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Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

...but very little for self-doubt.

Me with nailpolish

Your father was shot while you were in the shower...

Brooke would never tell a woman that she was too fat.

Yes. I was washing my hair.

She also designed a line of...

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to contact every single one-night stand

- My hair is so "now. " - Really?

You can buy her exercise tapes on infomercials.

So... sometime in the 20 minutes

America is closing in... Omigod!

I'm sorry. I just hallucinated.

...try to get a seat in the back.

OK. Once Warner sees me as a serious law student, he'll totally want me back.

Did you get the rock yet?

So, what about the murder weapon?

Thanks for inviting me, girls. This party is super fun.

A fashion major?

This is the part where we go around in a circle

Do you think she woke up one morning and said,

You had the best high kick I've ever seen.

It just felt like, for the first time, that someone expected me to...

for the next nine months of your life!

My lucky jockstrap

Vote for Dayle!!

OK. Well, see you next class.

Sorry for what? For breaking my heart?

Oh, time to go. I have to go to class,

be well aware of this rule?

I believe the witness has made it clear that she was "in the shower. "

not only is there no proof in this case,

That doesn't look so good to a jury.

- Vote for Elle! - Ladies, take a seat.

But I think it's the right thing.

he has no parental claim over this child, whatsoever.

It's so shameful.

- He picked 'em already? - I can't believe it, Warner!

you claim should have like... evidentiary support

The rules of hair care are simple and finite.

- Are you one of my lawyers? - Yeah, sort of.

That's why I'm petitioning to have next term be referred to

What are your backups?

I have Callahan, Royalton and Levinthal.

I have to tell you the real reason I came here.

"This is gonna be just like Senior year, except for funner!"

Are you free? It's an emergency.

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one of Boston's most prestigious law firms.

Well, then, Ms. Woods, proceed.

Go. You can do this.

And you, button, are none of those things.

Coroner said he'd been dead 30 minutes when the cops arrived,

Well, no offense to Aristotle, but in my three years at Harvard,

Move to strike that from the record, Your Honor.

I know you're upset about all this, but can't you just take a Percocet?

Except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated

I just wish I had never gone to Harvard

According to this communiquÈ from the prison,

It's gonna be so exciting. Don't be scared, everyone will love you.

- Look. - Is she carrying books?

- You helped me go from a six to a four. - That's great!

Vote For Kel! #MorganJingleContest

And you were right.

Yeah. Callahan hit on her, so she quit.

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

yes granny raelene snell you're such an old wrinkly granny with no teeth! yes you have ben gay over at your parties to hump ya! dear old granny you old granny! thank you dear even the $1000000000000 pyramid wanted me on the show to get the boingy answers ritght and noty spam them in at all because ergo it's to be snoky yes wrinkma me!

yes twonsgski-wilsterina sivorfander sikovsroenswaski? what do you want? i want to do some nurtering in nedlands.

Congratulations, class of 2004.

She graduated four years before me.

Law school's for people who are boring and ugly and serious.

Friends/Therapist: Why do you think you’re struggling romantically

- Straight men don't. - You know what?

- Killer. - Thanks. Good times.

that Mrs. Windham asked you to wear while cleaning her pool?

PRACTICALLY DEFORMED

...your secret's safe with me.

I think I dropped something that I need to pick up.

A butthead? Why would you call me that?

Oh, yeah. Here, take it. I've read it, like, 20 times.

Plants Gives You Endorphins. Endorphins Make You Happy. Happy People Just Don't Shoot Their Husbands. They Just Don't

Why shouldn't I? I'm discriminated against as a blonde.

Now, Ms. Kensington...

Oh, look, how cute! There's, like, a judge and jury people and everything!

You, however, had time to hide the gun, didn't you, Chutney?

Oh! Is this low-viscosity rayon?

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So I’m petitioning to have the next term be referred to as the winter ovester

Where's the beach, honey?

Steven after my last turn...

ok we know the object you betrayed your brials with. now which wine will you dip them in? chateau clicquot 1945.

@mortgage.jenlarose

I thought you said "friend. " Chuck is just a friend.

You must always have faith in yourself

So, if you don't know the answer, they're just gonna kick you out?

Have... Have you met Viv... ian?

Are you hitting on me?

I'm gonna tell all of you at Harvard why I'm gonna make an amazing lawyer.

L Being a bitch

So if you’re 6 & you get scared on stage they’re just gonna kick you out

And I was a Zeta Lambda Nu Sweetheart,

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I think I’ll go to Missouri

I'm never gonna be good enough for you, am I?

and he just got engaged to a Vanderbilt, for Christ's sake!

when you should be questioning your witness.

- Do you need help? - No, I'm fine.

...who's got stretch marks and a fat ass.

...for the last 18 months, I've been deworming Republicans in Florida