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you were going to discredit Mr. Salvatore?

I would rather have a client who's innocent.

He means well. He's very brilliant.

what? practically deformed?

Last year, I single-handedly organized

- Ow! - ... his life?

I just liked watching him clean the filter.

Do you even understand what personal jurisdiction is?

I feel comfortable using tax jargon in everyday life you can't deduct that!

...while the Latin boy handed her a drink.

I have a point, I promise. Then make it.

yes beryl warrtk? what do you want? i want to do some bohoupioohextinguishsibobhouubouypering in berengullen.

YOU DICK! OUCH!, WHY DID YOU THROW YOUR CHOCOLATE AT ME!

Let's start with you.

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He tends to spit when he talks about products liability.

I didn't even get to throw him a birthday party.

cutest girl in the world coming through I'm so popular

Silence in my courtroom!

I think I’ll go to Missouri today

thank god one of you has a brain.

OK. Hi. I'm Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods.

Chutney has a trust fund.

Good job! A little attitude, please.

- I know. He has to have it sent out. - I know.

Ladies and gentlemen, court will reconvene tomorrow morning at 9am.

- So everything you just said... - I'm a man who knows what he wants.

george tell your chinese woman to settle down! boing yes faye settle down please! ok ok i settle down now.

- I have a point. I promise. - Then make it.

I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi.

Except for funner!

When marketing does winback campaigns during the shortage

and the ex-wife in an hour.

He's a guy who followed his pecker to greener pastures,

when L gets asked for makeup tips

- Really? All right. Bye-bye. - OK, bye.

So what's this Vivian got that you don't have?

- How you doin' today? - Fine.

Best high kick I’ve ever seen

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- Elle, come on. - Just forget it.

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We're here to ask you a few questions.

In the article, you talk about all sorts of things:

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My family has five generations of senators.

Keep June 2nd open...

VOTE FOR PATRICK

The LSATs are an exam. Girls, I'm going to Harvard.

Do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours

But thankfully, that same day,

She’s Horrible.

Guess what I'm doing right this second?

She was my girlfriend in prep school.

Steven playing words with friends

- It's pink. - Oh, and it's scented.

Well, maybe there's something we can do about it.

"Wait a minute, my Social Events Calendar is missing!" ... "umm your what?" "Social events. You know, mixers, formals,"

...from my fourth-grade paper.

Yes. We're from Austen, Platt, Jaret & Callahan.

- You almost had me fooled. - What?

Then we're not very good lawyers.

I'm the only one that believes her. Callahan totally thinks she's guilty.

- That's terrible. - Yeah. Happens every day.

...means you will learn to speak in a new language.

You will be taught to achieve insight into the world around you,

So? Now you discriminate against brunettes?

...the child in question wouldn't exist.

as opposed to a dangerous crime.

Well, unless the defendant attempted

Oh, my gosh. It's gonna be so great.

but maybe he needs a donut.

- Thanks. - Wow.

The ex-wife seems to be unconcerned

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Got a PhD from Berkeley in women's studies,

Just because I'm not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I'm white trash?

remembering that first impressions are not always correct.

The seat you have picked will be yours

Me at Whole Foods after choosing all my own toppings

And slapping my nuts watch this and the land before time and Littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and Lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

where they saw you standing over the body, covered in his blood.

...faux-fur panties for her sorority's charity project.

- I called ahead. She's in the mud room. - She's not... naked, is she?

You're kidding! Absolutely not!

This is a murder trial, not some scandal at the sorority house.

All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs.

And that's why you should vote for me, Elle Woods,

Check it out. Look at the way she walks.

but meet me after, on the benches, OK? Bye!

What if you're trying to be somebody you are?

yes beryl trashial? what do you want? i want to belub the gorbolazagde.

I love costume parties.

Three months. And your boyfriend's name is?