end!
I can't concentrate when you do that.
But Finally We shall bring Order Out Of Chaos
We are in his debt. He showed great courage.
My mind and spirit are goin north and south!
Lucky us. We made it.
The bus is right outside in the parking lot.
Mr.egg sham I'm sorry
Never can tell
Well, what a night's work! You got a problem like that again,
What does that mean - “China is here?”
Come on, come on.
I ran straight through him, Wang. How the hell did I do that?
This is a big day in my life. I should have gone home and gotten 40 winks.
CHEERS!
Bad news. The Lords of Death stole it after you ran away.
Now, let's try that again. Don't make me kill you, tough guy.
Never Can Tell
Let's go! Open the doors!
Yeah.
Go for it, Wang!
I don’t even know what the hell that means
Pathetic
- How can you tell from here? - Not her. She's trouble. Miao Yin.
come into our presence and witness this holy matrimony.
Who the hell are you anyway?
Can I ask you a serious question? Absolutely not!
There can't be many Chinese girls with green eyes these days.
Can I ask you a serious question? Absolutely not!
it's miller time
This is Jack Burton at the Pork-Chop Express and I'm talkin' to whoever's listen in'.
- Hey, all right! - Time for the medicine!
- Too long. Let's go in. - It's only been ten minutes.
Safu, safer
- I'd better locate the central junction box. - I think it's down there.
I am! It worked!
That's why I was there. I was protecting her civil rights, making sure she gets a chance.
Can I ask you a serious question? Absolutely not!
Myths and legends.
They just wanted a girl to sell and Miao Yin got in the way.
do you really believe in magic?
Sorcery, the Chinese black magic.
Jesus Christ! Where are we?
Where’s Princess Hannah? On the floor next door. She's a wildcat.
My God, no! Please! What is that? Don't tell me.
He wishes. Look, you know me.
Get to the goddamn point, Egg.
Son of a bitch must pay!
Just look under B-U-R-T-O-N, will ya?
I'm mortal!
It's Ok. Everybody Relax, I'm here.
- Where is it? - Thank you, Jack.
It wasn’t easy
Are you OK? Are you Miao Yin?
I've been trying to get somebody from the press to listen to me about this, Burton.
We made it. Holy shit, we made it!
Many normal people were killed.
- I don't have that kind of money. - I didn't hear that.
After all these years.
Three!
- And it's gonna cost. She's got green eyes. - Seriously? That's an extra.
Where'd you get that?
Great Ch'ing-ti, equal with heaven,
You got a tongue, Dave. Ask her yourself.
Can I ask you a serious question? Absolutely not!