Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Vivian, get me some plum sauce.

a PhD in biochemistry, and...

She's a friend to the animals, as well as a philanthropist.

That’s terrible

Well, yeah, but I mean, without this man's sperm...

- What? - I got bangs.

I don't understand why you're completely disregarding your signature color

I saw it in Teen Vogue a year ago.

Court will come to order.

Is everything all right?

What are you talking about?

No, that's just it. It would ruin me.

All those opposed to chafing, say "aye. "

Yeah..... Happens Everyday

My name is Elle Woods, and for my admissions essay,

- Party! - Delta Nu, we love you!

Mrs. Windham, you do realize what you're doing?

A legal education...

- He thinks I'm guilty, doesn't he? - That's not what's important.

Ladies and gentlemen, Elle Woods.

She can make you lose three pounds in one class.

I have new representation.

What are you so happy about? You're on trial for murder.

Social events -- you know, mixers, formals, clambakes, trips to the Cape

When people claim voter fraud But shouldn’t your claim have like, evidentiary support?

...so brilliant in there.

I just wish I had never gone to harvard

Counselors, now! All of you.

and then Enrique and Chutney ran inside.

Don't be scared Everyone will love you

L walking away like a bitch.

- Are you hitting on me? - You're a beautiful girl.

All to get my boyfriend Warner back,

I totally forgot you go here

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Well, that's what we're trying to prove didn't happen.

- the ammonium thioglycolate? - Yes...

Because isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance

That's great, Paulette.

it has an 83 percent rate of return on a dinner invitation.

Don’t you need to have evidence?

and are now well-versed in subject matterjurisdiction.

Keep June 3rd free Because I’m getting plastic surgery

When You're Reading the News And Yang Shows Up with Actual Policy

You mean like on vacay?

She's got the six-carat Harry Winston on her bony, unpolished finger.

What are you talking about? You earned it.

and Callahan's internship next year.

- I see your point. - And for that matter,

Keep June 2nd open... because I'm getting married!

He's been brainwashed by the evil Stefano.

You know he got the rock.

This is gonna be just like last year except for funner

You just thought you could come and show me what I'm definitely not missin'?

- About the alibi. - I'm sorry...

Warner's gonna be so excited to see you.

No more boring suits, no more pantyhose.

It's a completely brilliant plan.

- I mean, you don't understand. - Who could understand better than me?

How long have you been sleeping with Mrs. Windham?

No. You're a dork.

I have a point, I promise Then make it

""Don't Stomp Your Little Last-Season Prada Shoes At Me, Honey.""

I worked so hard to get into law school.

- Gold-digger? - You'd think so,

Vote for Jackie!

Let's get out of here.

I have to think of my future and what my family expects of me.

It's not like I have a choice here, sweetheart.

Only the love in my heart.

corrupt cops...

Thank God One of You has a brain

and discussing very important issues.

...your father was shot?

Yes, Ms. Woods?

WHAT? I GOT BANGS

"Amazing?" How?

With a half-loop top stitching on the hem?

where she was completely hosed down from head to toe.

yes i'm ya granny raelene snell! yes still broke me hip on the evil chair! yes $100 is me pension! yes i jolsted me brick aupport! boing boing yes and joy worthington got me duck bill clip with grandma goose! yes her grand goslings are still -0 years old in diapers! honk! honk!

"Listen to me, Dewey. You shut your mouth. "

I don't need backups. I'm going to Harvard.

Well, I've never actually met the woman.

I’m taking the skates, dumbass

Hello! He just had lunch with his grandmother.

- Thank you, David. - Counselors, approach the bench.

- Thanks. I'll see you tomorrow. - All right.

His name is Bruiser. Do you wanna hold him?

- She seems completely untrustworthy. - Why?

- Ms. Woods, you did well today. - Really?

I've made my fortune on the ability to perfect women's bodies

Because I'm getting married! I'm getting...

She's been brainwashed by the evil Stefano.

I think it's time to discuss your career path.

Then what? My boobs are too big?

besides i already know what you're gonna do next you're gonna use an excuse and say that i'm one of your "new editions.". and you just use me as a "pawn" to get what you want.

This is goin to be like Hunting Except for FUNNER

Your claim should have like evidentiary support

I can't give it to you. But I can tell you she is innocent.

Well, then. You'll need excellent recommendations from your professors.

And at least a 175 on your LSATs.

Reading about the LSATs.

Yeah. Let's see. Speak up in Callahan's class.

- I don't know. - Well, you should.

"Bridal. But not like I'm expecting anything."

I'm impressed that you took the initiative to go there and get it.

What's going on here?

Senior year but funner!

Do you know what i am saying

I believe you’ve just won your case

All those opposed to chafing, say "aye. "

I am fully amenable to that discussion.

...I recommend knowing before speaking.

- Why? - Law school was a mistake.

Ms. Kensington, which would you prefer?

It is with passion, courage of conviction, and strong sense of self

I feel comfortable using tax jargon in everyday life You can't deduct that!

pov: first day of my UT PGP:AIML class

His 26-year-old daughter and the pool boy.