Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

before there's blood everywhere!

Excuse me! I'm on the phone!

Actually, much better.

You'd have no girlfriend to see you naked,

I'm not taking you anywhere till you put on a shirt.

I lived with her to save money.

The second I go out of town

from a horrible motorcycle accident.

If that were true,

Oh, it's like someone sawed a cow in half.

Did you hear that?

What are you doing?

Here's another one. Penny,

I'm telling you, Sheldon cares for you more than you think.

EH, TOMATO, TOMAHTO. tHE IMPORTANT THING IS SHE'S FAMILY.

You got a... you got a little something.

How come you never said she was pregnant?

You didn't ask her out, but that was a lot of sounds.

But from what I've seen, his attention span

The Return of Jafar/Aladdin and the King of Thieves

My Inference is Justified

Well, she's due tomorrow.

of a creature that couldn't begin to comprehend

You make jokes about Sheldon,

I would've preferred to have you there with me.

I have two PhDs yet somehow I'm the janitor

Can I give you a ride to the airport?

Honey, I'm a little strapped for cash this year,

Ready to go, sweetheart?

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Why can't you be fat, too?