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-It's just the pizza place. -You hung up on the pizza place?
I thought we were moving forward. Now you're sending me all these mixed signals.
I don't know if we're there yet.
Knocking them out of the park!
Well, that's the finals, and I think she's gonna go all the way, sir.
-Tomorrow's no good for her, either. -Why not?
Maybe I need some kind of a gesture..
-Why did you give her a key? -She talked me into a corner, okay?
What are you trying to tell me?
Please promise me that you'll never leave me..
Tomorrow night it is. I should be out of court by 6.
-Are you experiencing any discomfort? -No, I'm very comfortable.
No! I mean, not you. Not you.
He's here to have sex with you.
We should talk about that, don't you think?
-Give her a key to your apartment. -We were closer with the mix tape.
Around the fourth month, your hormones start going crazy.
You were a closed book, okay? I'm not a mind reader!
Oh, okay. I didn't mean to put pressure on you..
You know, ordinarily, I'd be divorced by now.
-Bye, guys. -Bye.
-Oh, my God! -Why did you do that?
-Hi. -How did your doctor's appointment go?
-this is my friend Roger. -Hi, Roger.
I promise.
It was awful.
I like things just the way they are.