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to wrap my brain around it at first too.
I think I'll be fine without it.
No, it's not, dummy.
Oh, my God, dude. Just take it.
- What's weird about that? - He was on the computer.
Only if you help me polish up my résumé.
My older brother, Michael, is coming to town.
You'll get it once you meet him.
Cheers.
Isn't that just brotherly love?
Wrong again.
don't overthink it.
Why? You agreed that he was a lot.
because I think we need to...
Yo, I'm beat. I'm gonna take a nap.
We don't sell pies. We sell donuts.
Nah, screw that.
So what's her name, and what went wrong?
his a-lot ass is back on a plane to Pittsburgh.
that everyone knows is there
Oh, no, it's okay. Oh, it's happening.
[both gulping]
Of course not. Fay, you sound nuts.
For you to leave me out of your most important decisions?
playing Leimert Park.
But yesterday out of nowhere, he did the craziest thing.
and said they had the best key lime pie
Trust me. I have the perfect plan.
I wish a slice of pie would fix my family problems.
- I love you, Michael. - You smell weird.
and then make some mistakes with an ex.
and twice this morning.
Stand up for yourself and tell him to stop
No, I'm talking about my actual dad.
My perfect solution is the three-day visit.
There. Now take her rook,
Until forever, dummy.
and you'll be on the path to victory.
- What's that? - "House Arrest"!
Why didn't you want to tell me that?
You two hooking up? - [laughs] What?
I'm sorry, Nicky, do you want to help with Dad?
It's a wine that says, "I am so sorry
I'm sorry we put in all that work for nothing.