Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sweetheart, you just look parched.

President of my sorority, Delta Nu.

I've already lost my husband.

Some kind of fitness empire.

You had the best highkick I’ve ever seen

Are you free? It’s an emergency

We can all do it. Come on, guys!

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Could I have been any more goddamn spastic?

The ruling also states that you need a licensed attorney to supervise you.

I've got a package.

After getting off to a quite interesting start here at Harvard,

- See you later. - Bye, sugar.

Are you free? It's an emergency.

- Yes. - Where?

well, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.

What? Like every spot isn’t mine?

Wait a sec my social events calendar is missing

I changed my mind. I'd pick the dangerous one,

...because you were in the shower?

And it's been suggested that Stephen Hawking stole A Brief History of Time From my fourth grade paper

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

I can't believe you're getting engaged!

I love that restaurant! I heard Madonna went into labor there.

Don't you need to have evidence? Meaning?..

I think most people would say that's better than some stinky old Vanderbilt

- Awesome. What about you? - Hey. How you doin'? I'm Enid Wexler.

But he didn't tell me you'd be here.

when girls ask l for makeup tips

We got two interviews tomorrow that Gerard and Bobby are gonna handle,

Pooh Bear, I didn't know she would be here.

Oh, no. That's awful.

V A C A T I O N

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Excuse me. Are you OK?

She's from Connecticut. She belongs to his stupid country club.

No. You don't even know what the hell you're talking about.

This is what I need to become to be serious.

That might clear a few things up.

What's the one thing that always makes us feel better, no matter what?

...you must always have faith in yourself.

yes beryl gullterette? what do you want? i want to do some bunyaning in bunker bay.

Work it out! Work it out!

Now, let us look at malum prohibitum a little more closely.

No. I'm going to Harvard Law School.

Let's call on someone from the hot zone.

When Brielle tells you not to quit

The law is reason free from passion

Oh, Elle. Callahan asked to see you before you leave.

Have you thought about where you might be a summer associate?

the law is reason free from passion

- Don't you need to have evidence? - Meaning?

You had the best high high kick I’ve ever seen

I have to wonder if the defendant kept a thorough record

Yeah. A little less bend, a little more snap.

I am personally very honored

- How was your first class? - It was good,

You can do something more valuable with your time.

- Your scrunchie? - My lucky scrunchie.

- Do you know her? - She's...

Any Cosmo Girl would have known

Wait. Am I on glue, or did we not get into the same law school, Warner?

And I can't break the bonds of sisterhood.

Don't worry, though. It gets better. Who else do you have?

It's not like she'd FedEx a six-carat diamond.

Because I'm getting married!

That's what makes a good lawyer.

And if you weren't washing your hair, as I suspect you weren't,

Due to the fact that you've retained... this residence...

This is gonna be just like baking, except for funner.

Paulette Bonifante.

She was seen standing over her husband's body.

I know. But come on, Elle, be serious.

Aaron Mitchell. I graduated first in my class from Princeton.

Hey, watch out!

...she's not completely unfortunate-looking.

Bend... and snap.

Flawlessly applying serum, jade rolling, and patting products gently

Now, did your daughter ever mention anything to you

I'm sorry, maybe you didn't hear me... You're fired.

I don't use that word.

Hey booboo, don’t you know ...

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But do they put you on the spot like that, like, all the time?

He better be, for what I'm paying for him.

Because I promised her I'd keep it a secret.

Your Honor, I have no problem with this.

And the purpose of diminished capacity is?

Don't stomp your little last-season Prada shoes at me, honey.

Just give me a couple of minutes.

I’ll show you how valuable Beth Dykhouse is

- Huh? - Liposuction!

Not in class, I waited till I got back to my room.

Do you really think?

- Really? - Yeah, you know, he has his coffee,

Oh... not really. I know it's very competitive.

OK, let's get you some water.

should have LIKE evidentiary support?

I’m getting married

I'm his fiancÈe.

But my girlfriend, Serena, once barfed on a guy

While I appreciate your masterful legal theory,

- Black ones. - See?

Do you know what I'm saying?

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the graduates

Neither type of opera or neither type of rap is on sale.

I think you should go with the red. It's the color of confidence.

Did you ever take Mrs. Windham on a date?

Wasn’t gonna!