Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So how was your day?

It looks like a holiday card.

There's no point in spending time with someone if it's just fun.

People who have been dating for a couple of months don't send out cards.

-What? -I love you.

-That's cute. -Bing! And the Bingette!

-What? I said I'd do it. -I know, it's just..

-I'm a doctor. -Right. I meant..

For just one great night. I mean, is that really so hard..

Ross, what's going on? You're changing the lock?

-Phoebe, no! -It's okay. He's a virgin.

Speaking of together, how about we send out a holiday card this year?

I could see your nipples through that sweater.

Together? Like, to people?

Oh, yeah! Urine cuts right through an ice sculpture, doesn't it?

Oh, my God! All he took were pictures of my breasts.

They keep throwing deadlines at me

-Okay.. -But that's not enough.

It's a wedding ring. Get rid of it. We'll throw it in the East River!

I'm missing picture time!

We're not just doing a card. She also wants to have the conversation..

all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.

Yeah. I have all of these feelings, and I don't know what to do about them.

I can't date like a normal person, which is fine because I don't need a relationship.

They keep throwing deadlines at me

Come here. I can breathe through my mouth.

-Really? -Really.