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Face it, we both know the yo-yo can't get a license.
And if you don't hit anything, we'II, uh...
Oh, it's a wonderful thing, a driver's license.
Yes. - Damn.
So my kid misses Christmas.
I tried to call you from the hospital, but the phones were being used.
By somebody named "Pat Pending."
...before we get into an actual moving, life-threatening motor vehicle.
Okay, your first name is spelled B-A-L-K... - K-I. K-I.
Oh, they're nice and safe. I locked them in the car.
Uh, excuse me. Cousin Larry, you're getting on my nerves.
What about a little happy face?
There's one question I have to ask you. - Yes.
Is that all right? Good.
You, see the eye chart?
What happened? I was worried.
A shopping cart? - A hurtling shopping cart.