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We're gonna have pizza and cake and a sweet band.
This stuff will make your dick fly off, Stan!
# We love the city, ya, ya, ya #
# People spouting howdy neighbor #
of the four basic food groups.
Now we know where RFK gets his medical and nutritional information.
It's just the new diet fad.
Hello, Eric.
Get the president on the phone.
and show everyone a good time.
But you told us all to go fuck ourselves.
You have a big party and invite everyone,
Can we discuss the gymnasium and get out of here, please?
Now, this party's also for a good cause
All right, let's go to Jamie in Como.
Oh, there's hot dog buns in that cupboard, Sharon!
FLIP THE DAMM FOOD PYRAMID
You can't make me go to Papa John's!
Are you sure?
Nutrition is stabilizing.
I want more.
You're someone who can just bail on the people you love.
Who took all the pizza and cake?
I keep having dreams of Aunt Jemima.
Uh-huh. You guys couldn't get Lorde to play, could you?
Hey, Cartman.
I'm just saying that I personally feel
to illustrate how much people should eat
Okay, let's watch the language there.
SNEAKY, SNEAKY BARK BOX
What matters is that the answer is in the pyramid.
For a long time we ignored it,
See, that's probably the gluten talking, m'kay.
Go ahead.
but gluten can attack anyone.
Just eat the toppings.
- Your party sucks! - Come on, guys, let's go!
because you're about to be "dripping in bitches"?
I don't even know what that means.
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