Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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The Gun Is Missing.

was found shot dead in their Beacon Hill mansion.

- You're kidding. - Mm-mm!

Any Cosmo girl would've known.

for the top grade in this class,

Wait, am I on glue?

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE

He really likes people that are opinionated.

You're here now. So how was your summer?

I went straight upstairs to take a shower.

"I Know You're Upset About All This, But Can't You Just Take A Percocet?"

Elle, I... I do love you. I...

And Aupeand the land before time and Littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and Lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

Woke up, performed at Marcella’s, got shot

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- Hi, everybody. - Elle. What are you doing here?

- Hey. I know you. - Hi.

Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

She's my age, did she tell you that?

But I'm not positive it's gonna happen tonight.

Someone reason with her while I take this.

Inver Grove Heights!

"I met someone else. Move out. "

I plan on running for office some day.

Vivian, grab me some coffee.

Me every time the teacher asks me to hand in my homework!

Smarter than most of the guys on my payroll.

Elle! Elle. Elle. Elle.

I’m taking the dog...idiot!!

What the hell do you mean, you "went to visit her"?

People at my work We thought Anita did all of our work

You look so... orange.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

'Tu negocio tiene que estar en redes' Creo que doy el pego

It's gonna be so exciting. Don't be scared, everyone will love you.

Turns out I am a joke.

She hasn't conditioned her hair in a week.

Why am I gonna throw that all away?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

So you're breaking up with me because you're afraid your family won't like me?

I didn't earn anything, Emmett.

It's not my alibi to tell.

- Do you know who this is? - No.

Why don't you offer him a cold beverage, or a neck massage, or something?

You had the Best High Kick I've ever seen thanks, I went to TruBloodline

which would mean that you would've had to have found Mrs. Windham

But there’s a compete lack of, um, mens rea.

What's the point in staying, Paulette? I mean...

If a girl like you can’t hang on to her man, Then there sure as hell isn’t any hope for the rest of us

I grew up in Bel Air, Warner, across the street from Aaron Spelling.

now time to summon the demonicon grimorium! dmmmiiuuuu deyeheehej idodoxkxk k ueydhsjsjskdkdk! yes! yes! yes! i knew you had to be demonic in the end anyway. ha! ha! ha! ushsjd idjdj idkdjd idjdk i sidk sidk issj yes! yes! yes!

who's filling in for jayne hulme? anwi smith.

Oh, gosh, I have to go shopping. OK. I'll see you tonight.

Bridal. But not like I expect anything.

And what kind of evidentiary support does this case require?

She could use some mascara and some serious highlights, but...

You're an angel.

Then you're not the woman I thought you were

I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead.

with the hours set forth by the parents.

could be termed reckless abandonment.

You may remember, she's charged with the murder of her husband,

I’d rather go to jail than lose my reputation

Welcome back...

the march for Lesbians Against Drunk Driving.

- Yes. - How many, would you say?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I was thinking maybe we could go out sometime.

I will remember, no matter what.

What I'm unaware of is why you're giving me a vocabulary lesson

Standing over my father's dead body.

She didn't need the insurance payoff or the inheritance.

But, yeah, she's tough. Really tough.

Because she's brilliant, of course.

But my daughter tells me she can be quite the little bitch.

And if, in fact, you had heard the gunshot, Brooke Windham

And that’s why you should vote for me, Elle Woods, to be your D3 Rep for 2025-26!

Come on, guys. We can make room for one more.

I have new representation.

Two a year since I was 12.

All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big noobs.

HOTEL BEND ...AND SNAP

Well, that's why I think it's time for us...

raelene how's ya factioyids? good i still can't manage the rusterphoaoshtokaheheyeigphonibiagenitis!

IF YOU’RE GOING TO LET ONE STUPID PRICK RUIN YOUR LIFE YOU’RE NOT THE GIRL I THOUGHT YOU WERE

It would snag the fabric. And you didn't just get it in.

You've probably seen him lurking around campus doing my research.

It has come to my attention that the maintenance staff

No, you're not a joke.

So this is what a spa looks like. Wow. How do we find her?

After choosing my own toppings

Mm-hmm It's really good.

Do you think it's acceptable that Ms. Woods is not prepared?

"The law is reason free from passion. "

That's not why I came by.

Sweetie... Pooh Bear?

Showing up to a quiz after cramming for an hour like:

We took the same LSATs, and we're taking the same classes.

I’m taking the dog

She breaking up with me because I’m too… Blonde?!

Why yes, Margot, I do.

Girls, I'm starting an opera company

I just wish I had never gone to Harvard

of Harvard Law School. Class of 2004.

This is so much better than that!

You know, being a blonde is actually a pretty powerful thing.

Oh, my God. What are you doing?

Happy people just don't shoot their husbands.

- Elle quit. - What?

Did diversity jurisdiction exist in this case?