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We were all Estella's boyfriends at one time or another. Now we're doomed.
A young gentleman of great expectations!
sending me to school and turning me into a gentleman?
this bright child a future, anything he desires. Do you still object?
of the very harsh and beautiful Estella.
I even blew off my loving Joe.
to a fine young gentleman of great expectations.
What's that, Pip?
He's the one that sent you off to be a gentleman.
Which gets me to the cruel part of the story. Merely breaking off, my dear Pip,
Miss Havesham's robot monkeys prove a formidable foe, but Pip is not about
I'll rip off your arms and shove them up your ass.
Not at all, I'm sure.
- Who is that? - Just another playmate
Yes, and it is somewhat difficult to breathe.
Thank you, Miss Havesham,
Lovely day, isn't it?
who has not seen the sun in over 20 years?
- I saw in Miss Havesham's house. - Why, yes, of course.
I'm not going in there, you stupid puddle of a homeless man's urine.
- What else? - I think she's rather insulting.
Because I need the tears of broken-hearted men
Oh, dear. All this time I thought it was Miss Havesham.
Who can catch me? Who can catch the ice skating king? That's me.
The same.
but the owner of that property wants him first to travel
Oh, I'm so glad everything has worked out.
Go and seek her out. And love her. Love her.
- So that she might be loved. - Yes, but where would I find her?
Look, I've made me a metal fire poker.
- And the prickly things. - It's as if
- Are you ready to complete the cycle? - Yes, Mother.
If it weren't for you, I'd have never become a millionaire.
I am, sir.