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So would you please tell me if I do something wrong

And we shall see you in London next week, Pip.

Oh, you silly, small-testicled boy. Come, let us walk through the rose garden.

What are you doing with those?

Miss Havesham? But...

- What? - This way, you pathetic squirt

Perhaps, but perhaps not. Miss Havesham is very generous indeed.

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And after it all, after weeks and weeks of intense schooling,

Oh, I have a heart to be shot or stabbed in, no doubt.

a letter that Miss Havesham received 20 minutes before the wedding.

If she wounds you, love her. If she tears your heart into pieces,

Your benefactor wishes to remain anonymous.

- Dear God, Pip. Look. - Estella, help me. I'm your boyfriend.

- Mr. Pip. - Mr. Pocket?

And so Pip spent the next several months learning how to be a gentleman.

And the story ends, Pip, with me suggesting that one should never

I see. And you no longer live with the blacksmith?

Did we breaky-wakeys out of prison?

- At the dinner table. - Oh, excuse me.

in its entirety, from beginning to end. Indeed, after watching this show,

How are we not to cry?

For years now the character Pip has been featured prominently

to offer you a reasonable sum of money in exchange for your apprentice.

of nightingale droppings, you metal-pounding fairy.

So ends Charles Dickens' Great Expectations.