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Ordinarily, I would love to, but I am just swamped right now.
I'm sorry. I thought I could do it, and I can't.
Because we split up.
Ross, you asked me that.
Like asking her to move in with you?
Married couples send out cards. Families send out cards.
Good news! The divorce is final. I signed the papers this a.m.
-How many did you want? I'll get 100. -A hundred?
Sorry? I finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap.
And the way she looked at me, pure lust.
My ex-wife didn't work.
I'm just finding myself..
Okay. But I still think we should have this conversation.
I'd like to order a pizza. Can I ask you a question?
You know, where are we? Where is this relationship going?
Oh, no. Short, crazy guy recognizes me. Worst mistake of my life.
-Is there something going on here? -Do you feel it too?
Thanks for the kind words
-Congratulations to you guys, though. -No leg-chewing for us, sir.
Apparently, I give them away for no reason at all.
-Oh, sweetie. -You know what the worst part was?
but I guess it's okay to say it to other people.
And I love spending time with you