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You're not smart enough, sweetie.

Excuse me I have some shopping to do

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People at law school don't. And Warner doesn't.

- Hello? - Hey, it's me.

Define "affair. "

Kamala to Trump I’m taking the White House, dumbass!

...was your father there?

- Right. - I expect a lot from me.

Facilities is switching our toilet paper from charmin to generic

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We're here today covering the trial of Brooke Windham.

Warner told me all about you.

This is the type of girl Warner wants to marry.

The bend and snap! Works every time!

and over here we have contestant number 15... oh we're getting a bit of a toxic!

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or malum prohibitum?

Well, you know what competition's really about, don't you?

Curls weren’t a good look for her She didn’t have your bone structure

I'm sorry. Maybe you didn't hear me. You're fired.

Not that I saw. But like I said,

she graduates today with an invitation to join

“…While the latin boy handed her a drink…”

then called me a dyke behind my back?

Why now? Why this sperm?

Well, forget it. I've already spent too many hours crying over you.

Order! Order! Order.

yes beryl imacelebritygetmeoutofheretrayal why is the O missing? because it is rampled down.

And that’s why you should vote for me, Elle Woods, to be your D3 Rep for 2026-27!

- Good night. - Good night.

What? Practically deformed?

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It has been said...

Ms. Windham, did you hear a shot fired?

who also happens to be harassing the parents in his quest for visitation.

You know you're really being a butthead

Evidence meaning??

george get ya cart and ya yangaloo and your paint by numbers colors cause we're brexiting today! (ties straps to chair) ok in T gear. ok (crashes into delorean) yes we voted brexit! boing!

Thank god one of you has a brain

"I Saw It In Teen Vogue A Year Ago."

Take the word, "semester," OK? This is a perfect example

On our very first day at Harvard, a very wise professor quoted Aristotle.

ashley gallagher had all star G's and easy pees with pale cloudy sider apple with aging sauce on for breakfast. declan gallagher had G spinners with train fire enging from an amergency chinese evacuation point with grail sauce on for breakfast.

Why are you gonna throw that all away?

But Swinney was a one-time sperm donor.

Well, he's an ass that's gonna try.

- Really? - Yes.

It's been, like, a week.

...drenched in his blood.

oh dear well raelene's really wrinkled now isn't she? yes those retirees did her good from the evil chair she chucked because she broke her hip on it.

Sometimes I say, "OK," instead of "fine. "

Rule 3.03 of Supreme Judicial Court states that a law student

I have come to find that passion is a key ingredient

Did you do anything exciting?

Sweetie, didn't you hear?

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Would you support my decision to ask her to leave class,

You got into Harvard Law?

I’m sorry. I just hallucinated.

Steal the bastard back.

People at my job I thought Anita did all of our work

This is the uniform

that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours

I don't need backups. I'm going to UTSW

Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy.

And, in our case, the defendant was an habitual sperm donor,

- But that's a top-three school. - I have a 4.0.

To negate mens rea?

I guess it wasn't enough, though, for Brooke.

Honey, you were first runner-up

I mean, I'm with my guy eight years, and then one day it's,

Insurance? A love affair? Pure unadulterated hatred?

Hmm... I'm not sure you could handle it.

granny raelene snell granny horne granny bridges granny boingma granny gallagher granny kidman granny cooper. yes snok snok boing yes granny golby granny male. ectra ectra. boing yes faye i'll take granny snell to rent 24/7 until 4:00 PM when she has more boingkids!

emphasis in the history of combat.

Law schools for people who are boring and ugly and serious

You do the math.

- Oh, I can't tell you. - Why the hell not?

Pump! Pump, pump!

Then we can win the case.

You know, mixers,formals... clambakes, trips to the Cape.

Now, let's commence with our usual torture.