Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And with Isosceles’ help, Mushay will get that crush!

Of course it's a sliding scale

I'm like a weed, Jerry.

Let's see what Jerry's got to eat.

The idea is a rubber bladder inside the tanker...

You win, George. We've had it.

hello and welcome to australia's funniest home video show a show that compets for the best videos on the planet. all it takes is some people and a baseball glove. me grandmother reckons i should stop being so hard on her! well i'll show her (glove smacks head) that'll show ya!

- Double or nothing? - Done.

You remember my corporation, Kramerica Industries?

I think Play Now is putting something in my food.

- Oh, yeah. - Look, Elaine, be reasonable.

Occasional-Cortex is going away for a long, long time…

I'm just so glad it's back

...getting some real-world corporate experience.

Are those the same shoes as yesterday's?

- We broke up. - And yet he continues to live.

So that's the bedroom. Here's the bathroom.

You know who loves When Harry Met Sally? Chrissy!

- Hey. - Hey. So where's my money?

...with his bare hand, and used it to wash up.

- All right. - Yeah, well apparently...

You know, why were we fooling ourselves?

You: What's your decision? Me: I don't know.

Not having to do all that work

I don't think so, David.

Hearing about how everyone at work isn't as smart as you. It's brutal.

Hello. I got beaned with a giant ball of oil.

What? When did this happen?

Yes. If Palmsy needs me. Tell Him I'm In My Office!

No resources, no skill, no talent, no ability, no brains...

Jerry, buddy, I gotta tell you something. The Taguchi's ass thing is played.

...is now open to all employees and their families.

My whole day is shot!

The restaurant on the Chrysler Building?

See? This is what Jerry doesn't understand.

- Done. - Percentage?

You win Nick we’ve had it

What are you laughing about? Tell me.